General Message: In his most recent decree King Batman decided that everyone had to earn money because he was annoyed that he was constantly paying for things. He didn't enact the tithe he was considering, but he is instead forcing all league members to 'fund raise' in any way they can.
Hawk Woman: Trying to sell life size wings styled after your own was a horrible idea considering how you decided to build them. The ones you made with built in rockets (without informing anyone) immediately sent the first customers flying and they either malfunctioned allowing the people to fall to the ground or smashed them into something. The league is being sued by multiple people, all you've done is lose us money.
Superman: Your homemade cookies are quite delicious and everyone in the league agrees on that, but they aren't girl scouts. Nobody is going to go door to door selling the cookies. The only one who could actually do it would be the Flash who needs to 'refuel' during his work by eating all the cookies. However, Batman is requesting the recipe so he can make it a staple in his kingdom's official diet and give it to Alfred to make a few batches for the Bat family.
Aquaman: Just because you're sulking about Batman not declaring you a high-ranking member in his kingdom doesn't mean you don't have to participate. You have your own Kingdom so enjoy that, but for now since you work and have lodgings in the Watchtower which Batman paid for you still have to help out. Do a dolphin show or something, Batman may make you a flat out peasant if you don't at least try to follow his commands. This is honestly a mess and we're sad that we are now advocating you serving the King, but for the time being try not to upset him.
Booster Gold: Stop harassing members to be in a commercial with you. The only superhero who actually eats at 'Big Belly Burger' is Flash and even he admits it's pretty bad. However we've heard Aquaman is considering it mainly because he thinks they only kill land animals and he has nothing else to do (Don't mention their questionable fish fillet sandwich).
Wonder Woman: Nobody is quite sure how or when you contacted the photographers that were planning on creating a calendar made of nude photos of league members, but that is most certainly not allowed even if Green Arrow is all for it. The idea isn't all that bad we'll look into making a Justice League calendar with photos of the league members, but they will be clothed.
Captain Marvel: We aren't entirely sure what 'studying for midterms' relates to, but Batman has decided to allow you out of any obligations to do whatever it is that you need, he also offered to 'tutor' you. Once again we have no idea what's going on, but just try not to cause any trouble.
Green Arrow: Apparently in your case having to 'study for midterms' is not a valid excuse and you are forced to continue participating in this insane attempt to earn some money for the league. Another note, you can't sell arrows to the public if they're made from live explosives, we are facing multiple lawsuits.
Plastic man: We know that you were a small time criminal at one point, but when you capture a criminal who robbed a bank you can't keep the money and donate it to the Justice League. You have to return it to the bank your excuse, which Batman approved of was, "the bank already lost the money I'm just making sure it goes to a good cause." Now we have other heroes asking if they can really just keep what we find when catching villains.
Lex Luthor: We don't see you around often because most of the heroes still hate you, but popping in to drop off a check for an undisclosed amount of money clearly got you in Batman's good books. He was heard saying, "This is why I like rich people." Which is almost like a compliment to you and any other rich person willing to give him money. Luckily Superman was in the kitchen while you were on board and you didn't run into each other.
Batman: You can't extort money out of people by threatening not to save certain places in disasters if they don't pay for your services. Charging people for protection goes against the point of being a hero. Telling the entirety of Belgium that they're out of luck next time aliens attack the planet unless they pay up, is truly deplorable. However if the deals go through, you will bring in the most money which is your mind probably makes up for it.
General Message: A line of league inspired teddy bears was released based on a design by Robin years ago. The Bat-bear has been selling millions worldwide and is bringing a steady stream of profit, all of which Batman declared was going to him minus what is needed to pay for the lawsuits. Thankfully due to the money coming in Batman has decided the world deserves to be protected and Belgium is once again safe.
