General Announcement: We aren't sure who posted the flyers with new rules on them, but it's safe to say you can ignore most of them.
Superman: It is not a requirement that all superheroes have gadgets, you don't need a supermobile, you can literally fly around the world. Do you even have a license? Also Batman won't help you make your useless car his quote was, "The batmobile is my thing."
Wonder Woman: Making your outfit more revealing is nearly impossible unless you just want to wear a bathing suit. It will most likely distract the enemies, but it won't leave room for the confetti that you're convinced you need to bring to every battle so you can celebrate once you win. Unless you literally plan on pulling confetti out of your crotch you'll have to leave things as they are and let someone sew in a pocket or two.
Flash: If you chose to follow the 'rule' that you need to communicate purely by sign language, you should probably learn sign language. Just doing dance moves and gesturing like a wild man isn't easy to understand, more than one person has been put off by what they assume you're saying.
Batman: It is not time for everyone to have very invasive medical testing, in fact it's never time to do some of the things you brought up. Despite what you saw on the notice board, nobody has alien worms inside them, you don't need to check for them.
Green Lantern: There is no need to give everyone code names and you certainly don't have to give them such stupid ones. The 'Floppy Fish' isn't exactly a promising start to your naming career.
Floppy Fish: We know you're King of the Ocean, but nobody is referring to you as 'Your Majesty' it's a bit late to ask that. However, we will put an end to your current name.
Martian Manhunter: Nobody banned the color green stop painting yourself blue and throwing glares at Green Lantern and Green Arrow for breaking the rules by simply existing.
General Announcement: If you're all going to follow stupid rules then can you at least follow the same ones? At least then everyone will be insane in the same way and there will be some common ground. Flash we're commissioning you to remove the flyers, just nod if you agree because your 'yes dance' knocked out HawkWoman last time you tried it.
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I'm not sure if I'll be posting next week, but I know I will the week after. I have a question I want to ask: If one of the league members wanted to create a show what would it be? (Example: Aquaman- Fun with Fish). You'll see why I asked later and if I do use your suggestions I will credit you.
Thanks for reading let me know what you thought and what you'd like to see.
