General Message: Batman got annoyed by someone who tweeted that "he was a weirdo who was clearly into BDSM" so he bought the island they lived on and demolished their home. In other news the league is going on an island vacation. We also want to stress that stealing homes or islands isn't a good outlet for anger.
Flash: This wasn't meant as a means for you to do a photo-shoot for your new line of bathing suit line SPEEDos, which while somewhat clever seems too close to the brand Speedo. However WonderWoman has suggested you use Batman as your model.
Batman: Planning to start an island nation where you rule supreme seems a bit dangerous especially since your plan includes conquering all neighboring islands and adding them to your new Bat Nation. We've all seen how you treat the league as your own little kingdom where you're in control, but we don't need you trying to do it on an international playing field where there could be serious consequences.
Wonder Woman: We doubt you need to worry about citizenship status in Batman's Nation because of your status in Themyscira. Hopefully you won't need to worry about any citizenship regarding the Nation because with any luck it won't exist.
Superman: Do not encourage Batman by volunteering to serve as first mate on the pirate ship he is currently building to "liberate and conquer the seas." We thought you had a sense of morality don't throw it away because you want to play pirate with Batman. With the multiple PR problems we've come across the league can't really afford to plunder the seas for fun without further alienating the people the league is meant to protect.
Green Lantern: Just because you want to run a green ship doesn't mean you have to try adding a ship to Batman's budding fleet for the express purpose of painting it green.
Captain Marvel: Although Batman promised to teach you to swim once he finished making his plans it might be a better idea to ask someone else simply because nobody actually knows how long he'll take. Green Arrow offered because Black Canary declined to come and he has nothing to do.
Cyborg: We're sorry you're not having a good time. Between getting sand in your mechanical parts and shorting out when pushed into the water "accidentally" by Flash, you don't seem to be enjoying yourself.
Aquaman: For once we think you actually have the influence to stop Batman, the ocean is your turf isn't it?
General Message: Buying an island just makes you a landowner inside a country and its very likely that the countries that actually own the islands will retaliate when Batman tries to declare his Archipelago a new nation.
Martian Manhunter: You were apparently tasked with writing the first draft of the Bat Nation's declaration of Independence, but what exactly is it supposed to say?
General Message: Batman thankfully chose to legally buy all the nearby islands for sale, instead of trying to lay waste to what/whoever stood in his way, and is planning to open a group of resorts because he doesn't have time to set up and rule a new nation, but would enjoy another source of income. Unfortunately he promises to revisit the idea when he has some free time and wants a new hobby.
A/N Am I actually posting a chapter after so long away? Yes I am. I've became very busy with a new job among other things so I left the fanfiction scene entirely. But I still receive favorites, follows, and reviews which inspired me to try dipping my toes back into writing fanfiction. Please let me know what you think, this is probably a bit clunkier than normal, but it's been a while.
Note: There's no actual process for declaring a country though if the league combined their power they'd have the theoretical military power to back up their claims and likely form a small nation of a few islands. However none of them have the time or real desire to do it, so the Bat/League Nation will likely not come to be.
