General Message: We're cancelling the new book club program, it lasted a day before things fell apart. We're just surprised that we were at all surprised by the failure.

Batman: 101 ways to kill a man with school supplies was disturbing and we don't see how it would help anyone here, especially Captain Marvel who you seemed insistent on showing way number 47.

Captain Marvel: Why did you bring school books and suggest everyone work on the questions? Also please leave Batman's book alone, you don't need to learn anything like that, it isn't self defense no matter what Batman says to you.

Wonder Woman: Bringing a book on Greek mythology was actually interesting until you started trying to focus on stories that could easily be considered indecent or downright violent and disturbing (Though Batman seemed to enjoy them). Seriously why not go with the ones that teach some sort of lesson. Everyone here could use some guidance.

Green Arrow: Bringing an an autobiography titled "Green Arrow Rocks" that you wrote on notebook paper isn't considered having an actual book. Half of it was written in crayon, nobody cares that your pencil broke halfway through the epic tale.

Superman: Your book wasn't a problem necessarily, the issue with "Farming: The life corn" was that it was extremely boring. It is now being labelled the easiest way to cure insomnia.

Hawkwoman: Bringing a dictionary with all the 'naughty language' highlighted is simply a waste of time and quite childish. All it did was have league members constantly using large words they didn't actually understand.

Black Canary: Just bringing a book from the classes you teach isn't acceptable, they're children books. "Coloring for Tots" only served to interest Flash.

Flash: If you forget your book don't pretend your book is a ghost, it scared Superman who is not a fan of the paranormal. A book about ghosts would have been fine, but 'invisible' books don't work and honestly it's a poor lie. Don't show up it's that simple and for Superman's sake don't actually bring any ghost stories around the watchtower.

Green Lantern: Your book about the history of the Green Lanterns was actually interesting and informative, but you didn't have to try to sign all the copy's you tried to give to other league members.

General Message: It was clearly a mistake to assume something as simple as a book club could be accomplished without issues. Normally just having poor book choices wouldn't be such an issue, but of course it had to be taken a step further. We can't literally ban books from the Watchtower, but gatherings to read books are going to be monitored and the books must be accepted by the founders... all of whom are insane. The order has been changed no more than three people can gather to read books in any common areas.

Martian Manhunter: This lies entirely on you. An entire battle quickly evolved when you appeared suddenly and began quoting the Martian book "How to start a fight" specifically the passages about fighting among colleagues. Please have a bit more discretion when it comes to matters like this. We's force you to pay for the damages, but we aren't entirely sure you have any money so this will be billed to Batman who seemed to enjoy the fight anyway.


A/N

So I haven't posted in a bit and I apologize. I've been very busy, but I'm glad I posted this and we've hit 30 chapters which I never imagined. Though I don't know where the idea for a book club came from.

As always thanks for reading and please let me know what you thought and if you have any ideas.

What books would you have expected the league members to have brought?