General Message: Despite the common occurrence of League members giving and receiving terrible gifts we decided to allow monitored exchanging of gifts. Somehow Batman's suggestion of an unchecked Secret Santa was accepted. Any gifts deemed unacceptable for any reason will be confiscated and returned to the gift giver.

Flash: We originally urged you to exercise extreme caution with the explosive batarangs you received from Batman who offhandedly pointed out it could easily kill someone if used correctly. After you burned down one of the Christmas trees it was decided that the rest will be confiscated,

Batman: Superman seemed very proud of the misshapen black scarf he knitted you and thankfully you accepted without making a negative comment, nobody wanted to deal with Superman pouting on Christmas. Plus you wore it when you left immediately after saying you were going to spend time with 'your birds'.

Superman: You were so high on happiness that Batman 'enjoyed' your gift that you didn't notice how pathetic yours was. Martian Manhunter gave you an old ear of corn reasoning that it would remind you of home, because you grew up on a farm. Flash later ate it not realizing it was a gift nor how old it was.

Martian Manhunter: There were a variety of responses when you opened Wonder woman's gift a very 'graphic' graphic tee-shirt. A tee-shirt as a gift for you wouldn't be great in the first place, but the fact that it had a nearly naked Batman on the front made it even worse. We didn't even know martians could blush. The gift was confiscated, but more than a few members were clamoring for it, we're not sure what this says about the league. Luckily Batman had already left when it was opened, but somehow he'll find out and then the problems will begin.

Wonder woman: We are more than slightly upset that Aquaman decided to give you a bunch of fish to take care of. We've seen how you dealt with Tamogatchi and those weren't even alive. Please don't let them die, we don't need you and Aquaman having a breakdown. In other news some members of the league are requesting batman graphic clothing, but perhaps a bit less 'graphic'. Superman in particular wants one though he asks that Batman be wearing a bit more of his suit, but "doesn't mind a bit of skin if you want." You have started a very dangerous trend be prepared for the consequences.

Aquaman: We're assuming the box of goldfish crackers you received from Flash was a gag gift and not as a result of him only wanting to buy food. We're also hoping you were joking about wanting to see them swim and knew they would fall apart in water.

General message: We also noticed every league member's closet and drawers were filled with slightly more appropriate Batman themed clothing as special gifts. Batman didn't come forward as the gift giver, but he seemed pretty pleased that most of the league were wearing shirts that said, "Batman is better than you." Aside from a few exceptions, anyone who was wearing 'Wonder woman brand' clothing of him almost nude was taken into a room alone with him and left without their clothes and completely terrified.


A/N

Sorry I didn't post the last two weeks, I've been extremely busy, but here is the latest chapter. To be honest I never planned on doing any holiday specific chapters, but once the idea hit me it stuck and you know 'tis the season.

Please review and let me know what you thought.

Question: Do you want me to do a chapter for New Years and if so who should kiss? (Any character combinations are acceptable)