Naruto the knuckleheaded ninja that we all know and love is just starting his career as a ninja but the stakes are higher now. With his two girls Iris and Chaos growing up at a startling rate he must now handle their growing powers, and the mysterious demons that are after him and uncover the mystery behind Sōkyoku's mysterious past and origin. Watch Naruto progress through his live as an Ancient Evil born before the beginning of time stirs behind the scenes that threaten all of existence. Watch Naruto as he goes from being a Father to a Ninja.
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Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto Franchise that belongs solely to Masashi Kishimoto; I do not own Heaven's lost Property, High School DxD or any other Anime I borrow themes from. The only thing I claim is my OC's and original Story Plot.
Author's Note (A/N): Hey guys I'm back with yet another chapter and it is a festive one. I had way more fun with this chapter than I should have and that's ironic since this is only the tip of the iceberg when compared to the chapter that follows. Naruto's patience and beliefs will be shattered by our favorite Toad Sage in this chapter. Never has Naruto come across a person who will get underneath his skin the way Jiraiya can. Iris herself will be having the worst day possible and Chaos will feel as if christmas came early. The tiny terror has some plotting to do within this chapter. So read on as their are a few surprises in the back half of this chapter.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy.
Chapter 50
The Chaotic Pervert
Naruto couldn't believe it. His entire life he was led to believe that Jiraiya was a righteous shinobi who was a symbol for everyone to strive for. Now all of that was thrown out the window. Years ago, Hiruzen told Naruto he would learn about him while he was in the academy and the old man was right. Naruto did learn a lot about the legendary shinobi back in the academy and he remembered the awe he felt at hearing the stories of the man and how heroic he was. Now all of that was ruined completely by what was shown to him today.
"You're Jiraiya of the Legendary Sannin…?" Naruto mumbled in disbelief as he stared at the man who still had his daughter hanging off his shoulder. "You bet I am kid! I bet you're looking for an autograph now that you know how awesome I am?" Jiraiya teased as he flexed his muscles in an arrogant way. A cheesy smile was on his face as he heard Chaos's laughter ringing in his ears. "No way! I don't need any autograph from a rotten old man like you." Naruto immediately retaliated as he would not condone this type of behavior around his daughters. As a boy starting puberty, he would freely admit that the sneak peek he just got at the girls in the hot springs was way more stimulating than he thought it would be but he couldn't let that impulse control and define him.
It would be bad enough if he were raising two sons. That kind of behavior would encourage them to do that to other girls not only their age but old and it would basically be him teaching his sons to disrespect women. On the other hand, he was raising two daughters. Females, which means their gender is the target of this inappropriate behavior. If he were to act like that it would send a horrible message to his daughters that what he was doing was ok and that it's ok for them to be spied on by total strangers. It would be over his dead body before he allowed anyone or anything to peep or spy on his daughters in any malicious or degrading way. They'd be dead before they would even get the chance.
"I want an autograph!" Chaos shouted in glee as her eyes lit up in happiness. No one will ever know how Chaos did it but she suddenly pulled out a book from out of nowhere. However, it was a special book… one we've seen before. It was a predominantly black and orange book with a deformed pumpkin on the front and the title read: [Scary Stories for Halloween]. This was the very same book that Naruto would often read to the twins at nighttime usually at Chaos's request. "Oh, what do we have here? So, you're a fan of Halloween?" Jiraiya asked in the tone a parent or adult takes with a child when they're entertaining them. Chaos's eyes lit up in excitement as she shook her head yes.
"Wait a minute… Chaos if I remember correctly you said an amphibian gave you this book." Naruto stated as the gears in his head started to turn. 'She never specifically said what kind of amphibian that day yet she wants Jiraiya to sign her book… and Jiraiya is the Toad Sage.' Naruto correctly deduced as he sent yet another glare Jiraiya's way. "You gave Chaos this book?" It had to be the only explanation as to why Chaos would have it and want Jiraiya to sign that book specifically.
"Well… I wouldn't quite say I gave it to her directly. She just so happened to receive it from one of my toads." Jiraiya sheepishly stated in a drawn-out manner with added animated hand movements. "So, you just hand out random things to little kids?" Naruto asked incredulously… he couldn't fathom the randomness of such actions. It didn't make any sense since there was no motive. "Haven't you ever heard of Christmas kid." Jiraiya said in a sarcastic smart-ass jab. "Christmas…?" Naruto questioned in confusion. "Don't worry about it kid." Jiraiya waved it off as he overlooked the glare Iris was sending him from behind Naruto's leg.
Jiraiya wrote his signature into Chaos's book with the girl squealing in delight. The tiny terror had a megawatt smile on her face as she kissed Jiraiya's cheek in appreciation. This shocked Naruto greatly since Chaos wasn't this affection with anyone other than him and she certainly didn't kiss others but him either. She's really taken a shine to the Toad Sage. "Ladies of all ages can't resist my charm. This is your last chance kid, I'm willing to give you an autograph if you just say please." Jiraiya taunted as he smirked at Naruto who was trying his hardest to restrain himself. "No thank you." Naruto said as he forced this out through gritted teeth. "Your lost then…" Jiraiya stated while shrugging his shoulders.
"So, I take it you're a ninja then; judging by that headband on your head?" Jiraiya inquired while eyeing Naruto's headband. "Yeah, I'm a Genin." Naruto answered easily enough while comforting Iris by rubbing the side of her head who was still sending off childish death glares at Jiraiya. "Based on the time of year, does that mean you're participating in the Chūnin Exams?" Naruto was quick to confirm this as he stated he was advancing to the finals. "You're going to the finals huh? That means you're pretty strong then." Jiraiya complemented with an appraising look in his eyes. "Yes, Dada is the strongest Genin in the village!" Chaos confirmed with a giggle and childish laugh.
