Chapter 13,
General Message: After hearing many disturbing reports it has been decided that there will be a mandatory ethics seminar for all league members, no exceptions.
Flash: When asked if you think you make ethical decisions your answer shouldn't be to wink at the woman who asked and say, "Depends on what your definition of ethical is."
Hawk woman: Your answer to the same question shouldn't be, "When it suits me," and then proceed to run your hand along your mace.
Superman: You were expressing all the qualities a good person and hero needed to be successful, but that quickly went downhill when Aquaman mocked you and declared your boy scout persona is why Batman doesn't like you and people think you're a dork. Throwing him into a wall is not the correct reaction and Batman's slow clap doesn't make it better. Is he rubbing off on you?
Aquaman: We'd tell you not to make fun of people during an ethics seminar, but you've probably learned that considering your currently in the medical bay.
Wonder Woman: Just because the general topic of workplace romance came up does not mean anyone was trying to get in the middle of you and Batman. The nonexistent romance you have is not going to be in jeopardy. So we'd suggest you stop threatening people, they were asking for someone to sedate you.
Martian Manhunter: When asked about trust in the workplace your response of, "I can read minds I know who can't be trusted." and then glancing at various people just made everyone paranoid about who couldn't be trusted. We really don't need anyone being more unstable than they already are.
Batman: Telling horror stories of what has happened in the league under the pretense that you want to discuss them is not OK. Most of the seminar's workers left the room in tears, gagging, or with a face frozen horror. Playing innocent doesn't work when you're smirking at the seminar ending early, thanks in part to you.
Green Arrow: Offering to give out free arrows to the seminar workers to cheer them up might have been more effective if they weren't trap arrows and explosives. Somehow nobody died, but the league is being forced to cover medical costs which Batman is going to end up paying for like usual. He swore to do something unethical to you.
General Message: We received a report about your performance and suggestions on what do to fix any issues. All it said was, "They're horrible and twisted monsters. Good luck, we don't know how to fix them." Needless to say it was a failure.
Thanks for reading. I figured after all they've done they should probably take part in a workplace ethics workshop/seminar and of course it wouldn't work out.
I hope you enjoyed it if there's anything you want to see let me know in a review or just review to let me know what you think.
