General Message: Due to a few 'incidents' all members of the Batfamily aside from Batman himself are being encouraged to leave, especially Redhood and Robin. League members are on edge around our 'guests' and we worry they may begin having panic attacks.
Wonder Woman: You've finally returned, but we've encouraged everyone not to question your absence. The last person to ask about it was punched through a wall and your continual twitching is disturbing. We've also noticed you get very jumpy every time Batman starts humming a lullaby, we can only assume it's the same tune that was on loop in your space pod.
Green Arrow: We don't need a 'cool new justice league symbol' please stop suggesting it, you've already convinced some of the members to begin campaigning for their choice. When a fight breaks out the blame will be partially on you.
Batman: We're slightly surprised you weren't the first one who demanded the justice league had a logo, however we aren't surprised about your choice. Heavily suggesting it be a picture of you doesn't represent the league as a whole, even if you have bats with small pictures of the few league members you don't hate flying around. On another note based on Wonder Woman's recent behaivor we suggest you stop humming, we don't need her causing any undue damages to the watchtower.
Superman: Batman is finally relatively back to normal, please don't set him off by trying to make up for lost time. Just because you weren't able to spend time together as 'friends' doesn't mean you now have to organize a picnic for the two of you. On another note please don't join in the scheme currently happening, we're trying to nip this in the bud.
Martian Manhunter: Just making the symbol a giant picture of Mars isn't really a symbol at all nor does it make sense. Paying homage to your own world is great, but find another way to do it because this isn't going to happen.
Zatanna: We will not have a picture of you pulling league members out of a hat as the symbol, this isn't a magic show.
Flash: You don't need to create a slogan for the new league symbol mainly because it isn't going to be put in affect. Even ignoring that we must inform you that "We'll flash you" or "The League finishes fast" are not good options.
Captain Marvel: We aren't exactly sure who told you about this, but coming up with ideas is not homework in fact we are suggesting you don't do it at all, so there's no need to get stressed or ask anyone for help.
Aquaman- No fish puns or fish symbols "We were Mer-made to help" is just horrifying.
General Message: Nearly every idea offered was highly egocentric and related to the person offering it up, it's disappointing and the ideas were almost entirely terrible. However, considering all the interest we will introduce the idea of a league symbol sometime in the future and possibly a slogan, but for now please stop arguing about it and no matter what we will avoid all puns. If anymore are posted they will immediately be burned without being read.
A/N
Hello everyone, I am back after not writing for almost the entire summer. Nobody has to worry about this being cancelled assuming anyone was worried or cared. I'll be getting back to my weekly or bi-weekly schedule. (depending on my other stories or general business)
This chapter was a bit odd for me, it felt weird getting back into the swing of writing this so this wasn't my favorite, but I think it turned out alright. Let me know what you think and if you have anything you want to see in the future.
Question: What would you create for a league slogan if you could pick anything? (Preferably not fish puns)