"Strongest Genin huh? That's a lot of boasting." Jiraiya raised an eyebrow at this as this was interesting news for him to hear straight from the horse's mouth so to speak. "He'd be a lot stronger if he were to train with you Lord Jiraiya." Chaos suggests as her eyes briefly flash red. Naruto missed this as he looked up in surprise at this random suggestion. "Hey, that's not a bad idea kid. Just imagine how strong you'd become with me leading the way." Jiraiya stated as he contemplated the idea. He had his hand placed under his chin in a thinking pose with his face scrunched up in contemplation.
"No way, absolutely not! I refuse to be trained by some shameless pervert. That suggestion isn't funny Chaos." Naruto adamantly refused with a shout as he placed his arms in a "X" formation. He was not willing to entertain the thought of being taught by someone like Jiraiya, even if he was one of the Legendary Sannin.
"Oh, shameless pervert or not I'm still one of the Legendary Sannin. My power and skills are undeniable. You'd pass up the chance to be trained by me. Unless you have another S – Rank shinobi stuffed into your back pocket I don't see this opportunity coming along your way again kid." Jiraiya said as he was secretly gauging Naruto's response. 'I could think of one such shinobi…' Naruto idly thought to himself as he thought of Shoko. 'Unfortunately, he makes a valid point. There aren't that many Kage level shinobi in the world, much less any number who would willingly train a Genin out of the blue.' Naruto thought bitterly as he didn't want to acknowledge the fact Jiraiya made a good point.
"That may be true but I can't have you influencing my daughters, besides I'm getting by just fine on my own. I always have." Naruto stated but of course he was mentioning the time he and Eva were on their own. Ever since Shoko and Anko entered his life he hasn't been alone. He's learned the most from them on how to be a shinobi before he graduated. He owes a lot to them in that aspect, but he also secretly understands the implications of being taught by Jiraiya. The man was a legend and he was the Jōnin sensei and master to Minato Namikaze. The man who became the Fourth Hokage. That was an impressive pedigree.
"It's interesting you'd refer to these little mini brats as your own daughters… aren't you a little too young to be a father, who'd you knock up?" Jiraiya questioned as he looked Chaos and Iris over and couldn't help but see similarities between them and Naruto other than just the generic blond hair and similar eye colors. They shared other genetic traits with him that weren't very apparent on just a simple glance. It was uncanny how much they actually resembled him. You could definitely say they were related.
"Have you no shame!? Have some decency with the way you word that!" Naruto yelled with a massive blush on his face. Jiraiya was blunt and straight to the point, not to mention a bit on the vulgar side with how he states things. You couldn't just out right ask a 12 in a half year old who they had sex with while two six-year old children were right there and then word it in such a crass way. Not to mention the fact 12-year old kids shouldn't even be having sex, let alone having knowledge of what it was.
"What? It's just a simple question. There's no denying the fact these girls look just like you, all I'm asking is who's the mother?" Jiraiya bluntly asked as he shrugged his shoulders. "That's none of your business, let's go Chaos we're leaving." Naruto stated as he didn't know how much more he could handle being around the man. He's never met someone who could get under his skin in such a way. It was a mystery. What made it worst was he wasn't truly angry at the man. Offended and repulsed in some respects but not angry and that confused Naruto as he knew if anyone else had ever had the nerve to talk to him in such a way with his daughters present he'd do something so terrible Chaos would be feeding off of enough negative energy to last her a life time.
"Oh, don't be like that. Ok I'm sorry I apologize for my behavior but you don't have to be a party pooper. Look at your daughter's face. She doesn't want this to end yet." Jiraiya intervened as he tried to appease to Naruto by pointing out the fact Chaos had a rare pout on her face. She was having a blast right now and didn't want things to end. Taking one look at Chaos's face was a mistake on Naruto's part and he knew it as seeing the disappointment and sadness buried deep within her expressive if mostly insane purple eyes tugged at his heartstrings. Even after all of these years he still doesn't know how to properly refuse his daughters or put his foot down all the time. His heart has far too big a soft spot for them. It was his biggest weakness and he flat out knew it.
Seeing Naruto turn back to give Jiraiya his attention once again the old man mentally cheered in his mind. "Ok tell you what kid, how about we race to Training Ground 7. If you win then I'll leave you alone and admit that you are just fine on your own; but if I win then you have to admit that I'm not so bad and receiving training from me wouldn't be the worst decision you could ever make." Jiraiya proposed as he leaned against the wooden fence of the alley. Naruto contemplated this offer as he narrowed his eyes in suspicion. "And what's in it for you? Why would you single me out with such an offer, also why would you give Chaos that book? Have you been watching me?" Naruto questioned as there were far too many unknowns in this situation.
"We'll I'm bored for one, you've caught my attention as usually when kids your age meet me they are all over me asking for autographs and to just generally hang out. As for the book, well that's a secret and I'm a master spy kid, it's my job to watch everybody." Jiraiya explained the best way he could with a nonchalant attitude. He gave his response, he wasn't trying to beat around the bush. Naruto wasn't convinced as he felt something fishy about Jiraiya's response. Something wasn't quite right.
"Well, while you're thinking on that me and Chaos here are going to be on our way to the training ground. I hope you can keep up!" Jiraiya quickly stated in a rushed manner once he saw Naruto was distracted and preoccupied by his suspicions. "What… wait… hold on, get back here!" Naruto yelled once he saw the Toad Sage take off with his daughter hanging off his shoulder. "Sis!" Iris exclaimed in shock as she wasn't expecting this. Both blonde haired Uzumaki could hear Chaos's squeals of delight in the distance as they saw the sage get to the first building.
"Come on Iris, follow my lead!" Naruto quickly stated as he jumped out of the alley way and to the closest roof top. He wasn't going to let this total stranger run off with his daughter. "Ok daddy!" Iris was hot on Naruto's heels as she managed to keep pace with the older boy despite the fact she had much shorter legs than him.
