General Message: When Batman claimed to be too busy to attend our most recent league meeting and instead said, "just borrow one of my bats." It seems nobody clarified who they were bringing up. This didn't mean that everyone should just pick and choose without consulting anyone else.
Wonder Woman: You can't smuggle Red Hood on board because he claimed to have some "special tips" about seducing Batman. What did he promise and why did you agree?
Red Hood: Having ties with Gotham's villains shouldn't mean that you can text Poison Ivy and ask her for some possibly dangerous aphrodisiacs to pawn off to Wonder Woman for a chance to play Batman for a day. Your main addition to the meeting was your idea to give yourself diplomatic immunity and access to all weaponry seized by the league.
Flash: It's no real shock that you brought Nightwing on board, he was probably the best choice you didn't need to vehemently deny your friendship had anything to do with it. Plus your declaration rang rather false when you demanded to sit next to him.
Nightwing: You spent the whole meeting impersonating Batman, poorly. Throwing out random catchphrases, declaring yourself the night whenever spoken too, and calling Red Hood chum repeatedly probably didn't actually improve work place efficiency, though you got a few chuckles.
Superman: Why would you believe a fake sob story from Robin who just waxed on about being the only true blooded successor to Batman we'll never know? All we learned was that you flew in with him claiming that you were doing it because he wanted to feel connected with his father and felt his blood connection ostracized him from his siblings. Most of whom he'd be happy to slice in half. You got played by a 10 year old, nice one.
Robin: You spent the entire meeting glaring at Red Hood and Red Robin for having the audacity to be in the same space as you and it made many heroes feel uncomfortable. You might be proud to produce a bat-glare, but most people have terrible memories associated with it. The way you were constantly fingering your sword wasn't particularly reassuring.
Aquaman: Apparently you were so desperate to get this over with that you just cleared Red Robin for entrance without even waiting for a reason. Your instinct to want the Birds out as quickly as possible was probably the right one, but it was in vain.
Red Robin: Your appearance was limited mostly to blatantly tinkering with electronics you "borrowed" rather than actually participating. You just looked up a few times and said yeah, unfortunately whatever you messed with managed to set off the sound system with some strange moaning sound. Martian Manhunter was dispatched to fix it, but it was stuck in the heads of a few of our more sensitive league members.
Black Canary: We probably shouldn't have been surprised that you decided to bring Batgirl on board, Birds of Prey stick together.
Batgirl: Your suggestions about making the watchtower more handicap accessible was insightful if a bit forceful, which is commendable considering you've already been healed. However hitting Green Lantern when he made an off color joke about wheelchairs might not have been necessary.
Catwoman: We don't know how you got on here, but leave immediately. Wonder Woman in particular was not looking pleased at your entrance.
General Message: We received more than one remote transmission from other members of the Bat family who wanted to take part the meeting despite not having the time or ability to attend. We promised to try to include them if the Bats were ever needed again mainly to stop the deluge of threats, though we're certainly hoping to avoid any more Bat visits.
Batman: Somehow between the time of the meeting and your return somehow a battle broke out. Nobody is entirely sure what started it or who it was even meant to be between, but one minute things are uncomfortable, but stable and the next explosions are going off everywhere. We're not sure how the threat of no pancakes managed to diffuse the entire situation, but thankfully it did.
General Message: More stringent methods needed to be taken to prevent entrance to anyone not officially in the league. We still doubt it will help.
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Did I post a chapter: Yes indeed, though it hasn't been too long especially since I've been updating other stories in the meantime.
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