League wide message: stop the fighting, seriously we've lost track of the injured and the watchtower is already damaged. We're just going to list damages by members and supposed reason behind it because nobody is going to be able to read this anytime soon so there's no point trying to correct behavior. It's incredible that nobody is actually dead yet, but of course that could change.

Batman: Although you haven't directly gotten into any fights we're sure you caused most of this. Many of the heroes are too strung up to pay attention to the fact that you more or less organized this, as Wonder Woman would say 'Shit show'. Current Location: No idea, probably watching everything and laughing.

Flash: Challenged to race by Batman down a crowded hallway filled with members many who were injured and some of the few who weren't injured until the Flash smashed into them. Batman took him away when it was apparent he could do no further damage, much to Batman's dismay. Current location: Med Bay brought in by Batman.

Hawk Woman: Complimented on her wings and convinced to spread them in the middle of the mess hall by Batman, it led to spilled food on multiple heroes who demanded apologies, to which Hawk Woman replied, "I'm beautiful screw you." She then swung her mace getting more food on people, which led to a food fight coupled with powers. Current location:flying around somewhere throwing apples at anyone who isn't already unconscious.

Aqua Man: Told by Batman some of the heroes were planning on going on a fish murdering rampage and that an all fish meal was being served in the mess hall. He proceeded to enter the already explosive halls and release what he refereed to as his aqua warriors with the battle cry, "Let loose the fish of war." On the plus it cleared some of the blood away, negatives many people had to be resuscitated after drowning and there are fish out of water everywhere. Current location: Hiding out in the hot tub.

Martian Manhunter: Convinced by Batman to train by reading the minds of league members and then repeat them aloud to everyone in the vicinity. He chose to speak the worst thoughts specifically ones that were derogatory, offensive, or very secret. It sparked arguments between league members and especially with him. Current Location: Believed to be wandering around observing while invisible.

Superman: Luckily didn't really get into any fights, he was conned into being Batman's bodyguard in case of danger. Batman disappeared almost immediatly and Superman is searching for him blaming himself for losing him. He's uninjured because he's the man of steel we can't say the same for anyone who gets in his way. Location: Searching for Batman.

Green Lantern: Showed up saw what was happening merely said, "Nope," and left. We applaud Green Lantern and thank everything that Batman couldn't get to him. Witnesses claim they heard a voice say, "Almost got him", but those witnesses are no longer available so the league may never know. Location: A better place.

Wonder Woman: Thankfully she was off planet, but Batman has contacted her and 'accidentally' revealed what was happening and offhandedly mention he was being attacked by Green Arrow who had largely managed to avoid the conflict. Current Location: Danger Incoming!


This chapter was really easy to write for me, but I keep going back and forth on whether I like it or not. Some parts I find funny and I love making Batman a sociopath, but I feel like it might have gotten long and I changed the way it's written (only for this chapter). Let me know what you thought and if you enjoyed it.

I haven't applied the ideas given to me in the reviews yet, but I already have ideas so they'll be future chapters. If anyone has something they'd like to see let me know. I'm going to form a very loose connection that will come together eventually, but the story is very pliable.