Jiraiya was fast. Scratch that… he was the fastest person Naruto's ever come across and he had to admit he wasn't that surprised. Annoyed… yes, very much so. But surprised… no, unfortunately not. "Get back here!" Naruto screamed at the top of his lungs as Jiraiya's infuriating laughter was mixing in with the familiar perpetual giggles of his daughter. "You've got to try harder than that kid, just screaming your head off won't help!" Jiraiya taunted as he picked up his pace.
"I don't think so! Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto challenged as he placed his hand in the familiar cross shaped sign. Four clones of him came into existence as they each started to take different buildings and routes. "Come on sweetie, we'll take the shortcuts we know." Naruto encouraged as he veered off his former course. He knows the villages infrastructure like the back of his hand. He knows every shortcut and route there is within the massive village. He was going to use this to his advantage. Iris was right behind him as father and daughter cut corners and roof hopped across the maze-like buildings of the village. They were taking every old short cut they could remember that was allowing them to gain ground on the master shinobi who with no difficulty was traveling across the village.
Naruto was so busy trying to catch up that it took him by surprise when he received the memory feedback of one of his clones. It got dispelled by Jiraiya himself who somehow outwitted it. Picking up the pace Naruto pushed himself to get ahead of the white haired old man but he was falling short and having his other three clones systematically taken out minutes apart wasn't helping. Taking a turn that he knew would allow him to close the gap between him and his target Naruto went full force around the corner only to be shocked when he ran straight into a pair of lips?
It was a huge toad easily twice his size that was predominantly lime green in color with yellow spots splashed all over its body. It had big round purple eyes and two large pink blush marks on its cheeks. It also had a large red violet bow on its back which pleased Iris internally but she was more shocked at what occurred next. The toad also had very large orange lips which in some regards was a plus in Naruto's book but it was canceled out by the fact Naruto ran straight into them.
Naruto immediately felt weird. He couldn't even hear what the toad said. "Genjutsu: Kiss of love." The toad both sounded and looked extremely effeminate but there was a hint of a male undertone to the voice. "Daddy? What's going on?" Iris wearily asked as Naruto stopped moving. "Hey Naru, can you hear me?" Eva questioned as she flew down to his face. His eyes had a faraway look in them and he was looking at Iris and Eva with confusion evident on his face. "Sweetie why does your face look like a toad?" Naruto asked slowly with his eyes glazed over. "He's under a Genjutsu." Eva whispered as she saw the toad behind Naruto smile a bit. "Now show them your love honey." The toad commanded in his feminine tone as Naruto looked at Iris who had an unsure look on her face.
"Daddy?" Iris said slowly with uncertainty seeping into her voice as Naruto went to grab the little blonde-haired girl. Iris could have easily dodged her father's attempt at grabbing her if she really wanted to but she didn't make much of an effort in that regard. She didn't feel or sense any aggression or killing intent from her father so she knew he wasn't trying to hurt her but the princess wasn't expecting what happened next. Naruto picked Iris who didn't resist up into his arms and began kissing her all of her face. He had a completely dazed look in his eyes as it was clear he wasn't in control right now. "Naru, what are you doing?" Eva cried out in shock as she was not expecting this turn of events. Iris's face was close to bursting into flames as the megawatt blush on her face couldn't be replicated. Just like earlier with Jiraiya, Iris yet again completely froze up within her father's arms as she had no idea what to do in this situation.
To be frank she didn't mind the fact her father was kissing her, if anything he could do it all day long and she wouldn't even bat an eyelash. She knew she was spoiled and a bit vain when it comes to hogging all of her father's attention. She never claimed to be perfect, but it was the obvious fact that he was under a Genjutsu that was making this uncomfortable for the blue-eyed girl. A Genjutsu in which she looks like a toad? Yeah… she didn't see any appeal in that at all.
'I've got to stop this, I only have a little bit of Yōki to spare but it should be enough.' Eva calculated within her mind as she built up her energy. "Yōjutsu: Water Celebration!" Eva ripped the air molecules from the surrounding environment to her side as she infused her Yōki within it to create a powerful stream of high pressure cerulean colored water. On her command, the water stream shot off at the enemy toad with a ton of force behind it. "Oh, that won't work on me little fairy. Water Style: Water Pistol Jutsu!" The toad spoke as it built up a small dense sphere of water within its mouth as it compressed the aqua ball under a ton of pressure. In seconds, it shot off the bullet of water with force far greater than Eva's technique as it completely ripped through Eva's water like it wasn't even there.
"What?! No way!" Eva couldn't believe how easily her attack was overpowered. Granted she didn't have much Yōki to spare since Naruto still has the suppression seal on his stomach but the amount of energy in the attack should have been more than enough to knock the big toad over if it hit. Meanwhile with Iris she was trying to push her father's face away from hers as she couldn't take much more of the weirdness that was plaguing her family today. "Ok daddy you need to snap out of this now!" Iris sucked in a breath of air that she then superheated with her affinity for fire before blowing it out directly into Naruto's face. The air was very hot, not quite hot enough to burn Naruto's face but hot enough that it could create an outside stimulus that was strong enough to awaken his subconscious mind within the Genjutsu. Once a person is aware they are under a Genjutsu it loses its absolute power over them. A person will have a much easier time breaking out of a Genjutsu if they are mentally aware of it than not. Only the most powerful of Genjutsu's in the world can override this general rule.
"Genjutsu: Release!" Naruto shouted as he surged a large sum of chakra within his body to completely break the hold the strange toad had over him. A pulse of chakra was expelled from Naruto's body that knocked the toad over and off the roof they were on. It fell into a small pool in the back of a person's house causing all of the water to splash out of the pool. "Okay, that was weird. I never want to go through that again." Naruto panted as he regained his breath. He ejected way more chakra than he thought. It was a pretty strong Genjutsu and the art of illusions is one of Naruto's weakest areas as it is for most front-line shinobi.
