Batman nobody is quite sure how you managed to secure a channel on television, but we are actually impressed at the results, though we hesitate to ask the means of how you achieved them. However the fact that you've been secretly filming people and recording conversations is more than slightly disturbing, we need to ask that you keep your, "research" private. There will of course be content reviews because everyone is aware of your idea of 'acceptable' and how that actually measures up against the general public, who we don't want to permanently scar.

Proposed shows: Under consideration or accepted

World news: Newscasters-Batman and Wonder woman, Weatherman-Superman, Head Reporter-Flash (This could actually be interesting plus Flash and Superman will be able to arrive on scene anywhere around the world quickly enough to cover things)

League music: Multiple members, host Black Canary: Accepted (We want to see who in the league has any musical talent or if this becomes a giant joke)

Battle Ring: Undecided (Setting up a fighting ring for superheroes seems like a terribly bad idea, but it'd make for great television)

The Watch: Rotating group of league members: Accepted (We're on the fence, but we'll see how it goes as long as you don't start fighting)

Batman's Life Advice: Hesitantly accepted on probationary terms (Everyone wants to know what kind of advice you might give, but we're also afraid, very afraid)

League Fashion Law Enforcement: Accepted purely out of curiosity (We're assuming it's commentary on outfits in the Superhero and Supervillian communities)

Jail Time Blues: Under consideration (Interviewing captured criminals could be a deterrent to crime when they see what it leads to, but the stories they tell might be an attempt to paint them in a good light and mud-sling at league members. If chosen some heavy editing will likely be in effect)

Super Sitcom (Rename it and come up with a plot beyond cheesy superhero jokes and it'll be reconsidered)

Magical Mondays: Magician- Zatanna assistant- Dr. Fate (Please nothing violent, last time you did a magic show you gave people nightmares)

Holy Trinity Sketch- Main actors- Wonder woman, Superman, and Batman Supporting roles: various league members. (We know you three think of yourself as the top three, but don't be too egotistical.)


Denied shows for various reasons:

Batman Nose Breaking for Dummies (The general public does not need to be introduced to your special brand of violence)

Fun with Fish (We get it Aquaman, you like fish but this isn't a nature channel and nobody else is interested)

Martian Manhuner Cooking show (Get over your fear of fire and maybe we'll think about it. You turned on all four burners then left them on while you fled the scene. We had to call in our on site firefighter Aquaman to deal with the blaze.)

Girl talk: Wonder Woman and Hawkwoman (You can't relate to the general public with your lack of tact or understanding of normal culture)

Keeping Up with the League (Please tell us this was a joke, beyond the fact that it's stupid we can't really have a reality show where the League's secrets can easily be revealed)

Hot Flashes: (You can't just do a show where you model various clothes over your suit, the clothes will probably fall apart if you move to fast and the name is awful)

Go Green: Green Lantern and Green Arrow (Is the show just about the color green? Nobody really knows what you're doing.)


A/N

Okay, so chapter ten is done, this is kind of a milestone for the story. I'm thinking of making a spin off of the results of the various shows the League is producing, if I do it here it will be too condensed or too many chapters would be focused on what happened and this story would get off track (not that it really has a track). To be honest I don't know if this chapter came out as funny as I would have liked, but it does provide opportunity for a story I think could go really well.

Question: What secret talent do you think the superheroes have?

Let me know what you think in a review. If you have any opinions, questions, suggestions, or ideas let me know and I'll try to incorporate them.

The sketch comedy between Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman was heavily based on ApprenticeOfDaedalus's idea which I will expand upon if I write the spin off.