League wide message: If you receive an invitation to a party being hosted by Batman in a secret bunker, it's not a prank. He's actually hosting a party, though nobody is quite sure why.

Nightwing: Everyone is glad to see you again and we apologize for Hawkwoman trying to get 'close' to you, Batman is planning to have a long chat with her about it. However the smirk you wore when she drunkenly tried to wrap her wings around you made it seem like you weren't too bothered, in fact it was very reminiscent of Batman's. Also thanks for helping with Flash when he gets drunk he can get a bit unstable.

Hawkwoman: You have been walking on very thin ice, watch your back the Bat is coming for you and when you mess with his robins, current or former, he can be merciless.

Flash: Alcohol is supposed to slow you down, not speed you up. Everyone did enjoy the high speed dancing, but your eventual vibration through the snack table sending chips everywhere wasn't nearly as well received. Luckily Nightwing took you home before you could get too out of control, you should thank him properly when you're sober and apologize to Batman for the damage.

Superman: Apparently drinking makes you needy and sad because you spent most of the latter half of party complaining that Batman doesn't appreciate you or pay attention to you. Some heroes, Nightwing in particular might understand, but it really isn't party conversation.

Wonder woman: Not drinking often isn't a good enough excuse to pin Batman to a wall and attempt to ravish him until you passed out. His smirk and lack of resistance doesn't make it much better. We aren't' sure if throwing you in a corner wrapped in a blanket was supposed to be nice or if he just wanted to get rid of you.

Martian Manhunter: Apparently you and alcohol don't mix because you spent the party going invisible and crashing into people. You also managed to throw up all the alcohol directly on Cyborg who was just trying to enjoy himself. We suggest another gift basket, don't include wine, maybe try some cleaning products.

Cyborg: We're sorry about Martian Manhunter's inability to hold his alcohol in more than one sense, nobody knew that would happen. Except maybe Batman who didn't flinch, but that's just his nature.

Batman: Everyone was happy about the party until they started realizing some disturbing problems. The "pinatas" you made were actually just unconscious people. Some members were more receptive than others to beating roofied villains, but you could have warned them. Also leaving piles of passed out league members in the various corners of the room wasn't very kind, even if you did separate them by gender and throw blankets over them. Plus we're fairly sure you spiked the drinks, normal alcohol shouldn't have gotten non-humans so drunk, but even Superman and Wonder woman were drunk out of their minds.

Aquaman: You shouldn't be surprised that Batman didn't invite you to the party., he's still mad about the 'babies swimming with sharks' incident. Instead you got an envelope that sprayed you with batman brand fish-repellent. He originally threatened to gut you like a fish and feed you to your friends, so you should feel lucky. Deal with the loneliness of not going to the party and not being able to complain to your fish friends who are avoiding you.


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