"You're one to talk daddy…" Iris mumbled out as she held her hands to her blushing cheeks. They were stained permanently red in embarrassment and the skin all over her face was bruised a pale pink from all of the kiss marks Naruto left on her face. If it wasn't for the shape of the marks then you could easily mistake what they are and just assume Iris has chicken pox. "Honey, what did I do? What happened to your face?" Naruto questioned as he knew Iris's face didn't look like that a minute ago. Iris squealed as she placed her trusted teddy bear in front of her face to hide herself from her father. She couldn't face him after what he did to her, it was just far too embarrassing.
"Oh my, it looks like you've defeated my friend Gamariki. Not too bad kid but you took far too long to do so." Jiraiya stated as he appeared out of thin air. "YOU! What's the big idea!" Naruto yelled as he spun around to face the Toad Sage who had a look of pure amusement on his face. "Since you took so long I'll have to penalize you. It is a race after all." Jiraiya said as he scooped Iris up into his arms for the third time today. "I'll just be taking this little spit fire here as my prize. This should motivate you enough to kick it into high gear!" Jiraiya said as he took off with Iris in his arms. She was still to shocked from earlier so she couldn't even resist as she was carried off with the Sannin.
"Iris!" Naruto gritted his teeth in frustration as he took off after the hyperactive man who now had both his daughters. "Eva, do you have enough Yōki still?" Naruto quickly asked as he was planning to push himself to his limit. "Yeah, just a little bit. I wasted what little I could split off from you earlier." The winter fairy replied as she inched out what little Yōki she had left at the time. She would need more time to split off her Yōki from Naruto's chakra but that would take hours if not the rest of the day. That suppression seal really needed to go.
"That will be enough." Naruto confided as he closed his eyes and thought of both Iris and Chaos. His daughters entered his mind and in an instant, he felt both of their energies flowing through him. It was barely there with the condition he was in and this was definitely something he couldn't do in the middle of a high paced battle but with the amount of concentration he was pouring into this chase this was something he could achieve on a one-time basis and it was a lucky thing to since they were quickly approaching the training ground areas.
"Acceleration!" Naruto was briefly coated in his familiar cloak of mixed energies as he rocketed off the roof top he had just touched down on. He was clearing two to three extra blocks at a time as he started to close the gap between him and Jiraiya.
"Was that Naruto I just sensed?" Shoko mumbled to herself as she was busy picking up a few bags of groceries as well as equipment from a local store on a random busy street. She could sense the all too familiar spike in Naruto's chakra that was unique only to him, furthermore she could tell exactly what technique he was using too since she herself has been on the receiving end of it on more than one occasion. Especially since she was the very first person he used it offensively against many years ago in a practice match. He was close by Shoko calculated as she had just finished speaking to Hiashi outside of the hospital before taking off to do her own errands. She wanted to make sure she and Naruto had something to eat later on that night as well as training equipment to use.
Soon enough Naruto makes it to the training ground but Jiraiya was nowhere to be found. He was rather low on chakra all things considered and he was at a monumental disadvantage against an opponent as superior as Jiraiya was but he was trying his best to hold on.
That was when Naruto felt it. Using the last strains of energy coming off of his cloak Naruto was able to use his enhanced reflexes to deflect a blitzing blindsiding attack from Jiraiya who was in the shape of a large tree that matched those around them. Being on guard now Naruto could instantly tell that the man was cloaked underneath one of Chaos's illusions. It was a simple one and one the girl should be capable of despite the severe limit on her abilities. She wouldn't be capable of anything past this point and definitely nothing complex like she would probably normally pull out.
"You can drop the illusion Chaos." Naruto reprimanded as he watched Jiraiya appear before him. Chaos was on his shoulder with her default eerie smile on her face which Naruto has become so used to that it actually brought him comfort to see while others would think it creepy. Iris was held like she was a bag within Jiraiya's other hand and the look on her usually serene face was anything but pleasant. "I must say that is quite the interesting power you've got their mini brat. I think it's pretty cool." Jiraiya commented on Chaos's illusion powers. Chaos beamed at the praise given to her as her eyes lit up in happiness. Very few people thought her illusion powers were cool since she usually abuses them to scare and prank people.
"Ok, I've played your game so put my girls down." Naruto demanded as he saw a playful twinkle spark in Jiraiya's eyes. "Oh… well you didn't actually beat me here, you were close but not close enough so it looks like I win." Jiraiya said with a cheesy smile on his face. "Would you put me down now!" Iris screeched as she was being suspended in the air by the back of her shirt. She felt beyond degraded after everything that's happened to her today. "Boy you really are a spit fire. So, you ready to admit that I'm not so bad?" Jiraiya teased to Iris as he looked up to address Naruto who looked extremely annoyed. "Ok, I lost fair and square. Now put my daughters down please." Naruto said as he let out a huge sigh. He was really trying to calm down. He was going to try the civil approach.
"Make me…" Jiraiya childishly taunted as he was dead set on being immature today. Naruto couldn't take it, he really couldn't. Jiraiya was without a doubt the most annoying and infuriating person he's ever run into within his entire life. "THAT'S IT!" Taking off recklessly from his spot Naruto charged the Sannin as his patients was completely fried for the day. Naruto launched a kick at Jiraiya that he saw from a mile away. Simply raising his leg up the old man blocked Naruto's first attack like it was nothing. Gritting his teeth Naruto spun his whole body around into a powerful falling axe kick that Jiraiya raised his eyebrow at. Taking his free hand Jiraiya simply grabbed the strong kick without breaking a sweat. In a moment like this Naruto would have frozen Jiraiya's hand with his ice style but with most of his abilities heavily suppressed, it would take him far too long to squeeze out the power to work his way around his limitations.
