(Royal Woods Elementary School)

Lincoln opened up his locker until someone pantses out of the view we see Lincoln's pants are down with his underwear showing.

Lincoln: (sarcastically) Really?

The kids in the school laugh at him and take photos of his humiliation.


In class, Lincoln got out of his desk but someone tied his shoelaces together before he trips down onto the floor.

Lincoln: (sarcastically) oh, real original!

Again the kids laugh at him and took photographs of this, too.


At the cafeteria, Lincoln got his lunch tray full with lunch he picks out a seat in one of the lunch tables before sitting down but suddenly a fart noise was made and the only thing that can make a fart noise is a whoopee cushion.

He took out the whoopee cushion from his butt and realize someone has placed it there for him.

Lincoln: (sarcastically) oh, that's real mature!

Yet again for the third time, the kids laugh at him and took photos of his humiliation.


Back at the locker hallway.

Lincoln looks around to double-check to make sure that the bully doesn't bother him again then when he enters his locker combination before opens his locker a pile of trash fall into him, and finally yet again for the fourth time the kids laugh at him and took photos of this.

The white-haired boy can't take it anymore of this bullying around him he's going to say something to that bully that he's not going to regret himself.

Lincoln: (gets out of the trash) all right! that's it! no more Mr. nice guy!

Once school was over Lincoln and his best friend Clyde are walking home. While they were talking to each other.

Clyde: So, you really confronted that bully?

Lincoln: that's my night I said meet me at 3:30 in front of my house, and we're going to settle this.

Clyde: (worried) whoa! you're gonna fight that bully?!

Lincoln: (assure) I'm not an animal, Clyde I am going to deliver a strongly-worded speech as soon...as I write it.

Clyde: (notice something) looks like that bully left you a note (he points at his friend's white hair)

Lincoln: huh?

The white-haired boy sees a sticky note on his hair, realizing his best friend was telling the truth. He then pulls it off his hair and reads it.

Lincoln: (reads the note) Lame-o. (he also notices there is a piece of gum on his hair) fantastic (sarcastically)

Clyde: (sniffs the gum) mmm! watermelon lime

Lincoln: (sighs) well I better not let my sisters see this.

Clyde: especially your adopted sister Bloody Bunny?

Lincoln: especially her, well she doesn't meddle. But my other sisters would want to get involved in every situation I get into and make things worse, the way they always do. I know this for a reason.

Clyde: I don't know. Maybe they'd be helpful. Your sister Lori gives great advice. She told me to never be myself. I love that woman.

He's lovesick of his sister.

Lincoln: Aw, Clyde sweet innocent Clyde. (he turns to look at the audience) he has no idea what it is like to have ten meddling sisters.

(Flashback)

We see Lincoln laying on the couch like he's being sick, Lori puts a thermometer in his mouth and checks the temperature, Lisa comes in with an x-ray machine and take his x-ray, then leaves him with a glowing radiation, luan Tres as a doctor with a clown nose and Luna bandaged him up real tight, Lincoln muffles that the bandages were covering his mouth and hard time controlling his breathing luckily luan removed the bandages that were covering his mouth so he can breathe.

Lincoln: phew

Leni what's carrying a bowl of hot boiling soup that was super hot.

Leni: here comes the airplane (when she went over to her brother, she accidentally trip on something and spills the soup all over Lincoln's crotch) oopsie

Lincoln: (in pain) Aaahhh! it burns!

Leni walks away with the empty bowl of soup on her hands before Luna and Luan bandaged up his crotch.

(Flashback ended)

Lincoln: (hold up his finger with a Band-Aid covering it) and that was just a papercut! well technically I didn't get paper cut

(Flashback)

(Lincoln's room)

Bloody Bunny was minded her own business checking the sharp edges of her sword. When her adoptive brother Lincoln comes into the room.

Lincoln: hey Bloody Bunny What are you doing?

Bloody Bunny: (answered but wasn't paying attention to him) just checking in my sword's edges making sure it's sharp

Lincoln: (looks at the sword) no offense but I don't think this sword is not sharp enough

Bloody Bunny: then touch it and see what I'm talking about but don't get yourself cut

Lincoln: okay (he touches the sword's blade with his finger but he accidentally got cut) ouch! (he put his finger in his mouth)

Bloody Bunny: (smirk) told you

(Flashback ended)

Clyde: well, then, you better get that gum out. You want to look intimidating for that bully

Lincoln: I was born intimidating

The white-haired boy tries to pull it off but it was too grody for him to touch.

Lincoln: ew, ew! gross!

Clyde: you know, peanut butter will get that gum out

Lincoln: should I use chunky or smooth?

Clyde: Well, if you use chunky, you're going to have to use smooth to get the chunks out

Lincoln: good point. thanks, pal.

After their conversation was over Lincoln goes into his house and looked around to see if any of his siblings are lurking around. So far it looks like the coast is clear as he steps inside and puts his backpack on the floor.

He then looks at the audience with the weather news report of his sisters.

Lincoln: (to the audience) the national weather service reports clear skies with only a 20% chance meddling sisters. But we advise keeping your umbrella handy.

As Lincoln started to sneak, he sees his baby sister Lily, who was playing with some of her toys when she noticed her big brother Lincoln is coming in.

Lincoln: (to lily) shh

When the white-haired boy passed by his little sister he accidentally steps on a squeaky toy. he quickly lifts his foot up with some squeaky after shots from the toy.

Lily: shh

Lincoln: (to Lily) shh

He continues to sneak off when

Lori: hold it right there!

