A/N- I posted part of this chapter for a previous New Years, but since I decided to post it for the first time on the other site I write on, I'm reposting it here as a new chapter and the first one will be removed. I'm doing this mainly because I don't think most people will randomly decide to check back over 30 chapters to read the extensive additions and updates I made, which is why this chapter has doubled in length.


General Message: We've been asked to highlight some of the events of the night for everyone who can't remember the mistakes they made, and there are many beyond what we will mention. We'd also suggest next time not to make it a 24-hour party so you can celebrate the New Year for every time-zone.

Captain Marvel: Batman made you swear not to touch any of the food or drinks and eventually just escorted you to his home when you complained about getting tired partway through the night. You returned informing everyone that your birds would make sure he was tucked in safely.

Plastic Man: We're extremely sorry that Batman invited you just so you could turn into a clock and say, "Ding Dong" over and over whenever he ordered or create a mini 'ball drop' in the party hall. You were given some vodka as payment when you finally started falling apart a few of the more superstisious heroes declared that was a sign that the world was ending forgetting that the clock wasn't real nor was it melting.

Elongated Man & Sue Dibny: You took one look at Plastic Man and turned right around and walked out, probably a smarter decision than most heroes attending. To be fair we don't think Elongated man quite has the power to become a human clock, but who knows what Batman is capable of making someone do.

Vixen & Fish: Vixen Batman promised to reward you for standing in as a flashlight when the power briefly went out. Aquaman had some Anglerfish in one of his fish tank whose abilities you utilized to great effect. Unfortunately, you blinded a few heroes when we discovered that intoxication leads to a lack of control when it comes to glowing. Both the power and the heroes thankfully recovered and the party continued.

Wonder Woman & Batman- Things were almost romantic, Batman brought you in for a deep kiss when the ball dropped in the first hour and things were fine. However, like usual things went downhill, Wonder Woman you tend to get possessive. The example being when you punched Hawkwoman in the face for coming over to talk to Batman. You calmed down after a while, but it was apparent that you were watching to make sure there was no 'competition'.

Superman & Batman?- Superman going to Batman for advice is rarely suggested, that was your first mistake. When his response to your question, how do I approach someone to ask for a kiss, was "Just go for it don't bother asking, they'll dodge you if they need to...probably", you should have realized that was a problem.

Green Arrow & Black Canary: Green Arrow we'd suggest not putting arrows into a belt around your waist on Batman's advice. When you moved in to kiss Canary an arrow ended up pressed against her causing confusion and a bit of pain when she kicked you and you accidentally stabbed her.

Black Canary & Batman: A revenge kiss with Batman to upset Green arrow was honestly quite stupid, Wonder Woman ended up going on the warpath and started hunting Green Arrow when you lied and said he made you do it. Like usual Batman enjoyed the whole thing without trying to diffuse the situation.

Green Arrow & Floor: The only thing you ended up kissing was the ground when Wonder Woman finally got her hands on you sending you crashing the moment, she grabbed you. You also managed to spill an entire bowl of punch on yourself, so you've basically been unconsciously marinating in highly alcoholic punch.

Constantine & Batman/Zatanna: You decided it would be fun to try kissing Batman, we don't know what the results would have been because you decided to cut your losses when you saw Wonder Woman on the prowl. You ended up going with the 'safer' choice of kissing Zatanna.

Zatanna & Constantine & maybe Nightwing: After a kiss from Constantine and agreeing not to go after Batman you decided to visit Nightwing to steal at least a few kisses if things worked out. Constantine decided to tag alone believing it would be fun, but not before stealing some alcohol which might be for the best, the heroes in attendance needed as little as possible.

Flash & Fire/Hawkwoman: Flash we understand you were excited to give Fire a kiss, but haven't you learned that running in a crowd of tipsy heroes isn't a good idea? Unsurprisingly you tripped and headbutted Hawkwoman, who was still recovering from Wonder Woman's rage, in the face. Batman may have given you a trademark smirk of approval and you still got your kiss from Fire, but please try to be more careful.

Hawkwoman & Green Lantern: Hawkwoman you have our sympathies that accidents seemed to keep happening with you at the center but trying to solve them with violence is not the answer. If your plan was to purposefully cause as much damage to others as was done to you accidentally, then you succeeded. Though things calmed down once you ended up in a corner making out with Green Lantern.

Silver Sorceress & Dr. Fate: Silver Sorceress swore only to kiss another magic user and since Constantine and Zatanna already left her options were dwindling so she went after Dr. Fate who quite apparently was not interested when he tried to dodge her. She ended up head butting his helmet and weidly kissing his shoulder. Neither party were extremely happy and Dr. Fate simply went back to judging people.

Aquaman & Trap: Batman apparently disguised a mannequin as your wife just to 'see what would happen'. Apparently, you got drunk enough that you believed it was her and tried to go for a kiss. You managed to trip and break the mannequin convincing you that your wife had fallen into pieces and in your ensuing panic managed to smash into a wall knocking yourself out. When contacted Mera chose not to pick up her 'fool of a husband'. Batman promised to throw you into the ocean when you wake up.

Superman & Nobody- Despite Batman's terrible advice you were too uncomfortable stealing a kiss to do anything, which was probably for the best because that's against ethical codes. You seemed to enjoy the party, but when it came to a close you started to enter your pouting mode. Batman patted you on the head and said, "Happy New Year, boyscout." Somehow that provided all the affection you needed for the New Year. We're worried you're starved for attention and that you're going to be manipulated, namely by Batman your 'best friend'. To be fair that worry probably came true months ago so it's a moot point.

BloodWynd: Batman apparently invited you because if anyone seriously died he'd leave things up to you thankfully that didn't come up and you were allowed to enjoy the festivities not that you seemed to anyway.

Martian Manhunter: We initially thought you didn't attend, it turned out you were simply invisible floating above everyone enjoying the show. Or if not enjoying it learning from it.

Booster Gold: Your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail…

General Message: We are putting out a request that any league members that are still functioning to help move the bodies of the heroes who are still unconscious after the party. Batman you are excused because when you decided to 'help' you merely threw Aquaman into the trash, where he still is sleeping.


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