Kicking out with his other leg Naruto was hoping to kick Jiraiya straight in his stomach but the older man raised his leg up yet again blocking his attack. Moving on the offensive Jiraiya lashed out with a heavy thrust kick that launched Naruto who was still in midair nearly 20 feet away from him while coughing up spit. "Pretty good but why do I sense you're holding back?" Jiraiya asked as he felt something was off with Naruto. From what he knew the boy was far more powerful than this.
"It's not exactly my fault. Ran into a little trouble not too long ago." Naruto answered as he got to his feet. "Would that trouble happen to be Orochimaru?" Jiraiya scouted with his voice taking on a deeper and more serious baritone. Naruto subconsciously straighten up at hearing this as he looked towards Jiraiya in a new light. "How would you know that?" It was a simple question but it came out a bit more defensive than what Naruto probably intended.
"I received intel that Orochimaru was spotted back in the Land of Fire recently which drew my attention. I returned home only to discover that he infiltrated the village and it's Chūnin Exams. I was told that he ambushed a team while in the forest. I can safely assume that was you then." Jiraiya informed as he twitched a bit when Chaos started to mess around with his spiky hair. He hasn't had a playful kid around him in a long while. He was a little unused to the experience.
"What do you plan on doing about it?" Naruto couldn't help but question as this was much more interesting than bashing Jiraiya's face in. "If I find him, I'll take him in. It's as simple as that." Jiraiya stated while keeping his inner most thoughts to himself. "But you must be pretty tough to survive against my old teammate. It makes me sad to see you holding back against me." Jiraiya said as he took off from his spot while Naruto braced himself. The old sage was yet again shrouded in an illusion perpetrated by Chaos as he closed in to be within feet of Naruto when his danger senses skyrocketed.
A shift was sensed from Jiraiya as he switched targets and caught a sword of all things from nearly decapitating him. The man caught the sword with his bare hand but if that wasn't shocking enough then the owner of the sword would be the bigger shock. It was Shoko herself with her beautiful long sword on the offensive against who she thought to be an enemy attacking Naruto.
"Shoko! What are you doing here?" Naruto shouted in surprise as he was not expecting to see his partner here so soon. This was unexpected on his part. 'This person blocked my strike and caught my sword. That shouldn't be possible unless they're on my level. If that's the case who is it and how did they get into the village?' Shoko was in full combat mode as she added some weight and pressure to the deadlock which was happening before her very eyes. "I came when I sensed your chakra spike. You were chasing someone and judging by the fact you're still in bad shape yet you resorted to your High-End Skills means that you were desperate. Who is this guy?" Shoko needed to know who she was up against. It was no small feat to grab her sword like that and not be fazed. Only high-class S-Rank Kage level ninja could do that and not die or be injured and if that was the case then this person was of the utmost serious threat to Naruto.
"I'm someone who you don't want to go up against little girl!" Jiraiya said menacingly while altering his voice. He was going to enjoy this. "Is that so?" Shoko said dangerously as everyone could feel the cap that keeps her immense chakra reserves sealed tight loosen. The air grew heavy as the wind started to blow. Shoko's power continued to be as impressive as always even after all of these years as she geared up to attack the obvious threat. Ripping her sword free from the man's grip Shoko swung her weapon at where she assumed the man's head was as it was hard to tell with the shifting inky blob that made up his appearance. This illusion was a simple one that Chaos often uses to scare the local neighborhood bullies and sometimes the innocent kids that live around the village to get her fill on negative energy.
Ducking the very fast attack, the man lashed out with a solid punch that Shoko blocked with the flat of her sword. Spinning while gaining momentum the young woman ripped into an air displacing roundhouse kick that could kill a human being if it were to connect. The snapped neck and crushed skull from the sheer force of her blow would do that to a person. In this particular case, she wasn't dealing with an ordinary human. She wasn't even dealing with an ordinary shinobi either.
Right before Shoko's kick could connect the blob parted its body allowing the powerhouse kunoichi to see Iris's face poking out into the open. Shoko like the veteran she was stopped her foot inches away from taking the child's head clean off as a shocked looked crossed the woman's face. "IRIS!?" The purpled haired woman was understandably surprised at this development but she was not one to stay shocked or distracted in a battle for long. She was trained far better than that. However, before she could get her head back on straight the blob suddenly spit in two catching the older woman within its viscous grasp. Shoko's next move would have been to pulse her potent chakra to blast the assailant off of her and then snatch Iris up with her immense speed before anything could stop her but she froze up at the next thing to happen to her.
"Boy little Shoko you sure have blossomed into a beautiful young woman." Jiraiya's baritone voice whispered into Shoko's ear as she felt a hand caress her left breast. Time froze as Shoko's mind tried to comprehend what was happening. If she had recognized the voice speaking to her then she didn't show it as her power violently skyrocketed. "Kenjutsu: Hazard Slice!" Shoko roared as she swung her sword around with such force that the very air itself was cut like a hot knife through butter. A small vacuum was created in the wake of Shoko's attack as an invisible shockwave cut the surrounding trees horizontally off of their bases. Naruto barely managed to duck to the ground as he had a panicked look on his face. He almost died.
"Holy cow! You could kill someone woman!" Jiraiya yelled in a comical way as a frightened look was on his face as he was on his stomach flat against the ground, he just barely managed to duck and dodge Shoko's attack as well. That was a very close call on his part.
Shoko finally managed to get a good look at the assailant she was facing and her eyes widened in absolute shock. The illusion that Chaos was cloaking Jiraiya under was dissipated due to the sheer force of Shoko's attack and the fact Chaos's concentration was broken. Albeit, the tiny terror didn't have much energy to spare anymore as it is. Her body has restrictions on it due to Naruto's current condition so it was only a matter of time before she would have to drop the illusion on her own.
