After Lincoln walked downstairs, he went into the kitchen. Seeing his family having some sausages, eggs, and cheese with pancakes But most of them are waffles.
Lynn Sr: Morning champ come get your breakfast while it's hot.
Lincoln: Thanks. Dad (he went over to the counter and took the plate full with breakfast as he sat on the table with his sisters and begin to eat)
Lynn jr: (notice someone is missing.) Say Lincoln, where is Bloody Bunny? Shouldn't she be downstairs eating breakfast with us?
To answer her question, Bloody Bunny came downstairs riding Charles behind his back like a horse.
When she reached into the kitchen, She climbed off Charles and thanked him.
Bloody Bunny: Good boy Charles.
Charles: woof! (He walks off to go somewhere else.)
Lincoln: Let me guess you ask Charles to ride on his back like a horse. So you can be able to come downstairs
Bloody Bunny: Yep. This isn't my first time doing this. I did this a bunch of times.
Lara: cool
Lynn jr: amazing. I wish I could do that.
Lisa: after seeing her riding on Charles instead of taking the stairs of walking down. I found that very excellent and fascinating that she used her head for an idea.
Bloody Bunny: You can say that again Egghead. (She jumps into the table to join her new family.) So anywho what's for breakfast?
Lynn Sr: sausage, eggs with cheese and pancakes or waffles. Which one do you prefer?
Bloody Bunny: (thinks, decided) I'll take the waffles.
Lynn Sr: coming up. (He placed two waffles onto the plate next to the eggs with cheese and sausages before adding syrup. Giving it over to Bloody Bunny.) Here you go.
Bloody Bunny: Thank you, Mr. Loud.
Lynn Sr: You're welcome.
Bloody Bunny pulled out her sword. She hesitantly cut off a piece of the waffle, stabbed through it to lift up and ate it. The taste was perfect with the tender. It's been so long since she ate something perfect and delicious.
She then tried the eggs with the cheese and the sausages. It tastes beautiful in her mouth like on fireworks. It kind of reminds her of old meal eggs and rice with noodles.
She kept on eating slowly taking her time making sure she doesn't cough or choke on the food.
Lori: wow last night someone is hungry.
Bloody Bunny: mm-hm (she bites off a piece of sausage and ate it)
Luan: (jokes) You should probably slow down or you'll be a stuffy 'Pig' hahahaha got it?
Bloody Bunny stops eating and she started to stare at the prank master sister. Who just makes that stupid ridiculous joke to Bloody Bunny.
Bloody Bunny thinks that she's making fun of her.
The White Bunny Doll was a little angry. She started to take up a butter knife with her left paw, tossing it over at the joker sister who just managed to dodge out of the way before the metal projectile stabbed its head through the wall.
Bloody Bunny: (warns) Say another joke like that and it will be your head.
Luan: okay sorry
Rita: (to Bloody Bunny) Now Bloody Bunny, that's not how you treat your sister like that and throwing that butter knife at her you almost killed her. We're going to have to talk about this. (She turned to Luan.) And you young lady we're going to have a little talk about making fun of people and what you said to your new sister was rude.
Luna: But Mom…
Rita: No butts.
Bloody Bunny: (sighed) Fine, whatever. As long as I don't get grounded.
Lisa: speaking of grounded, yesterday, seven hours ago, in the living room. Lincoln introduced his name to you. We however didn't.
Lori: Hey now you're mentioning it. I think you're right.
Bloody Bunny: (spoke) I hate to break it to you and the Egghead. But I know all of your names your mom told me about them yesterday.
Lynn Jr: (disbelief) Are you sure that she told you our names yesterday? or something telling me you're lying or maybe you're making that up.
Her sisters, except for her brother, started to agree with her to not believe Bloody Bunny knew their names.
Rita: Lynn-
Bloody Bunny: (interrupt) I never lie. Unless I have no choice if you want proof I can say your names right now without you guys saying them to me. Except for Lincoln, I already know his name.
Lynn Jr: (to her sisters) Hey girls, what do you think?
The loud sisters started to talk to each other, one another. Until they decide to let Bloody Bunny say their names as proof.
Lori: (speak) Okay, we decided to let you say our names if you know them. So go ahead lay on us.
Bloody Bunny: (smirk) Okay, but don't say I warned you. Your name is Lori Loud, the oldest sister of the loud family. You're in love with a teenage boy named Bobby. And you would do anything of your power to love him back. Not to mention your bossy and rude to your sisters and your brother.
Lori: (drop her mouth, surprise) How did you know that?
Bloody Bunny: Let's just say I have my reasons. (She looks over to Leni) You must be Leni Loud the second oldest sister of the loud family. Now don't take this personal. I know you're very naive, silly, forgetful and cheerful. And no offense your kind of well… dumb. But you are very helpful and also very friendly to your siblings.
Leni: That's nice of you to say but wait, I'm dumb?
Bloody Bunny: yep
Leni: but why didn't nobody tell me?
Her family started to whistle and avoid eye contact at Leni.
Bloody Bunny: (decided to play along) Let's just say they have reasons. Now (She looks at Lisa) You must be Lisa loud the smartest sister of the loud family. You know how to solve problems with math and you're good at science stuff not to mention you don't have any natural habits of emotions you. And you like to experiment in your own family. And yesterday at night you snuck into your brother's room and tried to experiment on me.
The loud family began to put their eyes on Lisa. Who is now sweating and nervous.
Rita: Lisa Loud is this true that you are trying to experiment on your own adopted sister?
Lisa: (rubs the back of her head) well…
Lynn Sr: Young lady do not lie. Tell us the truth or you're grounded for a month.
