General Message: The Watchtower has been locked down by Batman so he can punish people to work the aggression out of his body. His bat family has quarantined him to a section of the watchtower to try to 'comfort him'. It's working to an extent, all the pain caused thus far has been remote meaning Batman hasn't physically maimed anyone.
Wonder Woman: We'd lecture you heavily about what you did, but the last time anyone saw you was when members of the bat family were locking you in a spacepod filled with only destroyed baby toys and proceeded to launch you into space. They claim it was for your own safety before Batman could get you, but we question the necessity of headless dolls and repetitive children's songs playing.
Superman: Please do not go to 'help' Batman, his family is trying their best to deal with him, but we can practically taste the anger in the air flowing from the room he's currently in.
Nightwing: We're glad you're trying to organize your family into helping Batman get over his current mood, but please try to keep control of them. We've noticed a very high increase in fear and paranoia in league members and we're hesitant to actually tell them they're safe from any Bat or Bird.
Red Hood: We partially blame you for Batman's reaction due to your horrible delivery of the news. Thank you for keeping people away from Batman, but please don't use guns and don't fire at people for fun. League members aren't talking targets.
Robin: Telling Batman that you're the only blood relative he needs isn't particularly comforting, it's slightly rude on the chance that he ever wants to have a child. You also don't need to exact revenge on the rest of the league for 'being idiots and perpetuating Wonder Woman's lies'.
Red Robin: Couldn't you just use an Ipod or something to play music, you didn't need to hack the entire system to play soothing music for Batman. However playing warnings in some of the common areas wasn't unwarranted.
Bat Girl: We aren't sure where you got all the cookies you just brought in, but the outright refusal to share any of them was a bit rude considering how many you have. If you have any left overs you don't need to incinerate them, Flash is practically begging for them.
Oracle: Thank you for remotely conducting the clean up of all baby related items in the watchtower, but despite what Batman told you Aquaman's room is not where we throw trash.
Black Bat: You didn't need to sneak into Wonder Woman's room and destroy it just because your entire family is angry at her. Though we're hesitant to be too upset about it, one because the entire bat family supported the action and two Wonder Woman deserves it to an extent.
General Message: Batman has claimed to have calmed down, he'll still kill someone if he gets too annoyed, but he won't torture you first. Let's be happy for small blessings and give him time. Also Wonder Woman's lack of presence is not an opportunity to get closer to Batman, please be careful around him.
A/N
Chapter 26 is complete. Don't worry Wonder Woman will eventually find her way home and Batman will not have yet another mental scar about this incident.
Thanks for reading and let me know what you think.
Question: What do you think Batman would have done to Wonder Woman if she wasn't shot into space in a creepy baby pod?
Quick explanation of the batfamily's plan to figure out if Wonder Woman was pregnant: Oracle provided the first distraction to the general league, Batgirl distracted Wonder Woman in particular and fished for information, Black Bat studied Wonder Woman and carefully collected 'samples', Robin checked her room with his dog, Red Robin searched her medical files, Red Hood was disturbingly happy review all the video recordings Batman takes once they had been hacked, and Nightwing coordinated everything. Nightwing was also supposed to break the news to Batman, but that clearly didn't happen. (That was the basic idea I had, it was pretty loose)