"Master… Jiraiya…" Shoko whispered in shock as her sword fell from her hand alongside the severed trees in the background. "Hey little pipsqueak. Been a long time huh?" Jiraiya said with a sheepish chuckle as he slowly got to his feet. "Wait… wait… wait… Shoko you know Jiraiya? You just called him master!" Naruto who was stunned by this news asked in bewilderment. "Yes sweetie, this man at one point in time was my master. He taught me a few things back in the day. I wasn't his disciple or anything like that, but he looked after me when I was a child and would pitch in a lesson to me whenever he could while I was still a Genin." Shoko explained as her eyes misted over a bit. She hasn't seen Jiraiya in 12 years. There were only two men in the entire world and who ever lived that Shoko would ever call a father figure. One was Lord Dino who is the Kingpin of the Jasmine Dragon Mafia and the other was the man who stood before her now. Jiraiya the Toad Sage. She had the utmost respect, admiration, and love for the older man even if she detested his perverted nature.
"It's been so long…" Shoko said in a choked-up voice as she threw her arms around the gruff man's neck and embraced the man who she fondly thought of as a second father figure to her. Or the perverted fun-loving uncle…
"I know, it's good to see you again Shoko." Jiraiya said with a gentle soft tone as he genuinely hugged the emotional woman back. He really did miss her from the bottom of his heart and was deeply ashamed and saddened that he couldn't be there for either her or Naruto. The moment was ruined when his hand started to go a little lower than Shoko's waist. She was an extremely curvaceous woman with a figure that could be considered inhuman. Large bust, wide flared hips, and a very tight and shapely butt. She had the full hour glass figure and she was 36 years old. Any man would turn into a mindless lust filled zombie at the sight of her body. You would have to question if she were a succubus.
"Master…" Shoko said sweetly as she pulled her face back to look directly into the sage's eyes. "Yes…" Jiraiya gulped. "You're a pervert!" Shoko punched the man straight in the stomach causing the mighty shinobi to crumble to the ground in a pained heap. "I would have never guessed you would know Jiraiya so well Shoko." Naruto said in wonderment as he watched the older man curl up on the ground in supposed pain. It was all an act as a single punch couldn't take out a man of his power but it would seem the Sannin loved his cartoonish comedic antics.
"Most of the time he's not half bad… but in times like these he can be insufferable as you can see." Shoko said with an annoyed huff and twitch of her eyebrow. A tiny embarrassed blush was on her face which was incredibly rare since Shoko was so mature and not easily flustered. However, with the culprit being Jiraiya of all people and already being quite familiar with his usual antics Shoko couldn't help her reaction. She's very close with him and sees him as a father figure.
"You still have a strong punch I see." Jiraiya said as he suddenly popped up off the ground. He seemed unfazed as he smiled a small proud smile at the woman which she returned in gratitude. It's been a very long time since she was praised by an equal and in this case superior. Especially when it's Jiraiya of all people.
"Are you forgetting someone…" A small voice spoke up with rage seeping through every pore of her being. Everyone's attention was drawn to Iris whose entire body was glowing a radiating golden light. "OH…" Jiraiya lamely stated as Iris's rage was being directed solely at him. Iris's clothes were ruffled up and dirtied by Jiraiya's actions throughout the day. From racing across the village to briefly engaging Naruto in a scuffle and finally Jiraiya dropping to the ground to avoid dying by Shoko's hands. Iris was hot and sweaty from everything that had happened today and she was royally pissed off. "LET ME GO!" Iris yelled as she blew a superheated ball of fire at Jiraiya's face that exploded into a shower of her red-hot feathers.
"Aaahhhhh!" Jiraiya was screaming his head off as he tried to brush the burning feathers off his face and hair. He unceremoniously dropped Iris to the ground as he himself dropped to the ground and started to do the classic stop-drop-and roll procedure. Iris dusted herself off as she growled out in aggravation. She stomped her way over to her father while sending Jiraiya dirty looks. Once within reach she snuggled into Naruto's side before settling down.
"What in the world?! What was that? And are these feathers?" Jiraiya was flapping around on the ground like a fish out of water as this caught him by surprise. Chaos was off to the side giggling in her psychotic ways while enjoying the torment going around.
Looking up into the sky Naruto saw that the sun had moved across the sky far more than he thought it had. It was now casting more richer and darker shades across the horizon. It was starting to become evening time and a sunset wouldn't be too far passed that. They had wasted the entire day on this incident and now there wasn't any time to get any meaningful amounts of training in before nighttime. The day was ruined.
"I hope you're happy. You've wasted practically all of my time to train today. Now I'll have to wait till tomorrow to start." Naruto growled out as Jiraiya popped up from the ground as if nothing was wrong with him anymore. He still had one of Iris's feathers stuck within his wild mane of untamable white hair but it wasn't taken into consideration. "Oh, don't look at it like that. You got some training and exercise in today. I put you through the ringer today kid. I could only imagine Genjutsu must be pretty tough for someone who has massive chakra reserves like you, yet you pulled through like a champ and you pushed yourself quite a bit under a stressful situation." Jiraiya pointed out tactfully as he held his hands out in a defensive posture.
'Was that his intention all along. To secretly test me while pretending to be aloof? I wouldn't put it passed him. It would make sense for someone of his status.' Naruto analyzed as he was starting to see the bigger picture. Jiraiya's actions today weren't as careless and random as he first thought. This was all one big test orchestrated by the old man.
"Regardless of that fact I've had enough for the day. I'm going home." Naruto stated as he let out a sigh. "Really, that's a shame honey. I brought some training equipment earlier." Shoko mentioned with a disappointed pout. She could see the look on Naruto's face. He was worn out physically but especially mentally and emotionally. Tomorrow was another day to start training. "I can't do much more for the day. I'm too spent, I'm sorry." Naruto apologized to Shoko as he grabbed Iris and transformed her into her pendant form. He missed the devious smirk that crossed Chaos's face as he took her hand in his own. He turned her into her choker form before placing her around his neck and attaching Iris to the chain hanging off it.
