General Message: Due to another wave of infighting we have decided to begin holding mandatory group therapy. We would like everyone to admit to something they considered doing that would hurt the league and instead look for a better way to handle your issues.
Martian Manhunter: Instead of capturing and dissecting one of the league members to learn more about them, why don't you try talking to them. It will prevent anyone from dying plus it encourages team building. However knowing that you'd willingly dissect them has made some league members hesitant to spend time with you.
Captain Marvel: Using your powers to break into toy stores to get toys for free is very illegal, so try asking Batman to buy you something. He is surprisingly willing to do what you want.
Flash: You've already raided the kitchen multiple times so that isn't anything new, but honestly if the worst thing you do is take food that belongs to the league then you probably aren't a major danger to anyone. However, it would probably be best just to wait until the cooks have prepared something rather than just eating random raw ingredients.
Superman: Sneaking into Gotham to play Batman is a terrible idea, even if you were able to convince Nightwing to pretend to be your Robin. Batman would most likely find out and then everyone would pay for it. Ask Batman if he'll make you a gadget to use instead, hopefully it'll help in the future and don't drag any members of the Bat family into your games.
Batman: The litany of horrible things you've planned out is beyond disturbing. If we believed there was anyone qualified to counsel you or psychologically evaluate you we'd recommend them in a heartbeat. We don't know what to say about your possible plans to unleash a plague on Russia because a random man bumped into and his apology didn't seem sincere enough because of his accent.
NightWing: We aren't sure why you're here, but you're involved in the league often enough for you to matter as well in helping better ourselves. Your plan with Batman to indoctrinate young heroes into the Batfamily and create some type of Bat League on the side seems dangerous with the way you describe it.
Aquaman: Trying to flood the entire watchtower would be difficult simply because there is only enough water on the watchtower for drinking and for housing your fish. You'd need to transport water to the Watchtower to flood it completely. Just enjoy your pools as they are.
Black Canary: Doing a Canary Cry into the Watchtower's PA system, "just to see what happens" would likely blow out the eardrums of most of the league members, especially those with superhuman hearing. The Watchtower's windows are meant to be nearly indestructible, but we wouldn't like to put those to the test either, so just go sing a few songs and get it out of your system.
Cyborg: You can't add cybernetic implants to league members without their consent, even if you call it, "a bit of updating" it's still wrong. Build some toys for Captain Marvel or help Batman with his projects, just don't make league members into personal projects.
Wonder Woman: No matter what the reason you can't just tie people up for your amusement especially if it's to humiliate them by revealing their dark secrets or in one specific case to ravish them. Join a rodeo, hopefully you can impress the league members.
Atom: Don't use your powers to stalk people, the last time you used your powers for things that will not be mentioned you were stepped on, twice. That's not even counting the beating you got after from Wonder Woman.
General Message: The saddest part about this session is that we only asked you to reveal one thing so we don't know how many other horrible ideas are swirling around in your twisted minds. How do people still look up to any of you?
A/N
So I'm back and I already know what I want to do for the next chapter so there won't be some giant random hiatus (not that I'd ever do that...)
I was busy and uninspired, but I'm going to try getting back into writing fan fiction again.
Let me know if you enjoyed this or if there's anything you want to see in the future.
