General Message: Captain Marvel claimed that a sports festival he was supposed to attend was cancelled. Although we have no idea what he was talking about somehow the idea of the League having a sports day has been put forward and received surprising traction. It is now being put on the official calendar please try to attend.

Archery: Red Arrow, who generally avoids league events showed up for the express purpose of beating Green Arrow in the archery competition. It eventually devolved into a brawl when Red Arrow tried to shoot Green Arrow in a fit of annoyance at the fact that they were essentially at a stalemate. They were promptly kicked out.

Beanbag Toss: It was in everyone's opinion an odd event for Captain Marvel to suggest, but it was set up regardless. Batman "accidentally" threw his beanbag into Aquaman's head. Although Aquaman insisted he was fine Batman decided he needed to be sent away for medical treatment and was promptly kicked out.

Discus Throw: To show off Wonder Woman threw the disc as hard as she could it launched out of the rented stadium and smashed into a building. Wonder Woman was kicked out so she could apologize and Batman would later have to front the bill.

Limbo: Atom shrank to easily beat everyone. In rebuttal a few members tried to hit Atom with limbo sticks, ufortunately they started accidentally hitting other heroes leading to an entirely new event.

Limbo Battle: The event was violent and eventually resulted in a full fledged battle royal between everyone who could grab a Limbo stick. Eventually powers became involved and things went further south. After a great deal of damage the fighting was finally stopped when a fire broke burning some of the supplies ruining more than one event.

Medical Checks: Not an actual event, just a result of the violence committed between heroes. Those who weren't removed due to injuries were forced to join another new event.

Repairs and Pickup: It was prefaced as an event to see if the damage could be hidden or repaired before Batman killed anyone for causing the damage in the first place. All able bodied league members involved in damaging the stadium were forced to participate in the mandatory cleanup, it didn't take long because they were superheroes, but there were plenty of complaints. In the end nobody was punished because Batman was distracted.

Swimming: Since Aquaman was taken out of commission and nobody else really wanted to swim Batman used the pool to teach Captain Marvel to swim, making good on his promise during the island vacation. This allowed the two to avoid the limbo fighting and eventual cleanup, which meant that Batman didn't have to instigate the violence for once.

Track and Field: When prepping for the various races set up between the fastest superheroes Flash mysteriously dropped out and Batman took his place. When "Batman" used the speed force to win the 50 mile sprint everyone quickly realized Flash just changed into a suit Batman prepared for him. Essentially they decided to trade Flash would get his own Batsuit and Batman would be able to say he beat everyone in a race. Both were happy and nobody bothered trying to dispute the result.

Weight Lifting: From start to finish it was an absolute mess with various heroes racing off to get whatever they could to lift. Superman's plan was to fly off and try bench pressing some planets. Apparently there was a rule that leaving the arena meant disqualification so almost everyone was disqualified when they went out to find something heavier than the weights provided.

End Result: Captain Marvel and Batman were happy, the injured weren't, and pretty much everyone else was ambivalent. There is no word about plans to host other League sporting events.


A/N Two weeks in a row? Where did this come from, let's not question my sudden dedication, let's also ignore that I'm posting it at like 12:00 AM. Also I don't know if I ever mentioned why in my story Batman dislikes Aquaman so much, but I plan to do a chapter involving it in the future. Why do you think Batman dislikes Aquaman? Review and let me know.

Note: Superman apparently bench pressed the weight of the earth for a few days.