Pt. 3 Male Gifts

General Message: Although we are apprehensive, valentine gift giving is allowed. Feel free to express your love or whatever broken version of love you manage to conjure up as long as you clear it with us first.

Batman: Sending yourself candy and gifts in a bid to get league members jealous and spark up fights was quite effective and in very poor taste. Being nice enough to give away the unwanted gifts from "admirers" just made things worse. Apparently you also finally found Wonder Woman's gift which was just her naked in wrapping paper you never actually brought a gift all you did was say, "I'll unwrap this in private." and drag her into your room.

Captain Marvel: Try not to make yourself sick eating all the candy Batman gave you because he didn't want it. It was a very nice gesture, but that doesn't mean you need to eat it all at once to prove how grateful you are.

Green Lantern: We understand you're upset with Hawk Woman for stealing her gift back and Hawkman for accepting it, but starting an all out manhunt on the other hero isn't necessary. You've crushed your own gift to the point where we can't tell what it initially was and more than one hero is knocked out because you smashed them accidentally. At least try to hit your target, not bystanders. To be fair they are likely guilty of something anyway.

Green Arrow: We can see you're pulling out all the stops to get Black Canary's forgiveness, but a few heroes were uncomfortable with the display you're creating. Your chocolate sculpture looks like melting wax.

Robin: Did you follow your mother on board? This is certainly not the best time for a visit and even though Nightwing promises watch over you, we can't really take that as assurance, considering he's spending his time with Oracle filming any fights breaking out. If you aren't going to leave just make sure your dog doesn't eat any chocolate. Why does nobody care that we continually say not to bring animals on board?

Nightwing: Clearly you have very little interest in actually keeping control of Robin and instead are just causing havoc by following your father's foot steps and sending forged cards to league members to create drama. Claiming that it would improve Oracle's video and that it was havoc for a good cause isn't an acceptable response.

Superman: Clearly you need more experience cooking before you try making chocolate for Batman, you've trashed the kitchen and all the staff fled the scene. It's somewhat sweet that you're doing your best to repay your best friend for the gift he stole credit for, putting the Pal in Palentine's Day, but your frantic actions made more of a mess than anything.

Constantine: We aren't sure how revenge against Zatanna translated to trying to one up her by flirting with Batman to a more severe degree. Essentially everyone watched you literally trying to grind on him. Batman for his part managed to shove you away after a moment without flinching, but the reaction from other heroes were more severe.


Pt. 4 Reactions

Wonder Woman: You spent some time in Batman's room and although we aren't sure what he gave you as a gift you seemed quite pleased. Nobody wants to hear about it so stop bragging. We're just surprised that you spent so much time wrapped up alone before he found you, thankfully by doing so you largely stayed out of trouble something we can't say for the majority of the league.

Superman: We're sorry that Batman broke your heart when he gave chocolates to Captain Marvel, apparently you took this to mean that you weren't his only special Pal. However trashing the kitchen you spent so long in wasn't warranted at all and you proved the kitchen staff right in their decision to leave. Thankfully you calmed down when Batman came to talk to you, we aren't sure what was said, but he patted you on the head and you declared yourselves "Pals for life". Batman had no comment.

Zatanna: We understand that you're upset with Constantine for sexually harassing Batman to get back at you, but your wild cackling and promises of doom really should really be kept to a minimum.

Oracle: The fact that you are pleased with the efforts of Nightwing to create discord in the Watchtower really says something about your character. Seriously does anyone in the Bat family not enjoy other's pain in some form?

Batman: We aren't going to complain that after accepting Superman's chocolate you left the Watchtower, mainly because you tend to be the source of many problems and because you took Robin, Nightwing, and Oracle along with you all of whom also seem to enjoy causing problems. However, you left behind one card for the, "Best league member", but didn't clarify who it was. Now half the league is fighting about who it was meant for. Superman and Wonder Woman in particular are adamant the card was for them.

Captain Marvel: You left with Batman because you made yourself sick after devouring Batman's chocolate, just as we feared. Still that's one less hero to join the battle for whoever Batman's Valentine or Palentine was for.

Black Canary: Thankfully despite Green Arrow's apology being melted and deformed you forgave him and left the Watchtower to enjoy your day in peace. That is certainly advice we'd like to give to the rest of the league none of whom we believe would listen.

Hawk Man: Nobody actually saw what happened, but based on your unconscious state and Green Lantern looking like he'd been in a serious battle we can only assume you managed to fight.

Hawk Woman: Green Lantern managed to stay conscious long enough to claim his gift, but while trying to cash one of his coupons he fainted. Rather than try to take care of him you only said, "There is no coupon for that." and left him in the hallway.

Aquaman: Coming to the Watchtower to pick something up for Mera before heading back to Atlantis you found the Watchtower full of unconscious heroes and smeared with melted chocolate. After dropping Green Lantern in the infirmary you walked straight out without talking to anyone.


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