"I'll come home with you. I'll cook dinner for you guys tonight since me and Anko were mooching off of you for the last few days." Shoko said softly as her motherly instincts started to kick in. She wanted to attend to him now that he was exhausted. Shoko funny enough neglected to mention how she and Anko practically moved into his apartment with how much time they spend with him. They even have their own rooms that he renovated out for them over the years. "Sounds good to me." Naruto said with a nonchalant wave. It would take some stress off of him so that was a plus. If it were left up to him he would try to prepare the dinner for the night even though he was exhausted which would have added to his already compiled stress and exhaustion. He had the unhealthy mentality of stubbornly being the sole provider within his house. It was brought on from raising himself all his life and always having to provide for himself and only himself.
"Master… I want you to stop by the casino later on tonight for some drinks and so we can catch up ok. It's been far too long." Shoko said as she placed her hand on Naruto's shoulder as she started to guide him out of the field. "Will do, I still got some research to take care of so this will give me time to get it done." Jiraiya replied with a small genuine smile. Shoko pouted as she glared at the old pervert. She knew exactly what type of research he was going to do. She also didn't forget about the groping he just gave her. That one punch wasn't enough punishment for the sage. She was going to punish him properly later.
Seeing the others leave Jiraiya picked the stray feather out of his hair and looked at it. 'What are you little one?' Jiraiya silently thought with his lips frowning a bit. "Oh well, time to go do that research. I got a lot to talk to little Shoko about later tonight." Jiraiya said with a shrug of his shoulders. He was about to take off when he felt a weight settle on his shoulder. "Hi there." Chaos said with a near psychotic giggle. To Jiraiya's credit he didn't freak out externally but he would be lying if he said he wasn't a little bit disturbed by Chaos's ability to invade a person's personal space. "Hey, shouldn't you be with your father?" The old man questioned as he saw the instability and insanity imbedded deep within Chaos's eyes.
"Yep, but we have to have some fun still." Chaos insisted with a giggle. "Fun?" Jiraiya questioned with his eyebrows furrowing. "The hot springs…" Chaos insisted with a grin. "You want to go back to the hot springs?" This was getting interesting to Jiraiya as he wasn't quite sure of Chaos's intentions. "I can get you into the hot springs if you promise to train my Dada." Chaos proposed with excitement and temptation laced in every word. "Oh, and what's in it for you if I go along with this?" Jiraiya questioned in interest, he wanted to see where this was going. "Dada needs to get strong. Really strong and I know you can help him… you have a role to play after all." Chaos said as her eyes turned red. "A role?" Now the tiny terror had all of Jiraiya's attention. He knew this was serious.
"Life's one big game and everyone has a part to play." Chaos said as she was basically beating around the bush. This flippant answer didn't escape Jiraiya's notice as he started to feel suspicious of these circumstances. "And why would Naruto need to get so strong so quickly?" Jiraiya asked as he pressed forward. He would keep the other statement she made in the back of his mind for now. "You never know when unexpected things might happen in the future. Ambushes, battles, invasions, kidnappings, war, apocalypses. Anything is possible. You should always be prepared. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong." Chaos answered in a bone chilling manner that instantly set Jiraiya on high alert. The way Chaos's tone changed as she put extra emphasis on the different scenarios that could play out didn't go undetected by Jiraiya who felt a pit of anxiety forming in his stomach.
"Well little lady when you make such a convincing argument how can I… the great Toad Sage refuse. Sure, I'll take your father under my wing. But you need to hold up your end of the bargain." Jiraiya agreed in a loud and boisterous tone but on the inside, he was anything but cheerful. 'Something isn't right with what this little girl just said. The way she put emphasis on those scenarios bug me. It's almost like she's saying they will happen. All this does is give me an even stronger excuse to watch over Naruto.' Jiraiya surmised to himself as he and Chaos took off to the hot springs.
The duo made it back to the same hot springs from earlier in the day and this time due to the time of day there were at least twice as many customers than last time. There were also a large number of older mature woman present as it was the time of day when people were starting to get off of work. The classic 9 to 5 schedule was a blessing for Jiraiya in this moment. A perverted impish grin came to Jiraiya's face as he pulled out his notebook and started to furiously take notes. His eyes roamed all across the pool as a wide variety of women were trickling in. On a scale of 1 to 10 there were a lot of 6's and 7's as this was a decently popular hot spring so a lot of people frequented it. A few 8's and 9's was around, but they were few and far between until Jiraiya struck gold when a perfect 10 walked into the baths with the others.
"Oh god! I see perfection before me!" Jiraiya whispered furiously as blood started to leak from his nose. The woman had to have been a celebrity or supermodel with the exotic look she radiated compared to those around her. While Jiraiya was scribbling away in his note book Chaos was scanning the entire area of woman and taking digital photos of them with her eyes. She was gaining all kinds of statistical information on them that a pervert of Jiraiya's caliber would be able to twist around to sound sexual.
Jiraiya was keeping a considerate eye out for Chaos during this time ever since she said her bizarre warnings from earlier. She gave him a lot to think about and it had him both suspicious and on guard. However, in this moment he missed the malicious smile that crossed Chaos's face nor was he able to sense her impure intentions. The duo was disguised as a rock that was forming the perimeter of the springs. They were one of many, but luckily none of the other women were choosing this spot until this gorgeous woman decided to come sit over where Jiraiya and Chaos happened to be.
Jiraiya's heart was getting ready to beat out of his chest as he was breathing heavily. This was too much for his aging heart to handle. There was no way this woman could possibly be human. If he didn't know any better he'd think this individual getting closer to him was a succubus or another kind of being of temptation. Under the illusion Chaos took a small step back as the woman sat down right where Jiraiya was. Just as she was about to lean back Jiraiya lost control of himself as he pushed forward.
A scream tore through the springs as a distortion rippled across the woman who was before them. Instead of a gorgeous woman it was a young lady of around twenty. She was plain and average in every sense of the word instead of a being of inhuman beauty. The illusion protecting Jiraiya was gone as well allowing every female in the water to see him groping the poor woman. Sadly, for Jiraiya there were a couple of kunoichi in the pool yet again and they didn't look to happy with the perverted older man.
