"And that's all you really need to know in order to identify your verbs and adjectives!" Izuku explained to Hina, and a few other regulars from the ramen shop. "Is there anything else you need me to clarify for you?"
"Are you single?"
"What's your ideal girlfriend?"
"Does this count as our first date?!" Hina asked.
Twas but a few seconds before Izuku fully processed the girl's questions and when he did, it only took a few more seconds before he passed out from embarrassment. To think girls found him attractive.
Mom's gonna freak. Izuku thought before he passed out.
"Was that a yes?" Hina asked the other girls participating in their study group, who instantly deadpanned at the Seiai academy student.
"It's a yes." She thought.
The next Izuku woke up to his mom lecturing him on having a harem and how rude it was to pass out in the middle of his date with all those pretty girls. According to his mother they were, and he quotes "Sweet enough to bring him and his scooter back to their apartment after he passed out on them."
"Izuku, if you're going to date all those girls at least make sure you have enough energy to spend time with them. I didn't raise you to fall asleep in the middle of your dates." Inko scolded. "This is exactly why I said you should stop staying out so late for your hero watching."
"But mom! That's the only time the underground heroes are out! Me passing out yesterday had nothing to do with being tired!" Izuku failed to realize he didn't even deny having a harem, unlike his mother.
"We'll talk more about this later. For now, you have school to get to. It's bad enough you already missed your orientation, can't have you missing another day."
Izuku not one to argue with his cinnamon roll of a mother, smiled and nodded at his parent. Grabbing his scooter from the hall closet, Izuku immediately began for Soumei.
"Bye mom love you!"
"Bye honey! Reflect on your behavior with your girlfriends okay?"
"Okay! Wait what?"
Izuku just made it to school and was entering his homeroom, his talk with his mom a fleeting thought, when a robotic boy marched up to him.
"Would you happen to be Izuku Midoriya?!"
Izuku smiled at the four eyed guy and nodded. "Yup! It's my first day, are you the guy who's supposed to show me around."
"Indeed! I am Iida Tenya, your guide for today. We appear to be in the same homeroom. However, you were supposed to be here yesterday for orientation!"
"Eh? Oh yeah, no one told me so that's why-" Izuku tried to explain but was cut off by Iida still ranting at him about missing school the day before.
"And that is why you must never ditch school, Midoriya-san! Also where is your tie?! You are tarnishing the schools name by not abiding by its dress code and also-"
Izuku stared at the robotic boy confused as to why he was getting lectured. He had barely learned of his transfer a day ago, and he wasn't wearing a tie because he couldn't figure out how to tie it, so he opted out of wearing it. Wow this school was already turning out to be stuffy. Whatever at least he got to see Mirko knock out that guy with her thighs.
"Midoriya-san, are you even listening to me?!"
Izuku zoned back in and looked at the robo boy shaking his head smiling, "Ha, I'm sorry Iida, but I was thinking about Mirko's thighs."
"So lewd!" Iida yelled.
The rest of the class and even teacher who were unsurprised by Iida's lecture towards the new student were shaken out of their stupor at the young boys' boldness. Openly admitting to thinking about one of the hottest top ten heroes' thighs, just who was this plain, messy haired looking boy.
"I don't think it's that lewd, asking Mirko to kick me in the face then thanking her…that's probably lewder" Izuku laughed.
"You look so innocent! Yet have such a dirty mind!" Iida yelled.
Izuku ignoring the stiff boy's statement, countered with a question of his own. "Yeah, anyway, are you related to Ingenium?"
Iida began to sputter, no one ever really made the connection to his heroic brother so quickly, nor were they ever so blunt about asking him about it. Which was a bit surprising considering he had exhaust pipes coming out of his legs.
"Err, Yes, I am his younger brother Iida Tenya." Iida coughed.
"So cool! Your brothers awesome. I saw him stop a high-speed car chase while I was riding on my scooter. The car almost hit me but it's okay because I managed to dodge it. But that's beside the point."
The entire class stared at their classmate, who was turning out to be weirder and weirder by the minute, nonchalantly admit to almost being hit by a car while watching a high-speed car chase involving one of their classmate's siblings.
Iida instantly changed from stuck up elitist to proud sibling. "yes, my brother is indeed "cool". In fact, he is one of the reasons I plan on going into the hero profession." Iida said proudly.
