General Message: Many league members decided to create a new year resolution, however instead of bettering yourselves most of you just resolved to continue if not worsen or create new poor behavior and habits.
Superman: It's nice that you're trying to switch things up, but wearing black and trying to pull of a raspy voice to be more like Batman doesn't suit you even if it is in the name of 'friendship'. Surprisingly Batman actually agrees, although he did say, 'Aspiring to be like me is admirable, but you can't achieve my level of perfection.' He suggested instead you improve your 'interrogation techniques', we aren't really looking forward to the results.
Wonder Woman: Deciding to improve your relationship with Batman is fine, but your means thus far have been abysmal despite the occasionally positive results. Declaring him 'yours' and posting warnings about touching him in the watchtower was over the top, you also can't marry someone without their consent. You'll have to explain to Superman why he can't be the best man, we don't want to deal with him.
Martian Manhunter: Wanting to increase your knowledge on humans and ability to interact with them is one of the few good resolutions. However you can't dig through the other members rooms and steal things, it isn't beneficial. Return Hawkwoman's spare mask, it doesn't suit you plus she's quite upset and already spitting out threats.
Batman: Deciding to further your grip and control over the other members of the league is downright disturbing. Especially because you intend to do it through manipulation, fear tactics, and all the new 'inventions' you've been creating. You also can't rename the league 'Batman and his Bitches' or at least we don't think you're allowed to. Who wrote the rule book for this place, anyway?
Flash: Just deciding to include more sugar in your diet and begging Batman to convince the kitchen staff to buy and bake more cupcakes is unhealthy.
Aquaman: You don't need a bigger tank, you just don't. Also sushi will not be taken off the menu most people enjoy it. What do you even eat in Atlantis, if not sea creatures?
Green Lantern: Using puns and quotes involving rings is already annoying people. Yelling, 'The Ring has awoken, it's heard its masters call', every time you use it has upset a few members already. However we will have a Lord of the Rings movie night, like you suggested.
General Message: After a close vote it has been decided the Justice League will indeed keep it's name and it can't be contested again for at least a year. Our resolution is simply to try to reign in you heroes and try to control the daily chaos you create.
A/N
I'm sorry I haven't been updating, I'm usually good at posting at posting once a week or at least every other week. However my laptop charger broke and getting a new one has proven quite difficult, I'm currently using a public computer in my college's honors lounge. My new charger should be here next week so hopefully I'll be able to post regularly again afterwards.
Let me know what you guys think. There is no question this chapter, things will be going back to "normal" for the league so the holiday chapters are done.
Credits: I was happy I received so many suggestions from everyone in the reviews, but obviously I couldn't use them all.
Ni Castle: I integrated both of your ideas into WW and Superman's resolutions
Guest of Honor: I used pieces from your ideas about Flash, Wonder Woman, Superman, and Aquaman.
Angry lil' Elf: I'm sorry I didn't use any of your suggestions the issue is they were ideas that would be good and make them better people. I basically only wanted to encourage them to be worse and show that they have no intention of improving themselves in a positive fashion. Those would be things the board would suggest for them to do, but still thanks a ton.
