General Message: We're not sure how or why this happened, but starting a competition to see who could "get in the most trouble" just to show off is ludicrous and of course it worked because we're contractually bound to call out bad behavior. The state of the Watchtower and damage done to your bodies should be punishment enough.
Nightwing: We're not sure when you managed to get in contact with Poison Ivy, but releasing gas into the ventilation system to "see what happened" was not just irresponsible, but potentially lethal. Fortunately it wasn't deadly, unfortunately it caused a nearly league wide orgy, which caused a lot of awkwardness for all parties involved. Of course considering half the league have already slept with each other or wanted to, most people weren't actually angry.
Flash: Running around trying to TP the inside of the Watchtower was more juvenile than anything else thankfully Superman managed to clean it up fairly quickly, the only person injured was you when you slipped on toilet paper.
Superman: Throwing an asteroid at earth for fun to surprise people is honestly disturbing, claiming that you weren't going to let the collision happen anyway doesn't make it much better. We're also pretty sure Batman suggested it considering he already prepared the argument that it was a good thing because now the public thought the league saved them from destruction, we needed a popularity boost. Luckily nobody seemed to realize the league was the one that sent the asteroid on that course.
Wonder Woman: You can't be angry at other league members for getting "too handsy" with Batman or him for "cheating" during the Poison Ivy incident, they had little control over themselves and you aren't actually dating Batman. Which is why your excuse for not being angry at Nightwing,"He's practically my in-law" doesn't work. Plus you didn't seem to mind when you dragged Batman into your bedroom during the incident. Also we're not sure if we should write you up for animal cruelty after releasing wild animals from Themyscira in the Watchtower to join in the "trouble making fun."
Aquaman: Thankfully you were caught before you could flood the Watchtower, you probably would have killed the animals Wonder Woman brought up and drowned a few league members. It isn't worth the fights that are bound to break out after and clean up would have been a mess.
Batman: Locking the base down trapping everyone inside and setting off a fake self-destruct countdown to purge the place and show whose boss, caused widespread panic leaving the Watchtower as it was trashed by heroes trying to find an escape. Flying off in a space-pod and blowing the rest up really added to the effect. The fact that you laughing wildly was playing over the intercom was honestly almost as terrifying for most of the league as their possible impending death.
Martian Manhunter: Normally we'd say pretending to be a ghost was a dumb prank and that people wouldn't fall for it, however as we've seen a lot of league members are very superstitious. Getting Miss Martian to visit just to play along with you didn't help. Now we have a bunch of super power people jumping at shadows and launching attacks at nothing. Batman called John Constantine for an exorcism to appease the masses. You also need to stop stealing people's clothes, we still haven't figured out what you're doing with them.
Constantine: Batman invited you on board to calm people down not point at random places, where there are clearly no ghosts and shouting, "there's another one," screaming that there are demons afoot doesn't help matters. Stop flirting with Batman he might not mind, but Wonder Woman is getting angry the only thing holding her back is that she thinks you're the only thing keeping the ghosts from taking over.
Zatanna: We don't know why you came with Constantine, but stop singing the ghost busters theme song. Flash decided to join in and we're worried others might try to form another singing group.
Green Lantern: You can't invite the entire Green Lantern Corp and have a battle royal in the middle of the cafeteria. Why do people keep bringing friends, enemies, and animals on board to mess around? Seriously next civilians will be wandering on board for a quick tour.
Hawkman: We don't know where Hawk Woman is, but you don't have to pretend to be her because she threatened you, so she doesn't get in trouble for, "skipping work." The only real problems happening are inside the league so having her gone is probably a blessing in disguise, she isn't known for being a calming source.
Cyborg: We don't know who illegally downloaded a ton of anime to you, but please get rid of it you're acting stranger than usual and speaking in broken Japanese. Most of the league can't understand you. Plus you keep yelling Kawai! at everything. What is that?
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Did I manage to update this story two weeks in a row? Yes, yes I did. I wrote Cyborg's part at the last second because I recently came in contact with someone who added random bits of foreign languages to whatever they were saying to act as if they were fluent. Everything else I just randomly made up and sort of fit it all together into a semi-cohesive chapter.
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