Jiraiya's screams were heard from halfway across the village as Chaos was up in the exact same tree they originally found Jiraiya in earlier that day. The malicious smile on her face increased as she absorbed the negative energies from the poor man's plight. A psychotic giggle escaped her lips as her eyes flashed red. 'That was so much fun.' The tiny terror simply disappeared from her spot in the tree while leaving Jiraiya to his ultimate fate.
Naruto and Shoko had just returned home to his apartment as they walked inside. Setting the bag filled with her purchases down on the table Shoko stretched her shoulders as she went to open a window to let fresh air into the apartment. The air conditioner has yet to be fixed and the apartment was an inferno. The powerful kunoichi never noticed that she gave a certain terror the perfect entrance. Meanwhile with Naruto, the blonde was instantly burning up from being inside the hot apartment so he reached for the sink as he was going to pour himself a cup of water. The water was pouring from the facet when he remembered he still had Iris and Chaos attached to his neck. Reaching up for the disguised twins, Naruto's hand was inches away from them when the water pouring from the sink started to flood out like a geyser. The water splashed up into Naruto's face causing him to flail around in surprise.
When he was finally able to see again he saw Chaos sitting on the countertop next to the sink and her perpetual smile and giggle was oozing out of her. Iris chose this moment to transform back as she wore an annoyed expression on her face. Her clothes went from being dirty to wet now. Today just wasn't her day.
"Today was fun." Chaos giggled as her eyes eerily flashed red.
Jutsu Library
1.) Shadow Clone Jutsu - A Jutsu invented by the Second Hokage, Tobirama Senju. The technique was created to be used to spy on an enemy without fear of going in person. The Jutsu works by splitting the chakra of the user evenly in two which makes the clone have half of the user's chakra. By creating multiple clones, the fraction in which you have to split your chakra becomes larger. The clones can think independently of one another and can use any technique that the original can use as long as they have enough chakra to use it. A clone can feel pain and can even bleed but it will be dispelled if it is hit hard enough. The unique ability of the Jutsu is that during the clones' entire life span it is recording everything that its five senses experiences and upon dispelling all of that information is transferred back to the caster of the Jutsu. Because of this training or learning something new that would take an extended amount of time can be cut down to a fraction of the time depending on the number of clones you use. Because you have multiple people learning the same thing at the same time and having all of that knowledge compiled into one person it can speed up the time it takes to learn something.
2.) Genjutsu: Kiss of Love - Gamariki kisses the opponent, placing them in an illusionary world. When the user's trapped in his genjutsu, everyone that the person sees in this illusory world will also have Gamakiri's face. Another side effect of this technique is that Gamariki has full control over the victim and his usual modus operandi is to make the victim overly affectionate towards those they are closest too.
3.) Yōjutsu: Water Celebration - A Demonic technique that Eva created that allows her to rapidly form a large volume of water that is cerulean in color instead of the normal clear color water takes. It is thick and heavier than normal water and it can blast through objects and break them a lot easier than normal water can. Eva can control this water at will and she can create large volumes of it.
4.) Water Style: Water Pistol Jutsu - This technique is demonstrated as being both a technique on its own and as a two-way cooperation ninjutsu between Gamariki and Jiraiya. Using this technique, Gamariki can blast off a wave of high speed water from his mouth with extreme precision and force. When combined with another person's chakra, this technique becomes a two-way collaboration water technique that can slice the target into multiple fine-carved pieces.
5.) Genjutsu: Release - The most basic of chakra control techniques as well as the beginning tier in Genjutsu. The Jutsu simply involves you injecting your own chakra into another person's chakra network to disturb it and wake the person up from a Genjutsu that they may be under at the time.
6.) Acceleration - Accelerating Turn works by storing Kinetic energy in one's own body, reinforced by their own internal energy (Chakra, Yōki, etc.), and then releasing that kinetic energy through an opening in the shielding their internal energy is creating at the bottom of their feet allowing the user to reach and utilize explosive high-speed movements.
7.) Kenjutsu: Hazard Slice - An upgrade and advanced form of the One Slice technique the user swings their sword at such a high rate of speed that a shockwave forms and blows back anything in the vicinity. In addition, clean razor-sharp cuts appear on anything caught in the swing of the sword. This technique is actually the follow up combo technique to Shoko's Hazard Blade Dance hence the similarity in name.
Author's Note (A/N): Hey guys this chapter was awesome to write. Getting to use Jiraiya in the story was a god send for me. It's so much fun. To recap Jiraiya is a massive pervert... the end.
Chaos and Iris drop some hints that they are manipulating things subtly as Chaos pushed for Jiraiya to train Naruto as well as give off a very creepy premonition for the future. Weather her words can be believed or not is subject to debate but what can be agreed upon is that their is some subtle manipulations going on in the background.
Iris herself has had the worst day ever... minus getting mauled by her father which she didn't mind to much. Albeit looking like a toad from Naruto's perspective is a major turn off. Jiraiya's crass and vulgar nature and way of talking shines through as he asks some extremely embarrassing questions. Gamariki himself makes an appearance much to my happiness as I did enjoy his character a lot. He's funny and getting him to manipulate Naruto was way too much of a golden opportunity for me to let slip by.
The biggest surprise however, would probably have to be Shoko having a close relationship with Jiraiya of all people. She explains a small tidbit of her past in regards to the Toad Sage and how when she was still just a genin he would teach her a few things and how he even took care of her as a child. This of course is balanced out by his perverted nature toward her which she has shown to reprimand him for.
The weirdness is not yet through as next chapter syphons off of the good vibes this chapter brings.
Next Chapter: Chapter 51 (Explicit Content)
That's the end of Chapter 50 I sincerely hoped you enjoyed it.
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Published: 7/14/2017