"Awesome! I wish you luck then" Izuku said genuinely happy for the boy in front of him. "Hey, ya think I could race him sometime? I'd know I'd lose but it'd still be fun to tell my mom I raced Ingenium on my scooter." Izuku said with a bright smile on his face, instantly blinding all those in the classroom.
"My eyes!"
"Too pure!"
Iida turned away from the blinding smile of this boy who was constantly confusing him. He went from slacker who ditched school, lewd pervert, now to supportive hero fanboy.
Just who is this boy?! Iida wondered.
"Err, I guess I could ask him, but as he is a very busy hero it might not be any time soon."
"Sweet! I'm totally gonna train now! Alright Is class over, cause I heard that there was gonna be a hero fight somewhere downtown?"
Iida looked at Izuku shaking his head. "Midoriya-san…school barely started fifteen minutes ago and also you should be staying away from villain fights."
"Where's the fun in that." Izuku laughed, walking towards his classroom entrance to leave.
"Man, you're pretty funny for a stiff elitist." Izuku said waving back at all his classmates as he left his classroom.
"Wha-what just happened?" Iida asked aloud, turning to his teacher, who shrugged. Even she was confused at the events that had just occurred. However, she was positive Izuku Midoriya was going to be a handful.
"It happened you guys, I have officially been cheered on by the hero fanboy" Mirko bragged.
"Congratulations Mirko, what a momentous day, indeed." Night Eye smiled. "Not only will we be having him attend our special surprise party tomorrow, but another hero has been cheered on by our very own fanboy."
"Hooray for the fanboy!"
"I still don't get what's so great about this kid." Hawks grumbled.
"When he cheers for you, you will understand" All Might grinned.
"Bye mom I'm going to tour Night eye's head quarters now!" Izuku squealed excitedly to his mom.
"Oh my gosh, take plenty of pictures for me alright and get his sidekicks Lemillion autograph for me alright" Inko gushed.
"Of course! I can't wait to hear his signature phrase-
"Pooooower!" Izuku and his mother yelled, laughing.
"What a charming young hero." Inko smiled.
"I know right! He's a great contender for number one hero when All might retires."
"That's true, but he doesn't hold a candle to my little hero" Inko gushed, squeezing Izuku into a bear tight hug before seeing him off. "Have fun okay."
"Aww, thanks mom. And I will see ya later."
"Do we have everything ready?!" All Might shouted.
Just about every top hero in Japan looked to eachother nodding in confirmation. Yes, everything was indeed ready for their little fanboy.
"Operation celebrate nerdy fanboy is-ago!" Present Mic cheered.
"To the nerdy fanboy!" the other heroes cheered.
"Why did I have to come to this stupid party?" a small child with a red hat groaned.
"Because Kota, Fuyumi deserved a day off and we wanted you to spend the day with us." The water hero duo explained.
"Besides we think you'll like this boy."
"Tsk, doubt it. I'd much rather hang out with Deku." Kota growled. Angry they were no longer going to allow him to hang out with the older boy after finding out he got injured while playing with him.
Little did Kota know.
"Toga?"
"Aww, Deku-Kun remembers me?" Toga said mid bite, blood slowly dripping from her face.
"Heck yeah I do. Your quirk is so amazing. And I mean yeah you kinda threatened me with a knife but like when you showed me what your quirk does it was a major turn on!" Izuku said unabashedly not minding at all that the fanged schoolgirl was biting his neck for blood.
Toga blushed heavily. Despite currently holding Izuku in a chokehold with a knife to his neck again for her to suck his blood, she couldn't help but feel flattered this boy thought she could be a hero. Dropping the knife and letting the green haired boy go she turned away kicking her foot back and forth.
"Deku-kun really thinks I could be a hero?"
"Heck yeah!" Izuku said putting a bandage he had already prepared on his currently bleeding neck.
"Okay. Toga will do her best to be one that will make Deku-kun proud of her." Toga said smiling.
"And I'll be cheering you on the whole way as your number one fan!" Deku said with a fist pump to the air.
Tears began to run down Togas face, no one had ever though she could be a hero, nor been so supportive. Now here was this boy she threatened not once but twice willingly to cheer her on as she became a hero.
"Okay, but you better keep that promise Deku-kun." Toga said smiling devilishly parkouring away from the green haired cinnamon roll.
"Of course!" Deku cheered at the departing girl, now walking a bit more sluggishly to Night eyes headquarters, unaware of the stares he was receiving for the blood stains on his collar.
