General Message: The entire watchtower is in an uproar over Wonder Woman's announced pregnancy. There have been tears, celebrations, and oddly enough battles. We urge everyone to calm down and take care not to upset either of the parents to be. With Wonder Woman possibly being hormonal and Batman shifting into father mode, they will be more dangerous than ever if provoked.

Hawkwoman: Baby showers are meant to be thrown later in the pregnancy she isn't even showing yet and the gifts people have been bringing include far too many weapons to be safe. Seriously whoever sent explosives need to take them back and the same goes for the chemical set someone sent.

Green Lantern: Getting the baby a power ring is extremely irresponsible you can't force a baby into joining the green lantern corps and taking him or her under your wing. Batman has said he'll take the ring, but he'd kill you before he'd let you take his child.

Superman: We've never seen you so adamant about anything than you are that you have to be the godfather. You beat up Aquaman for jokingly suggesting that he get the title. Don't worry the rumor mill says you're the most likely choice because you're one of the only people Batman doesn't hate and you're less likely to put the child in danger. The other possible choice is Agent A from the bat clan or another bat family member if Batman decides to make it someone within the family.

Aquaman: Wonder Woman is not having a water birth and even if she did it wouldn't be in one of your tanks, Batman thinks they're unsanitary. He also mentioned he thinks you are unsanitary.

Captain Marvel: A baby isn't going to be a playmate or little brother, you're an adult. Why are we constantly having these types of issues with you? Talk to Batman like you usually do in problematic situations he'll set you straight, if he feels like it.

Flash: Don't suggest that you be the one to break the news to the Amazons just because you want to gawk at beautiful women, that could be dangerous. Let Wonder Woman do it, if anyone will survive it would be her. We don't know how they'll react, especially her mother.

Batman: You're clearly happy at the news people have sworn they saw you smile and Wonder Woman seems to like your new protective streak. Though just because someone looks at her in a way you don't like doesn't mean you get to attack them, Green Arrow's unconscious body in the medical bay is a good example.

Green Arrow: Just cover your eyes when you walk by Wonder Woman from now on, we don't know what else to say.

Martian Manhunter: We've never seen you so emotional, well technically your face didn't move at all and your expression was completely neutral, but you did start crying. Of course the tear gas set off when Green Arrow was beat up might have been related, but we're sticking with you caring.

Wonder Woman: At this point Batman is high on happiness, or whatever similar emotion he has, and willing to go along with what you want as long as it's beneficial for the baby. However we have to wonder what you could be doing that's so useful when you drag him into dark rooms at random times, though he doesn't seem to mind it much.

Nightwing: With all this talk of children we have heard rumors that you and Batman may be planning on bringing the entire batfamily into the watchtower to see the mother to be of his child. We beg you not to do this, nobody knows what will happen.

General Message: In all the excitement nobody has worried much about the fact that Wonder Woman hasn't proven she's pregnant, she's done other crazy things to get Batman's attention. On the other hand if Batman and Wonder Woman are going to be having a child we wish the best of luck, to the rest of the world who will face the wrath of you two and any child with your skills and inevitable mental trauma.


A/N

So there it is the pregnancy chapter. As I mentioned in the chapter, I may make a cross over chapter where the bat family invades the watchtower to do whatever it is they choose to do and react to the news.

Thanks for reading, let me know what you thought.

Question: What would Batman want to name the baby boy/girl?

Question: What would Wonder Woman want to name the baby boy/girl?

Questions: What would you name the baby boy/girl?