General Message: There is no plague and nobody is dying, please calm down. We understand you have been led to believe that Batman is on the verge of death and some virus is infecting the league, but none of it is true.

Flash: Just because Batman is coughing and feeling a bit sick does not mean there is a plague. We don't care that Batman never get's sick, you can worry about him if you like, but running through the watchtower screaming that a plague has broken out and Batman is dying is not good for morale. The news spread quickly and soon half the league members were convinced they were going to die.

Hawkwoman: We aren't sure how you came to the conclusion that you needed to 'dispose' of anyone who is contaminated, but stop hunting down random league members, nobody is infected. What's your standard for who is and isn't infected?

Wonder Woman: Nursing Batman back to health is very sweet, but your methods leave quite a bit to be desired. Specifically your decision that his clothes were probably to blame and that you needed to take his suit off. Also he needs very simple medication you can get from a store not a potion you got from a gypsy on the side of some road. We're fairly certain sure it's a love potion not one to help with colds, so you're being replaced with Superman.

Superman: You're jumping the gun a bit by trying to prepare a funeral for your best friend and sobbing uncontrollably. He will survive please stop the waterworks, it's making people uncomfortable and furthering their belief that something is happening. We've also decided you have to replace Wonder Woman as Batman's main caretaker, she's not helping. Bring actual medicine if there is anything made by a gypsy we will replace you as well.

Green Lantern: Please come out of the bubble you created, it's safe we promise.

Aquaman: You don't need to hide underwater, it isn't an airborne disease and your sea friends can't help you.

Martian Manhunter: Please don't try to initiate a lock down if you don't know how the new system works. You set off thee fire alarms and drenched the cafeteria as well as the hallways. More people were hurt by slipping than they were by this nonexistent sickness.

Batman: Please don't come to the watchtower if you have a cold, you managed to start an all out riot just by sneezing a few times and coughing. For once we actually don't think you did this on purpose although we aren't entirely sure how you got sick. Still this does show the power you have over the league, it's a bit disturbing.

Nightwing: Thank you for your call to explain the situation. Batman caught the cold while taking care of the Bat family, most of whom had caught colds. His fatherly duties left him ill and that led to the entire league suffering.

Green Arrow: We are sorry that you actually did get sick, but that was beacause you drank Wonder Woman's gypsy juice, not for any other reason.

General Message: Most of you are aliens or have superpowers that protect you from getting sick anyway, why are you worried?


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Chapter 19 is complete and I hope you enjoyed it.

Let me know what you think and if there's anything you might want to see.