It had taken him a bit longer than expected, having made a pitstop for a new shirt after one too many people stopped him asking if he needed to go to the hospital, but Izuku had finally made it to Night Eye's agency.
"Oh wow, this is it! I'm finally gonna meet Night Eye and Lemillion in person!" Izuku squealed.
"Take a deep breath Izuku you're not a crazy fan boy" he whispered.
"He was."
"PLACES EVERYONE OUR LITTLE FANBOY IS HERE!" All Might yelled.
"It's happening everyone, get your presents, get your autographs! The fanboy has officially entered the building!" Present Mic announced.
"Time to officially meet the little nerd." Best Jeanist smiled.
Izuku slowly walked into Night Eyes agency. He was surprised no one was at the receptionist desk to show him where to go but figured he could just kinda search the building until he found someone.
"Oh, wow that's a limited edition All Might poster only three were made!" Izuku noted.
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"Ughh, hey if everyone's in here then who's out there to greet Izuku?" Lemillion asked.
Everyone turned to bubble girl, Night Eye's sidekick/secretary. "What?! I thought I was supposed to be here too?"
"Someone hurry and go get that boy before he ends up los-Where'd he go?" Aizawa asked when they could no longer see him on their security cameras.
"OH MY GOD IT'S BEST JEANIST, AND ALL MIGHT AND MIRKUO AND ALL MY OTHER FAVORITE HEROES IN THE SAME ROOM!" Izuku screamed, ripping open his shirt to reveal what they hoped were temporary tattoos of just about every hero in the room on his torso.
"Maybe surprising the kid wasn't a good idea." Midnight said.
"Aww, but did you hear that he called us all his favorite heroes." Nejire cooed.
"Kid really knows how to make everyone feel like the number one doesn't he" Aizawa sighed.
"Right, but also who in the world gave him those tattoos?!" All Might asked, flattered but shocked by such a young boy having so many tattoos on his body.
"No idea can't say I'm not flattered to be on his body though" Ryuyku shrugged.
A few others who had noticed they also had been tattooed couldn't help but nod in agreement.
It took a while but Izuku finally woke up after being surprised by the presence of so many heroes he looked up too. He had never expected to meet in person the heroes he was always cheering for.
"Oh hey, guest of honor is awake" Edgeshot nodded, eating some cake.
"Yeah!" Present Mic cheered.
"Alright now we can-
"Deku?!"
"Kota?!" Izuku squealed.
"I didn't know this party was for you!" Kota said, running to the older boy with a smile on his face. The action quite literally almost giving his parents a heart attack. They hardly saw Kota smile like that with anyone besides them. He wasn't the most social child and hated anyone that wasn't them or his aunt Mandalay.
"Well I didn't either! I thought I was just touring Night Eye's headquarters; this is just so cool!" Izuku said fist pumping Kota.
"So why are you here?" Izuku asked.
"Oh, my parents brought me" he said pointing to the water hero duo.
Izuku almost fell back at seeing his favorite duo, then looked back at Kota.
"You mean I was hanging out with the kid of my favorite duo. Oh my gosh this is like a dream come true, oh wow. I can't believe it." Izuku said grasping at his chest. "Autograph, can I have your parents autograph?" Izuku begged.
Kota shrugged sure.
The water duo felt a rush of pride surge through their chest as their favorite fanboy came up to them for their autograph. However, it then struck them that this was the boy Kota was always hanging out with, thus they banned their son from hanging out with such an adorable boy.
Nope, nuhuh. Not anymore.
The water duo turned to their son who was in the middle of practicing a handshake with Izuku. "Kota?"
"Yeah?"
"You can hang out with Deku at the skatepark."
"REALLY!"
The pair nodded leaving it at that, soaking in the adorable sight of Deku hugging Kota cheering at the fact the two would get to hang out more.
Meanwhile the rest of the heroes were busy getting over being jealous of a literal seven-year-old, who had his own handshake with their favorite fanboy.
"We aren't really jealous of a kid. Are we?" Midnight asked.
"We are." All might grumble.
Izuku was having the time of his life not only was he gifted with way more hero merchandise then he could've ever afforded but every hero he met gave him their autograph and picture. It was like a dream come true for the devoted fanboy.
"Oh my god, it's Nejire-chan, Sun-eater and Lemillion! You guys are sooo cool! Barely second years and you guys are already considered interning with some of the top heroes!" Izuku gushed.
