General Message: We're holding an event for sidekick appreciation, encouraging heroes to bring their sidekicks up to the Watchtower. The real reason for this event is that Batman's newest Robin still hasn't been returned home. We can't allow kidnappings from events we host whether or not they were consensual.
Batman: We're glad you brought along Billy or "Robin" as you keep correcting, but we're actually surprised at how quickly he adjusted to being around the heroes and how he's almost familiar with the layout. Just giving out information about the Watchtower to kids you stole isn't really safe, with your devotion to secrecy we certainly weren't expecting this. Just please return the boy.
Robin: Go home! No matter how much fun you're having, the police are going to get involved with finding you if we leave you with Batman any longer.
Superman: We're seriously going to have to make a rule about animals, we aren't exactly sure we can count Kyrpto as a sidekick mainly because he's a dog, but because you brought him you set a precedent that anyone can bring animals around the watchtower with the excuse that they're sidekicks. Plus he's been marking his territory and some heroes are less that pleased by that. Robin doesn't seem to mind his presence, but they seem to get along better than Krypto get's along with Aquaman. He smells fishy, pardon the pun.
Krypto: The Watchtower isn't your personal bathroom, even if you are pretty cute.
Aquaman: Thankfully you brought Aqualad instead of a bunch of fish, ignoring the large amount we already have swimming around thanks to your demands for tanks and pools.
Aqualad: Please ignore Batman, we know he's trying to convert you away from Aquaman. You're allegiance to your king is respectable and luckily you seem stable enough not to cause any trouble around here, which is more than we can say about actual members of the league.
Wonder Woman: You can't just bring a bunch of Amazons here to hang out, regardless of the fact that Flash likes the view and Batman enjoys the attention. We specified sidekicks and we expect referring to one of them as a sidekick would come across as offensive.
Amazons: Just try not to damage anything and honestly despite our objections, at this point we've learned when to pick out battles. Also try not to give Batman too much attention just because Wonder Woman likes him, it'll go to his head.
Flash: Stop hitting on the Amazons, we're pretty sure their one pick-up line away from hitting back.
Green Arrow: Obviously Red Arrow wasn't going to come, that ship has sailed, seriously.
Green Lantern: You can't just make constructs and pretend their real people, you ended up convincing Martian Manhunter to do the same with disturbing looking puppets
Martian Manhunter: Just because you have a bunch of anatomically correct human shaped puppets levitating them around doesn't make them any more real that Green Lantern's Constructs. It just makes them a lot creepier, whenever you didn't pay enough attention they'd end up crashing into people like they were possessed.
Catwoman: Aside from the fact that you shouldn't be here (Batman needs to stop letting you in), you can't bring cats to the Watchtower when we have a super powered dog on board. He ended up trashing a large portion of the Watchtower chasing them around. Batman is forcing Superman to clean everything and banned Krypto. Hopefully people listen to him, despite ignoring our warnings about pets.
General Message: Batman finally freed his newest Robin much to their mutual displeasure. However we're pretty sure he left him with some parting gifts, though we couldn't actively check. We're just going to assume they're dangerous, but we can't do much. Other than that the "event" wasn't as bad as it could be, but wasn't particularly good. We're mainly reminded that most of you don't have any real current sidekicks and Batman was able to basically steal one off the streets.
A/N
I had planned on doing something like this for a while, but I couldn't work up and inspiration. Thank you to Blacksmith Omniverse for suggesting the idea and convincing me to go for it. I'm not sure how it turned out and I'm guessing this is different that what you expected, but it also gave me an idea for my next chapter, where we'll be seeing former sidekicks and I'll be reaching far back for some unexpected guests to the watchtower.
Thank you for reading, follow or favorite to see when I update and please leave a review to let me know what you think or if you have any suggestions. I had some trouble writing this chapter, but I hope you enjoyed it.
I know I'm screwing around with the timelines of different heroes making some younger, plus I don't know much about Krypto, but just play along. (I occasionally have to do some research, but this story doesn't require an in depth understanding of most things.)
