General Message: There is a major function where the Justice League main members were going to having to do a meet and greet with children. It's going to be filmed and shown worldwide, it's for a worldwide 'protect our children' type of thing. Please be on your best behavior and Hawkwoman we are very unhappy to announce that you have to come and can't just be left behind so no flirting with the kids.
Aquaman: Your attempts to force children to adopt fish was not a hit. Kids don't want brown sea slugs and how exactly did you expect them to take care of squids? Next time bring something smaller and cuter if they ever let you come back after the debacle of you trying to teach babies how to swim with sharks.
Wonder Woman: You can't make a girls only section and teach them about a society where men don't exist. We saw some arguments between boys and the girls you 'mentored' by telling them they can use deadly force whenever they deem it necessary.
Hawkwoman: Just because we told you not to force League Members to pet your wings doesn't mean you can force people not in the league to pet them. "You didn't tell me specifically," is not a good excuse.
Superman: Things were going very well and we're glad that you tried to impart good morals on the children, but you don't need to be so hurt when a teenager jokes about you to his friend. Batman had to come over just to stop you from getting upset and possibly breaking something. We noticed he had a quick talk with the teen who looked very pale when Batman walked away.
Green Lantern: Your puppet show was going well until you lost focus for just a moment and the puppets went wild destroying the puppet stage and scaring the toddlers and babies watching.
Flash: There aren't really any major complaints, you actually managed to keep from doing anything completely overboard and got along with the kids. Batman said it was because your intellect was on their level, but he grudgingly admitted you were reliable in this event. However we would like to point out that you got overexcited from the compliment and vibrated through a wall.
Batman: Everyone was shocked with how well you did dealing with the kids, you were actually the hero that was most visited and rated highest. The kids loved you, but offering to teach them how to use your weapons to destroy their enemies was probably unnecessary. The adults in particular enjoyed the knife throwing show when you strapped Aquaman to the target board, mainly because he endangered their children. They were slightly disappointed that you didn't 'accidentally' injure him, but his fear was enough to sate their appetite for revenge. The soft smile you sent the children before leaving was tugging at the heartstrings of your fellow league members who for just a moment thought you were in a good mood. That quickly disappeared when you fixed your glare on them for almost ruining the day, we won't repeat the threats you gave most of them, they're too disturbing.
League Message: The League's participation in World wide children's day celebration was a barely a success. Thankfully Batman spoke the language of almost every ambassador, child, and parent there and was able to convince them the league's failures were just jokes and nobody was in any true danger. They accepted his excuse and said Batman, Flash, and Superman were welcome to come back next year as long as the rest of the league stayed as far away as possible.
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I'm going to be doing a bit of updating on the previous chapters, but nothing so significant that you need to read them again to keep up. Still if you check back later you might notice a difference. Thank you as always for reading and please let me know what you think and what you'd like in the story.
