General Message: Batman has been spending most of his time in Gotham, with his Batfamily, or stealing children to be new Robin (it was only 1 child as he was quick to point out and they were safely home). Other league members are starting to get antsy especially those who think they're close to him, emphasis on "think".

Superman: You've literally descended to the point where you took a little cardboard box and wrote "adopt me" on it before placing it near the transporter and crouching in it, waiting for Batman. It was pointed out you look nothing like an orphan so your master plan was to dress like you imagined Oliver Twist dressed. Batman took one look at you and informed you that your little set-up only worked for kittens and puppies. Last we saw you were heading to metropolis to buy cat ears.

Wonder Woman: Following Batman around and randomly draping yourself over furniture in whatever room he was in wasn't a great plan. At first he didn't seem to mind, but when you threw yourself over the computers Batman was working on and set off the Watchtower alarms, he finally took notice and not in a good way. You were later found tied to a chair apparently to force you to leave him alone, but you seemed remarkably unfazed only saying, "He knows his way around a rope."

Martian Manhunter: We might have imagined Flash or even Superman doing this, but coming from you this idea was just ludicrous. Trying to dress up as Robin was insane especially since you went with your own, very cheap, version of an early Robin uniform. You showed up in front of Batman wearing a green speedo, a robin tee-shirt, and a yellow blanket. What you were thinking was unfathomable, but Batman voiced what many of us were likely thinking that it was, "a disgrace" and that you were never to show yourself in front of him dressed that way again or he'd be forced to burn the costume while you were still wearing it.

Flash: Your idea sort of worked pulling out a communicator and loudly speaking to Nightwing in a bid to catch Batman's attention worked until he snatched the communicator, gave you a slight nod and walked off having a conversation with his son.

Aquaman: Batman seems to actively dislike fish, so the reason why you would offer one to him as a pet eludes us. Although we're pretty sure he was kidding when he said he'd eat it and remember your gift, you became violently ill at the thought and rushed off. We don't know exactly what happened, but we did hear screaming and yelling so our guess is that you managed to cause some issue.

Green Arrow: We can't say for sure, but we believe there is some correlation between you offering to paint Batman's uniform green and a giant vat of black ink falling on you later in the day. Especially since Batman was quite nearby and commented that he liked the change. Luckily you seemed to look on the bright-side and seemed pretty happy with the complement on your new black costume. Other heroes are attempting to follow suit, if Superman wasn't off playing dress up he'd probably be pouring black dye on himself.

Black Canary: Your suit is already black you just managed to get it wet with some paint you stole from Cyborg.

Captain Marvel: You seem remarkably content, despite the fact that we haven't seen you around much. What have you been doing?

Plastic Man: Blasting out of a jack-in-the box you made to surprise Batman might not have been the best idea. Popping out of nowhere in front of a paranoid man with extremely fast reflexes just led to him punching you directly back into the box. We're not sure what reaction you were expecting, but you clearly thought it'd be more positive.

Batman: Honestly you act awful the majority of the time so we don't have anything specific to say for you aside from the fact that we're happy you don't have any "new sidekicks" and shockingly making an appearance once in a while is good for moral as long as you don't stir up issues.

General Message: It was like nobody had been here in months, you all felt a bit out of character.


A/N

Sorry I haven't been around I've been busy with work and my general life, I'm trying to get back into posting so I hope to do better and have a chapter ready for next week.