General Message: We aren't sure who organized a 'Justice League Poetry Contest', but we just recommend everyone keep things civil and try not to go overboard. Not that anyone will bother to listen to us. Apparently there is a prize, we're not sure where it came from, but the winner will recieve the mystery prize. We also don't know who is actually judging.

Wonder Woman: You finally seemed to let go of all the problems you've been having after reciting your poem "Dead Dolls". We can ascertain that you're back to normal because you followed it up with "Bat in my Bed" leaving nearly everyone suitably uncomfortable aside from a smirking Batman.

Flash: You've never been the type to get nervous so it's surprising that you looked worried then sped through your poem so quickly we couldn't even tell what the title was. You then vibrated through the floor before anyone could actually ask any questions. Batman gave you a standing ovation, but we're nearly positive he did that simply to confuse people and give the impression that he was able to somehow understand you.

Aquaman: Your rousing speech about preserving the ocean was actually very well done, but it wasn't really a poem so you are disqualified.

Red Tornado: Your poem "Dancing on the Breeze" was actually well done, much to the surprise of many league members. However as the poem progressed you began letting wind whip around launching league members across the room. After quite a few accidents your poem ended and you quietly flew away leaving the mess without acknowledging it.

Hawkwoman: You honestly just sounded vaguely like an angry teenage girl, we also noticed that you read it from a piece of notebook paper with someone else's name on it. Did you steal someone's poem?

Green Arrow: Your poem included way too many double entendres and outright dirty language, thankfully Black Canary quickly escorted you offstage with a kick and a Canary scream that blew out the sound system.

Cyborg: Thanks for fixing the microphone, but we would be even more thankful if you didn't read your poem "Half a Man." You got too depressed to finish before anyone else started actually paying attention so there was no harm really done.

Captain Marvel: Don't worry you aren't in trouble for not completing a poem, we aren't sure who gave you the impression that it was homework, but participation isn't mandatory as far as we know. You also don't need to worry about not completely understanding Green Arrow's poem.

Martian Manhunter: Nobody else would have been able to read a poem called "Naked Humans" with such a hollow tone, so we commend you for that. When people say write what you know that doesn't mean you stalk league members and write about them.

Superman: Your poem about friendship was a nice break from the horrible things that had been said by most of the league, but it was a bit over the top. "Friendship is caring, I love hugs so stop staring" was a little weird especially since you started spreading your arms wide open, nobody took the invitation.

Batman: "My Parents are Dead and many other Tragedies" was beyond creepy and terribly sad. Many league members were left crying for various reasons though some just seemed to be cringing. We also noticed you immediately stormed out and went back to earth ignoring everyone.

General Message: After Batman's performance the whole contest fell apart due to a general air of discomfort and no winner was actually crowned, it was just as well because Batman stole whatever it was when he walked out.


A/N

Sorry for this odd chapter out of the blue, but I decided to take a break from my poetry work... to write a chapter about poetry... go figure. I thought I hated it at first, but after adding a bit more and editing it I actually think this chapter turned out alright.

Thanks for reading, let me know what you thought and if there's anything you'd like to see in the future.

Question: Who do you think organized the poetry slam and what do you think the prize was?