General Message: We're doing a charity event where each hero is paired with a, "buddy" why get's to be their "sidekick" for the day. This is partially for charity for underprivileged children and also to boost the league reputation, we've been getting bad press lately. All you need to do is play with the kids for a little bit, nothing special, you're not actually going anywhere.

Captain Marvel: He didn't show up, we thought he'd enjoy this event, but he didn't register instead claiming he'd be too busy. With what we have no idea, but Batman says he approved it.

Batman: Playing sidekick just means having the children hang out with the heroes, you aren't supposed to actually pretend he's Robin. His name is Billy Batson, just because you forced him into a newly made Robin suit doesn't mean he can handle dangerous weapons.

Aquaman: To keep you from drowning anyone we're giving you a toddler in floaties and putting you in a pool with some fish. Just try to entertain him, we're pretty sure he isn't afraid of fish or at least that's what Batman said.

Plastic Man: We're sorry your sidekick and a few others want to use you as a trampoline, you can say no, but at this point distracting them from more of the unsavory members probably is for the best.

Green Arrow: You need to use training arrows without sharp points if you want to play with kids, one of them almost stabbed another on accident.

Green Lantern: Do not give fake rings to children and convince them they can fly, they're trying to use plastic man as a launch pad to get off the ground. We're just lucky that they've all been caught before they hit the ground.

Flash: Just because you can't run around carrying children (to prevent them from getting hurt) doesn't mean you have to try using a new skill to show off, you don't know any magic so don't pretend to be a magician. Talk to one of our actual magic users, perhaps you can be part of Zatanna's show.

Wonder Woman: We're giving you a young girl, because we're honestly afraid of what you might say to a boy considering you're past interactions with children. We're also confiscating the ropes you brought with you, we can't be sure what you were planning, but unless you plan to go to a rodeo, they probably aren't important. The final note is that you can't encourage children to participate in violence even if it, "takes all the fun out of it."

Superman: After nearly dropping your "sidekick" we're going to request that you stay on the ground for the rest of the event. Also a majority of your powers aren't fit to show off so stop trying to use your heat vision to hit targets. You already blew up one car, we really don't need any further damage.

Zatanna: Putting on a magic show if a perfect idea, however using the children as assistants in dangerous tricks, is not okay. We're sending you the Flash as your assistant. Don't hurt him, we don't want to scare the children.

Dr. Fate: It's nice to see you, we rarely see you attending these events and we're starting to see why. You're quite awkward around children, you spent the entire time policing it correcting the children's bad habits and telling them when they're being bad. In a not shocking twist you weren't particularly popular, one child compared you to his angry grandfather. Zatanna was disappointed you didn't participate in her magic show.

General Message: Thanks to careful planning the costs of repaying damages was less that usual league events and a good portion of the money was sent to the Wayne Foundation's Charity for Children. However now every hero has the mission of tracking down Batman and Billy who he refused to return, because he wants to make another Robin. His "Newest Robin" was all too happy to agree and we're considering filing a missing person report.


A/N I'm not sure why I love the idea of Batman taking Captain Marvel under his wing, but I keep playing with it. There's just something about the dichotomy between my psychopathic version of Batman and his Dad Bat side I find so funny.

Why did I make Dr. Fate a grumpy grandpa and Plastic man a trampoline? Mostly because I can.