General Message: Members of the Batfamily have arrived please do everything in your power to stay out of their way if you care about your life. We can't actually tell the majority of the Batfamily what to do, so we'll simply try to keep track of them and do our best.

Nightwing: We understand you have a familiarity for the layout of the watchtower, but please don't use that to organize the batfamily's various 'activities', you should be trying to keep them under control. You may be able to pull off the cute and innocent look far better than an adult male should, but the rest of your siblings aren't as good at avoiding suspicion. Someone will inevitably end up hurt or in trouble, surely you realize how dangerous your family is?

Red Hood: You're not even technically a hero, you can't be here for the express purpose of flirting with league members and sneaking around to steal things. The excuse that you 'just want to meet the mother of your easily corruptible little brother' is slightly disturbing, you don't even know the gender. We'd ask you to leave, but you still have guns on you and nobody feels like starting a gun fight.

Robin- We assume you aren't happy about Wonder Woman's pregnancy based on the fact that you kept glaring at her stomach before you disappeared. The child isn't trying to usurp your role as Batman's 'partner' and favorite. Though all the other members of the Batfamily believe they are the favorite, Nightwing is particularly adamant. Also we're pretty sure you aren't allowed to bring dogs onto the watchtower, especially to let them loose, but only Batman has the full book of rules so he can change them at will.

Red Robin: Please don't hack our systems so you can check through Wonder Woman's medical history. We aren't sure what you're trying to check specifically, but like the other birds you seem to be involved in some plot. You're one of the more level headed people in the family, can't you at least be reasoned with?

Oracle- We're sorry the watchtower isn't extremely handicap accessible, but you don't need to throw weapons at everyone you come across. Where are you even getting them? You forced most of the league into an impromptu conference on the rights of the disabled.

Batgirl: It's nice to see that you're being friendly and chatting to Wonder Woman, discussing children names, expected gender, how Wonder Woman knew, what her plans are, and how she was feeling.

Black Bat: You're also following Wonder Woman around, but you haven't spoken to her at all. Instead you've been watching her silently. Luckily she's too interested in talking to Batgirl to actually care about your silent vigil.

General Message: Although they refuse to disclose how, a series of tests were performed without Wonder Woman's knowledge or consent by the Birds. Their results, although dubiously gather have been verified as viable. Therefore it has been proven that Wonder Woman is not pregnant and never was. It is still undisclosed how they found out or why they were suspicious, but now we have to deal with the fallout.

Red Hood: In hindsight don't you think telling Batman the results by popping up and saying you're not the father, wasn't a great idea.

Batman: Where are you? One minute you were chatting with Nightwing then you heard the news about Wonder Woman and disappeared. This can't be good, we're putting out a message to all league members to be on their guard, they could be in danger. This was one of the few times when Batman seemed genuinely happy about something and it was stolen away, we guess we should thank the Batfamily for figuring it out before it went any further.

Wonder Woman: WHY? What possessed you to do this, you may have set in motion an unavoidable chain of events. If Batman is angry someone is going to end up having to try to calm him down and that will most likely go poorly.

General Message: Batfamily against our better judgement we're extending an invitation to stay until Batman is back to normal, we don't know if anyone is equip to handle the anger we fear might come from him. Also agent A's feast is put on hold for the time being, although we heard there would be some non-pregnant friendly food, so he was probably skeptical of the pregnancy as well.


A/N

It took 25 chapters, but the Batfamily finally made it. Sorry to burst the bubble everyone, I did leave little mentions that the baby might not be real and lo and behold she isn't pregnant. Sorry, PSAJ (new acronym) wouldn't make sense because wonder woman would be pregnant for multiple chapters and then I'd have to write in a baby. Little Martha would alter the entire story and it would be PSA of batsitting (though that does sound fun).

These chapters may only be loosely related, but I can't write out a baby once it's born. Maybe I'll write a spin off alternate story line because I do like the idea, especially in this twisted continuity of mine.

This chapter was basically small hints at how the Batfamily was working together to run their little operation to figure things out.

Also thank you for the responses the most popular seemed to be that Batman would name the child after his parents, which I think is completely plausible.

Thanks for reading and let me know what you think.

Question: How do you think the family found out and what roles do you think the birds and bats played in their operation?