General Message: We are sorry to inform you that the Justice League has to gather for a press conference which will be broadcast worldwide. The subject is mainly about how the league intends on keeping the world safe and any future plans, it's all very standard. Everyone must be on their absolute best behavior so we don't cause any problems, there are already a decent amount of people who resent us and we're just starting to win people over again.

Batman: Please don't threaten anyone be it reporters or entire countries, we don't want another Belgium incident. If you really want to give some stern warnings to villains that's fine, but don't force the conference to end just because too many people are scared or crying. Don't offhandedly offer to give a show on how your weapons work on anyone in the crowd who interrupts you.

Flash: Just because a group of people are gathered in front of you does not mean they're all attending a comedy performance put on by you. They didn't come to listen to your jokes especially if you try to turn it into a roast and make fun of people, you've started brawls in the past and we don't need that now.

Green Arrow: No jokes, no trick arrows, and no shooting fake explosives into large crowds isn't an icebreaker, it's insane. There are plenty of people of people who might react poorly, like anyone with half a functioning brain and a bit of sense.

Black Canary: Don't get annoyed at Green Arrow, when you yell sometimes you go overboard and we don't need you canary screaming into a microphone... again. The league, essentially Batman, doesn't want to be saddled with more medical bills for ear surgeries.

Nightwing: Most of the league is perfectly happy when you attend these events, Batman and a few others in particular get excited. Although you might not be in the league we have to request you be on your best behavior and not play any pranks. We know Batman forwards you copies of all our PSAs so don't pretend you didn't see this.

Wonder Woman: Please keep your opinions to yourself if they're going to offend almost everyone who hears them. We don't need any repeat performances of your racist, sexist, and disturbing comments, whether or not they're intentional.

Martian Manhunter: You can't just disappear when you get bored, we've had this discussion with Batman in the past for different reasons, but even he can't go invisible like you do. It makes people nervous, when an invisible alien is hanging out around them breathing down their necks literally and metaphorically.

Hawkwoman: It is very rare that anyone actually is trying to start a fight with you because they aren't fools, so don't assume everyone is there to attack you. Every random person wearing sunglasses is not your newest opponent and cameras are not weapons, they're just annoying. paranoia isn't a great quality for a superhero, though apparently Batman hasn't received that memo.

Captain Marvel: Just try to stay still and not fidget, to be fair you're better than most of the heroes, but you end up looking restless and worried when you can't stand straight. Batman promised to buy you some ice cream if you behave and join in on any plans he might eventually make.

Superman: You generally seem surprisingly good at playing the part of a proper hero so please keep up the decent work, don't let anyone corrupt you.

General Message: Things had gone somewhat smoothly, but at the last moment Wonder Woman caused a major scene by announcing her pregnancy on live television in front of a crowd just before everyone returned to the Watchtower. We need to do damage control of some sort and figure out if she's telling the truth. We aren't sure how to punish her, so can someone come up with something besides Batman?


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Chapter 23 is complete, I really enjoyed this whole little idea I came up with. Plus I set myself up for a chapter about Wonder Woman's possible pregnancy which you can expect to see in the future.

Thanks for reading and let me know what you think.