General Message: Welcome to the Kingdom of the Watchtower, please bow before all royalty.

Shining Knight: Please stop bringing your flying horse to the watchtower, he seems to dislike certain members and is quite distracting. It doesn't matter that you were a knight of the round table and blessed by Merlin you don't get special treatment. Plus your decision to refer to yourself as Sir Justin has led members to follow suit by giving themselves titles. We now have to deal with Prince Flash, Superman the Duke of Metropolis, Queen Diana (she's the only true royalty, but she's a princess), and of course King Batman. King Batman promises to allow you to join his 'oval table' should you choose to join.

King Batman: Why, why do you have to do these things? We don't need a monarchy, this is just going to take the voice away from the other members and allow you to make decisions for everyone. Plus other people are getting on board soon nobody will be able to oppose you, this is more like a dictatorship than anything else. You're also choosing who is allowed to serve in your court and who is forced to be a peasant, this could easily hurt teamwork when some members believe themselves better than others.

Queen Diana: We aren't surprised that you jumped on this and decided to become Batman's new wife and queen of the league. You're the only member who actually is royalty, although you're a princess.

Prince Nightwing: This makes sense the entire bat clan has been promoted to the status as royalty regardless of how much or little they are involved in the league. Please try to control them, we can't ask the king because he's happy to let them run wild.

Earl Flash: We aren't sure how you got this title, but we don't care. Just stop running around and shoving your noble status in the face of everyone who you see, your enemies don't need to know about it nor do your friends.

Superman Duke of the League: Your begging and whining has succeeded, congratulations Batman has made you a duke. However he also made you an errand boy, which is not the job of a duke. You don't need to do that for him even if you profess that you are happy to 'serve the king however you can.' Your loyalty is impressive and sad, do what you want we can't stop you.

Zatanna: You don't really need to worry about the fake monarchy so trying to apply as court wizard is unnecessary. Which means you aren't in competition with Dr. Fate, we assume he at least will ignore this out of hand mess.

Dr. Fate: Joining the new Watchtower Kingdom will not 'foster order', if anything it will just make things worse around here. Think about it Batman is going to be a king who knows what he'll do. Actually that really isn't a big change is it? He already makes up his own rules and bosses people around, now he'll just have the monarchy behind him.

Aquaman: Batman is offering to meet with you to discuss peace talks so when he tries to conquer the world you won't get in the way. He will promise to leave the sea alone, but he may require your assistance to attack the world if and when the time comes.

Peasants: To the entire staff we are sorry Batman has named you peasants, aside from the doctors and head chef because you 'serve a purpose'. You may be joined by other League members if Batman doesn't like them.

General Message: If you wish to join Batman's kingdom you can head to his court to apply, he will judge you and make his decision. We urge you not to, this can only go poorly.


I had written this entire chapter and was ending it with my Shining Knight section when I was suddenly inspired. I knew that there was no chance the other league members would let it pass without joining in. Batman in particular would love to be King and of course Wonder Woman would demand to be Queen.

Angry lil' elf's review inspired the Shining Knight section and since my entire chapter was born from that, essentially Angry lil' elf inspired this entire chapter. Thank you for your suggestion.