Please Enjoy,
General Message: Thank you to everyone who participated in our televised charity talent show, it certainly wasn't a resounding success, but it easily could have gone worse. Still we feel it's only right to let some of you know you are not talented at all, sorry.
Superman: Your interpretive dancing was not nearly as graceful as you thought, many viewers were mildly scared and a full black bodysuit is not the right look for you.
Martian Manhunter: Stand up comedy is probably not the best career choice for you nor is it a good talent. The content you chose made very little sense, you never went to high school, don't make jokes about your child life if you're just stealing stories from people's memories.
Batman: Your musical performance and multiple encores were very well done, your singing reduced many listeners to tears and yet another fan club formed for you. However your rapping was more than slightly hurtful towards some of your peers. Yes, you have 'lyrical flow, like a pro', but you didn't need to bash half the league and reduce them to depressed messes. We have Black Canary hosting a therapy session scheduled for next week we'd like you to attend to apologize, even if you aren't sorry.
Aquaman: For once your fish obsession was working perfectly fine when you were putting on a show with your 'friends'. Things quickly went downhill when you invited a few staff members to participate and promptly let them get attacked by sharks. They were thankfully given Shark repellent Bat-Spray beforehand, so there were no fatalities although there were a few injuries.
Green Arrow: It could have been simple, all you needed to do was put on an archery demonstration with some cool moves and trick shots, but instead you tried to force Hawk woman to fly around carrying targets for you to shoot while you sang off key. You both seemed to forget you're allergic to her feathers which led to you sneezing and misfiring. You shot Hawk Woman's left wing sending her crashing into a wall. The injury is being tended to and there will be no long term damages, but it stopped her from performing her act, we still aren't sure what she was going to do.
Green Lantern: You should have mentioned you have stage fright instead of walking on stage freezing and nearly throwing up on stage.
Flash: Your impressions were actually a hit, although they were quite bad for the most part it was funny. Some people swore they saw Batman crack a smile, but they were quickly silenced by an 'unknown assailant' so we can't be sure
General Message: The total donations are still being tallied, but they are surprisingly high considering the relative mess some of you created.
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Thank you to 'Guest of honor' who inspired Flash's talent and pieces of Batman and Green Arrow's talents. I knew I wanted Batman to sing, but I hadn't considered rapping and I'm glad I wrote it in, it's probably my favorite part.
Chapter 11 is complete
I've already finished the next chapter and I like my ideas, but I can edit it based on your answers. I'm also interested in general: What video games would the league members play?