The three UA students blushed at the teens praise. It was just work study they were doing but already this kid was considering them heroes. Even Tamaki who usually shied away from such praise was basking in it.
"Lemillion my mom is a huge fan! Will you autograph this t-shirt she made?" Izuku asked.
It wasn't tears coming down Mirio's face when he saw his first fan made item. It was just sweat and if anyone said otherwise, they'll get a Lemillion punch to the face.
"Sure." Lemillion croaked.
One by one this was how Izuku interacted with every hero he saw. Stating small fun facts, he knew about them, that somehow even they didn't know, then asking them to sign his fan made merch which was surprisingly well made.
"Mirko" Izuku whispered. The rabbit hero arched an eyebrow and the fanboy.
"What's up fanboy?"
"Please knock me out with your thighs." Izuku said hands clasped together.
"I can't tell if he's serious." Best Jeanist asked looking around at the other shell-shocked heroes. "Is he serious?"
Izuku looked up at the denim hero, "Dead serious."
"…Hahahahaha I like this kid!" Mirko cackled. She's met some bold people but never as bold as this kid. Yeah, she was gonna keep him. The fact he remined her of a bunny only helped his case.
She quickly tossed an arm around the green bean putting him in a chokehold. "I ain't gonna knock you out with my thighs but how about a chokehold?" she asked.
"I'm...in..heaven." Izuku gasped, tapping the rabbit heroes' arm for breath.
Every hero around stared at their fanboy getting choked around, a bit worried for his mental health.
"All Might in the flesh…I'm not worthy" Izuku bowed.
"Hahahahaha stand up young one. You're the worthiest one of us all."
Not wanting to disobey a request from his favorite hero Izuku stood, looking at all the heroes who stood before him.
"Thank you for everything!" Izuku smiled.
"No, thank you for your nerdy unwavering support." Aizawa said stepping up. He knew this kid went through a lot and this small party wasn't close enough to apologize for the unfairness to quirkless people.
When Izuku looked to his watch he couldn't help but see how late it had gotten shocked at how the time had flown. He was also worried at how he would get this to his apartment without getting robbed.
"We'll take this to your house tomorrow personally!" Lemillion cheered, Nejire and Sun-Eater nodding along in agreement.
"Really! Great. Well I'll be going then my mom's probably worried about how late it is." Izuku announced.
Night eye nodded, "Very well. Have a good night."
"Oh Midoriya-Kun one question before you retire." Nezu asked.
"Ahh! It's principal Nezu of U.A how long have you been here?" Izuku shouted.
The bear mouse chuckled, "long enough to know you have keen analytical skills that I'd think would go to waste unless probably nurtured. Tell me where you plan on going to High School?"
All Heroes waited hoping his answer would be their alma mater.
"Come on say U.A!"
"Ketsubutsu!"
"Shiketsu!"
"Oh, uh since I'm quirkless hero schools are out."
"WHAT?!"
"GEN ED THOUGH!" Midnight whined.
"Now hold on there, Izuku" Present Mic tried interrupting.
"So probably I-Island academy!" Izuku continued oblivious to all the hero's objections.
"But...how? I-island is a highly exclusive island for scientists to research and develop support items for quirks!" All Might declared.
"I know. It's weird I was messing around with an idea for a support item to add to my scooter and put it on one of my forums for feedback and the next second I received an email inviting me to I-islands academy by David shield himself!"
Just about every hero's jaw had dropped at the young boy's explanation.
"Neat right!" Izuku said with a smile.
"Yeah...neat." every hero in the room mumbled.
Omake
"He's in his second year of middle school, right?" Aizawa asked.
"Indeed, by my calculations we have less than two years to make hero fanboy want to stay in japan and go to U.A."
"Is that enough time?" Present Mic asked.
"We'll make it enough time!" All Might bellowed.
"Could you stop using the hero associations meeting room for these types of meetings?" a random government worker asked slightly scared but having needed to prepare the room for an actual meeting in half an hour.
"All might, Night Eye and about forty other heroes glared at the government worker before they ran off. "I'm sorry!"
I'm back sorry for the long hiatus but how bout that twist at the end haha. Now it's gonna focus not just on Izuku cheerin on the heroes but the heroes convincing Izuku not to go to I-island by doing whatever they can to choose their alma mater. ANyways gonna be a fun time.
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