Lisa: (sighed, confess) Very well. I admitted that I was trying to experiment, the bunny doll unit.
Bloody Bunny: and?
Lisa: And I'm sorry it won't happen again.
Bloody Bunny: It better not or I'll have to give you a black eye for as a little sample.
Rita: First of all, you are not going to do that to her, second Lisa. Me and your father are going to have a talk to you about experiments on people, especially dolls that are alive.
Lisa: I understand mother
Bloody Bunny: Fine. I'm not going to do that. But no promises. Now, where was I? Oh, right (she started to look at Lucy) Your name is Lucy Loud. I know you're goth because of dark clothes. What I can tell you like scary things and darker places not to mention you have an annoying habit of popping up and scaring people. Well, I have to tell you, something sister. It won't work on me. The moment you try to pop up behind me. I'll know it's you.
Lucy: sigh It is true. I do pop up and scare people, especially my family. And it's also true that I do go to places in the darkness. For that, I must give you credit.
Bloody Bunny: I'm starting like you. (She looks over to Lynn jr) Lynn Jr, I'm guessing you are a sports girl. That only loves anything including Sports. And you're also skilled in martial arts, kickboxing, Mexican wrestling, and parkour.
Lynn Jr: touche amigo
Bloody Bunny: (started to look at Lola and Lana) Lola and Lana Loud the two twins. Who are always fighting each other and arguing with each other multiple times non-stop. But you two get along sometimes. I know Lola is a pageant princess because of her outfit and Lana, I know she's a mud girl and also I know you are a tomboy.
Lara: (gasped in surprise) How did you know that?
Bloody Bunny: Because you like to fix things. And last night I saw you fix the bathroom door Because it was broken.
Lara: (thought about that for a moment until she realized that her adopted sister was right.) oh
Bloody Bunny: mm-hm didn't think so. (She began to stare at Luan) Luan loud I know you have a habit of telling bad jokes and pulling pranks If April Fool's Day has arrived.
Luan: True, but do you also know that I'm a prank master?
Bloody Bunny: you are and I should be careful around you if April Fool's Day comes an evil self of you will come out like a wild card.
Luan: (evil smirked) You got that right and maybe I should give you an extra spare hand with a 'steak' hahahaha get it?
Nobody responded they were in silence. except for Lynn Sr who laughed at that joke.
Bloody Bunny: (sarcastically) Yeah, I don't get it. (She looks up to Luna) Luna Loud, I know you love playing your guitar and musical instruments. And you're dreaming about one day of becoming a rockstar.
Luna: dude, that is true.
Bloody Bunny: However, You get upset easily if someone turns off your music and you'll get angry if one of your instruments gets broken or your guitar. And lastly but not least you have a fake British accent. An annoying habit of listening to Any kind of rock and roll music including you are hero Mick Swagger.
Luna: that is also true. Dude
Bloody Bunny: And lastly but not least. (She looks at Lily.) Lily is a cute and adorable baby who is soon going to be a grown-up girl.
Lily: (giggles)
Bloody Bunny: How cute.
Rita: Bloody Bunny that's nice to you to say.
Bloody Bunny: You know me. I can't resist babies that are cute. (To the loud sisters) So there you have it, Girls, I told you I don't lie. I know all of your names your mom gave me and I know what you do. For a living, you have habits that are uncontrollable to difficult get rid of and you all can't help yourselves but live with it.
Lynn Jr: Okay, you've proved your point. You know our names. And you know what we do, but how did you know? Our habits? (suspiciously)
Lori: Yeah now, you mention it. How did you know about our habits?
Bloody Bunny: Let's just say a smart little bird told me after she disturbed my sleeping. ( referring to Lisa)
Loud sisters: (glared at Lisa) Lisa
Lisa: You must forgive me, siblings. She overcame my weaknesses. Forcing me to give her the information
Lincoln: What about my habit?
Bloody Bunny: easy I know you read comic books, manga, and novels in your underwear. Which is a habit that you can't control yourself.
Lincoln: True, but that's not all. (He went over to her and whispered.) I have also been talking to them. (He points at the audience. Which is breaking the 4th wall.)
Bloody Bunny: (looking at what he's referring to) them? Lincoln you gotta be kidding me. You're breaking the fourth wall? Do you do this more often?
Lincoln: yeah but not always well most of the time. But now it's your time to reveal yourself to the whole world and the show.
Bloody Bunny: Why should I do that?
Lincoln: So you can show the whole world that you're here in this fanfiction story. But you have to give the credit to the narrator.
Narrator: Okay, look kid leave me out of this. I have nothing to do with it.
Lincoln: sorry. But my point is you can't hide in the dark forever. At some point, you have to reveal yourself. So, please
Bloody Bunny: (thinks about it before sighing and decided) Okay. I'll tell them but just this once no more.
Lincoln: Thank you.
Bloody Bunny: (to the audience) Hello people. Some of you may know me as Bloody Bunny. And I know some of you. May have heard of me, at Google and YouTube, Plus, I appreciate two spots studio my creator who created me on YouTube. True. I am an anti-hero that kills people that are criminals. Including the Skull Minions. And if you're wondering where the Skull Minions and my Arch nemesis Dark Rabbit are, don't worry. You'll be seeing them soon. Anyway, I like to say hello. And this fanfiction's it's about me, but not just me. The loud house. My new family.
Lincoln: (adds in) And don't forget all you are going to see episodes of the loud house in its fanfiction.
Bloody Bunny: Now take care, and be careful. If you don't I'll come after all of you.
Lincoln: (sarcastically) Really?
Bloody Bunny: Yeah, you have a problem.
Lincoln: Not really.
Bloody Bunny: I thought so.
To be continued.
