General Message: Batman is needed on a mission off world and although he is often the source of issues, he manages to keep the chaos under control, somewhat. This resulted in you deciding to elect an interim Batman to take control for a while. This would be less troublesome if there wasn't an invasion that called for the league before voting took place and a stand in was chosen. Unfortunately none of you bothered to change out of your version of the Bat uniform before rushing to save the day as what would later be dubbed the Batman Squad.
SuperBat: Considering you've filled in for Batman on missions and have your own suit you certainly fit the part even your body types are similar enough that people wouldn't know the difference. Plus, with the evacuation they couldn't see you use your powers, the issues didn't arise until the press conference afterwards. There was far too much smiling and you started talking about how appreciative you were of your best friend Superman, who conveniently wasn't there. It's also a bit disconcerting that Batman left some fake kryptonite in your belt, it didn't do any damage, but you started panicking which didn't help your disguise.
WonderBat: The fact that you had some skimpy Batman costume in your closet for "role playing" is something we don't even want to touch on, seriously. The press managed to catch some scandalous photos, but they all mysteriously disappeared soon after Batman returned to the planet.
ArrowBat: That isn't a Batman uniform, that's just a dyed version of your normal uniform. You're rich you're one of the people that can actually afford to make a realistic version of his uniform instead you went with cheap dye. Also gluing batarangs on the ends of your arrows doesn't make them BatArrows, it just makes them harder to shoot effectively. You were nearly a liability with your attacks missing the enemies the only person you did manage to hit was Plastic Man. You claimed it was on purpose to prove you're really Batman-esque and willing to needlessly abuse team members. We think it might have been because he looked more like Batman than you.
BlashMan: We're not going to comment on your very odd name, however we will recommend you not pick your Batman uniform up from a costume store which isn't known for its quality. In what seems to be a common theme it fell apart thanks to you using your abilities, it led to a very awkward battle we are only thankful you had specially made underwear and that your cowl held together. Otherwise it would have led to some flashing that the League would not appreciate. Your fans might have liked it if you stayed afterwards.
PlasticBat: Your disguise was quite well done, not perfect because you based it on a picture you found online, but by the time the battle was over you were sagging quite a bit. Onlookers were slightly horrified to see your arms dragging and your head hanging. Whether it was distraction thanks to the mission or Arrowbat we don't know, but next time try to pull yourself together before greeting a child who ran away crying when your "BatFace" had started visibly melting.
HawkBats: Taping fake bat wings over your wings just ended up sending both of you crashing thankfully nobody was injured aside from yourselves and the aliens you hit, but seriously which of you came up with the idea?
BatLantern: Saying you might take a little field trip to pick up a Black Lantern Ring is possibly the most irresponsible thing that's been suggested in quite some time. Our understanding of Black Lantern Rings is incomplete, but don't they involve death in some way? Just spray paint things, besides if Batman got any ring it'd probably be a yellow one. Don't tell him we said anything.
Bat Family: Coming to the scene of an alien invasion just to watch the various 'Bat imposters' and laugh at them without offering your aid says a lot about your commitment to help the league members. Your justifications that 'it was a minor invasion', 'everyone was already evacuated,' and most importantly that 'it wasn't in Gotham' are weak. We know you operate outside the League so we can't really say anything, but we're also aware that you read these for fun so you are seeing this.
Aquaman: You also skipped dealing with the invasion because you were too busy making a waterproof batsuit and wanted to 'get the decorations perfect' because the glue kept melting in water. By the time you were done Batman already returned and you had no chance to wear it.
Batman: You returned too late to help deal with the invasion, but you made it back in time to get angry with all the league members for various reasons. We did note that you didn't get angry at your family for not helping, but you were furious with Aquaman is there a double standard there? You told Wonder Woman she'd have to be punished privately which she seemed perfectly pleased about. The rest of the league was ordered to give you their suits aside from Superman, but you made him promise not to speak next time he filled in for you or you'd tape his mouth shut yourself and put real kryptonite in his belt.
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Thanks to Angry lil' Elf for his suggestion in the comments which helped inspire the idea behind this chapter based on a teen titans episode where the team dressed in Robin's costume while he was away. Of course the league had to take things a bit further.
Thanks for reading please feel free to let me know what you think or if you have an idea you'd like to suggest to me. I can't promise anything, but if I see something that could work I'll let you know and make sure to credit you.
