General Announcement: We've been having difficulties in finding and transporting supplies to the Watchtower, meaning we're short on certain items. Do you best to survive without them, it shouldn't be a problem. At least it shouldn't be a problem for normal people.

Aquaman: Those treats Batman offered to buy you didn't go through due to an error in the online ordering, beyond that you were actually ordering fish flavored cat treats not treats for fish. You would essentially be giving your aquatic friends fish flavored poison. Be a bit more careful.

Batman: We're sorry your supply of punching bags was delayed, but that certainly doesn't mean you are allowed to force other league members to "volunteer" to be repeatedly hit. Stop trying to smash Aquaman's head in, we need him. What caused this resentment you seem to have against him?

Wonder Woman: The "unmarked products" you've been trying to get your hands on are currently on back order. We've chosen not to inquire about what creepy things you're most likely trying to buy. We've advised everyone to stay out of your way mainly because you're almost as likely to hit people as Batman is.

Superman: Knitting needles are in short supply nowadays and the type of yarn you were looking for is also unavailable. Despite your intentions of making presents, you'll have to wait and it's the thought that counts, right?

Flash: You've been creating a huge mess since your supply of oreos was cut off, we never realized how integral they were for you to function. You've been smashing into things left and right plus your attitude has been almost Batman like.

Martian Manhunter: You seem almost as broken up about the oreos as Flash, league members swore they saw a few silent tears make their way down your face when you received the news.

Captain Marvel: Nobody is quite sure why Batman ordered you a toy car, but we're sorry to say it won't be arriving any time soon despite your complaining.

Green Arrow: Don't you think its arrogant to want to order a figurine of yourself, seriously it's a little sad that you want a toy version of yourself. The exclusive figurine bow is also delayed.

Black Canary: Sorry that your order of 20 pairs of fishnets, will be late. We're almost positive you already have a few dozen pairs of identical fishnet stockings, calm down.

Zatanna: You don't need to get a "magic for beginners" kit with a fake wand to teach others how to do magic even if Captain Marvel is insistent. Once again he is being let down, mainly because there was a massive recall on the product due to fires caused by sparklers.

Green Lantern: We know for a fact that you don't need a nightlight and having a green one doesn't make it sexy. It isn't coming anytime soon so just use your ring to light the room.

General Announcement: We've identified the problems with communications and with the transportation vehicles and we're looking into what specifically caused this, but damaging the Watchtower is almost a pastime for some of you so for the time being we'll assume one of the members did it. Hopefully it was an accident and not just a way to let out frustration.


A/N

This chapter was partially based on a recommendation I received from Oblivian03 about Flash's need for food and what might happen if he lost it. Thank you for the idea.

I hope everyone enjoyed the chapter and please let me know what you thought. My favorite part was Aquaman trying to feed his fish cat treats.