General Message: One somewhat positive thing we can note is that things are back to their normal level of ridiculousness and trouble, On a negative note we have a new crisis on our hands: the league members are demanding a new logo for the league. In any other organization this wouldn't be a problem, but clearly the Justice League can't have anything go well.
Wonder Woman: A statue of Batman wearing only his cowl cannot be commissioned and even if we did you wouldn't be the person to measure him to make sure things are anatomically exact. Besides do you really want everyone in the world to see his naked body, beyond that it might compromise his identity. (Idea Withdrawn)
Batman: Big shock, you want a bat to be the official mascot and have the bat symbol represent the league. Your symbol represents you and despite your beliefs you aren't the entirety of the league, other members do exist. (Idea Rejected) Also Robin can't be the official mascot of the league, we aren't sure what that entails or who exactly you're referring to. The only reason you decided not to demand the name be switched to the League of Bats was that they "weren't worthy."
Green Arrow: We aren't going to "re-brand" ourselves into the "Arrow Squad." Forcing the entire to use bows in battle isn't remotely possible so no we aren't renaming the league or using you aiming a bow as the new image we're presenting. (Idea Very Rejected)
Flash: We asked league members to offer ideas for a logo not a catch phrase and it will certainly not be, "We're going to flash you." Try thinking about why that's so wrong. (No Chance)
General Message: You can't all suggest something relating to you, remember this is meant to serve as something for the entire league. Try to create something that you believe everyone would support and feel comfortable with.
Martian Manhunter: Slapping a bunch of pictures you took,without permission, into a disturbing collage of people in various states that generally shouldn't be displayed is not going to work. It doesn't matter if it features the league, this isn't what we meant when we said to make something that represents the entire league. (Uncomfortably rejected and camera confiscated)
Superman: Do you actually believe the league members would join together for a group hug as a pose for the logo? Changing it to just having best friends hug doesn't really help, especially since multiple people think Batman might want to hug them and we don't need a fight breaking out over that. He doesn't come across as the hugging type and he has a family to go to if he feels the need. (Rejected outside of hugging range)
Captain Marvel: Did you just give us a hand drawn picture of the league holding hands smiling? The league rarely smiles when they're put together for long periods of time unless someone is in pain. Batman made sure to assure you it was a very great picture and it would certainly be put on the Watchtower's refrigerator, but will not be used as a logo. (Kindly Rejected)
Plastic Man: Copying Captain Marvel because his picture received good reviews from Batman made sense in theory, but it was obvious to everyone else that it wasn't going to work. You created a demented version where everyone was deformed into "plastic" versions of themselves, Batman called it disgusting and told you to throw it away somewhere else He disliked it so much he didn't even it want it with the rest of the Watchtower's trash. (Unkindly Rejected)
Constantine: Children look up to us so anything that features someone smoking is immediately out, so a group of chain smokers slinging spells couldn't be used even if it made sense, this isn't Harry Potter after hours or something. Batman in particular was annoyed and threatened to make you eat lit cigarettes the next time you smoked on the Watchtower, oddly you seemed remarkably unfazed.(Rejected for the children)
Zatanna: You just wanted to add magicians hats to everyone in Constantine's logo, but for similar reasons your idea is also rejected. Most of the league can't use magic in the traditional sense and even more wouldn't wear a stage magician's getup. (Rejected even with hats)
General Message: We're just going to take a group photo, without hugging, hopefully you can hold yourselves together long enough to pull that off. It took a few tries due to issues with certain heroes being too touchy in various ways, everyone wanting a different spot, quite a bit of bumping, and of course everyone just being generally disagreeable. (Accepted with some heavy photoshop)
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What logo do you think the heroes would suggest?
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