General Message: It's thanksgiving so to encourage league members to behave a bit more appropriately we're going to have a league gathering for a Thanksgiving meal and we want to focus on the things we're all grateful for rather than starting random fights.
Batman: Being thankful for your family is obviously understandable and touching, however being thankful that your family is equipped with weaponry and skilled with those weapons is a bit of a tangent. We'd like to believe you simply mean you're thankful that they know how to protect themselves, but we caught you sending some glares towards a few members who had recently gotten on your nerves.
John Constantine: The fact that you're thankful for cigarettes and magic is not something we're going to comment on, Batman on the other hand most certainly did have a comment. He threatened to make you eat the cigarettes you were smoking if you didn't throw them all out and swear never to smoke around the bat family or Captain Marvel. For health concerns and exposing them to bad habits, though it's a bit late for some of them.
Nightwing: We're surprised you visited, as the Bat family is apparently having their own Thanksgiving celebration which the rest of the league is explicitly not invited to. Apparently, the Flash wanted you to tag along and you have enough friends for everyone to be quite welcoming, not that anyone would dare send you away with Batman nearby.
Flash: Being thankful for food is fair, but a bit shortsighted. Still we won't say anything too negative mainly because we feel sorry for you. In a rush to serve yourself you managed to get some potatoes on Batman who launched into a tirade about your eating habits and starving children. You spent a good portion of the meal crying while stuffing your mouth as Nightwing tried to calm you down.
Aquaman: Batman unfortunately made you leave because you're 'a sea creature who doesn't celebrate thanksgiving.' Of course, he ignored the fact that there are aliens and members of the league from places on Earth that don't celebrate any form of Thanksgiving and they were all welcomed even if they didn't know what Thanksgiving was for or that it was in the first place. However apparently, he was feeling particularly charitable because he said if you stay in your tank people can throw you food.
Hawk Woman: Generally Thanksgiving meals feature carving a cooked turkey not slaughtering one in front of everyone once they sat down. Thankfully the staff had cooked some actual turkey prepared so we were able to move past the incident. Since you were stopped before seriously hurting the turkey Captain Marvel decided to adopt it as his own.
Captain Marvel: Normally there is an order to keep live animals, aside from Aquaman's fish, off the Watchtower so adopting a turkey and expecting it to live in the Watchtower shouldn't be allowed. However, Batman decided to make an exception and named the turkey as a new team mascot. Its name is now Bat-Turkey and its uniform is being prepared, it will soon go under genetic enhancement and receive mechanical implants to give it defensive capabilities.
Cyborg: We want you to work closely with Bat-Turkey for the time being as it is given its new mechanical implants, it is being groomed to serve as a new line of defense for the Watchtower.
Superman and Wonder Woman: You're allowed to be thankful for the same thing, or person in this case. Superman for your 'bestest best friend' and Wonder Woman for your whatever Batman is to you. Batman is not pleased about Wonder Woman attempting to dump gravy on Superman and instead getting it almost everywhere else.
Martian Manhunter: We're absolutely certain you did not need to appear wearing pilgrim clothing to 'fit in' or 'observe standard culture.' You also happened to wear a male pilgrim hat with a dress clearly meant as a children's Halloween costume neither of which suited you at all. You did get a few laughs so there really isn't too much to complain about, but you didn't need to go to the trouble.
Green Arrow and Black Canary: It's perfectly fine that you wanted to spend your Thanksgiving together, nobody cares. Seriously nobody cares at all, so you didn't need to send a message on league communicators about how sorry you were that you couldn't attend, you only served to make people think there might be an emergency for a moment. The communicators aren't toys or made for needless bragging that nobody cared about, the only response was from Batman who simply said, 'you won't be missed.'
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Thank you for reading all the way to chapter 50 for the Thanksgiving chapter. There will be a few more holiday chapters coming up so those will definitely come and I will try to write some more normal chapter (or whatever normal is in this universe).
Please feel free to let me know what you think.