Lincoln heard her bossy sister Lori from the living room. He froze in fear, thinking that she has spotted him, but no, she was really talking to her friend on her light blue phone.

Lori: (on the phone) he wears cargo shorts on your thing that's like literally the worst thing I ever heard.

Lincoln: (relief) phew

He then sneaks into the kitchen, gets to the fridge and looks for the peanut butter.

While he was looking for the peanut butter he heard his rock music sister Luna humming a tune.

Lincoln quickly hide the gum that was in his hair by sticking his head into one of the crisper drawers.

Luna: (to Lincoln) hey bro

Lincoln: oh hey, Luna. What're haps?

Luna: (notice her brother's position) rad way to chill out, bro

Lincoln: right. Totally rad

Luna: Hey, hook me up with some pudding?

Lincoln: sure

Lincoln used to search for the pudding but he accidentally touches a piece of broccoli he shakes off textures until he finds a pudding cup and gave it to his rock music sister.

Luna: thanks. Stay cool

As soon as the rock music sister left, Lincoln get his head out of the crisper drawer with cabbage in his head stuck to the gum.

Lincoln quickly pulls it off and tossed it away until he finds the peanut butter jar.

Lincoln: peanut butter!

He took the peanut butter jar, open it and discover it was empty.

Lincoln: (frustrated) why did people leave for an empty jar of peanut butter in the fridge?!

He put back the empty jar of peanut butter back into the fridge before he closed its store in despite.

Lincoln: I need a plan B (he looks to see his bossy sister Lori who is still on the phone talking to her friend and still around the living room)

Lori: (on the phone) socks and sandals? cut it out

Lincoln: (gets an idea) 'cut it out' that's it (he sneak past Lori)

Lori: (on the phone) now 'that' is lyrically the worst thing I ever heard

The white-haired boy sneaks into his parent's room and grabs a pair of scissors to cut the gum out of his hair. he makes his way upstairs. When suddenly his prank master sister Luan, who was coming down the stairs.

Lincoln quickly hid the gum to the wall before his sister approaches him.

Lincoln: hey, Luan.

Luan: hey, Lincoln. What do you think of this joke? if I were you, I'd go for the baboon

Lincoln: (confused) I don't get it

Luan: Oh. well, that's just a punchline. I still gotta think of the set up (She walked away)

After that Lincoln continues head upstairs, making his way towards the door of his room. But before he could open his door.

Rita: (offscreen) Lincoln, honey! I need you to take out the trash!

Lincoln: Okay, just give me a minute

Rita: (offscreen) no, not a minute now!

Lincoln: But mom!

Lynn Sr: (offscreen) but nothing Lincoln, listen to your mother!

Lincoln groans, he sneaks down back stairs avoid his sisters and take out the trash bag outside to the yard. just then before he was going to put in the trash can, he sees his sister, Leni came out.

The white-haired boy quickly hides the gum on his hair by using the trash lid.

Leni: hey Lincoln. Is my lamp in there? I can't find it anywhere

Lincoln: no. Have you tried to look underneath your desk?

Leni: so smart (she noticed a trash lid on her little brother's head) what's with the hat?

Lincoln: oh this (he was striking a few poses) these are all the rage right now. I'm surprised you didn't know (he leaves)

Leni: (inspired) hmm

Lincoln managed to sneak back inside the house and back upstairs to get to the door of his room. just before he could open his door again. His smart little sister Lisa caught him.

Lisa: greetings, human. There's liquidambar styraciflua in your follicular area

Lincoln: (confused) a what in my who now?

Lisa: you got gum in your hair (she points at it)

Lincoln: Oh, this? I'm sure it's just-

Lisa: (interrupting him) I assume that being of average into intelligence, you didn't place it there yourself. Therefore, I could deduce that someone is picking on you

Lincoln: (begs) Lisa please! you can't tell our sisters about this! they'll get involved!

Lisa: don't worry. I don't have enough room in my brain for this kind of information (she walks away)

Lincoln breathe out a relief before he enters his room.

Just before he was going to cut the gum out of his hair. he totally forgot his foster sister Bloody Bunny, who is on his bed looking at her foster brother.

Bloody Bunny: Lincoln, what's with the gum in your hair?

Lincoln: is complicated

Bloody Bunny: how?

Lincoln: I'll explain everything later

Bloody Bunny: no, you're going to explain everything to me now or else. And don't try to hide it, I overhear you and Lisa's conversation (she gives him the dead eyes) so spill it

Lincoln: (sighed leaving him with no choice but to tell her) okay I got picked on by a bully

Bloody Bunny: him or her?

Lincoln: what?

Bloody Bunny: (repeat the sentence) him or her? Is the bully a boy or a girl?

Lincoln: (answers) it's a girl

Bloody Bunny: (almost laugh) so you got bullied by a girl? Lincoln.

Lincoln: yes, and I don't know why. But I invited her to come here, so I can give her a piece of my mind

Bloody Bunny: fair enough

Lincoln: (begs) since you know please you can't tell our sisters, I don't want them to get involved

Bloody Bunny: (thinks) okay your secret's safe with me but what happens if they find out?

Lincoln: they're not going to find out, anyway let me. Cut this gun out of my hair

The white-haired boy uses the scissors to cut the gum out of his hair before he could throw away his sports sister Lynn Jr bust open his door with a kick and the rest of the loud sisters were behind her.

Lynn Jr: you're being picked on!

Bloody Bunny: I told you, they were going to find out but no, you didn't listen

Lincoln: (to Lisa in anger) Lisa, I thought you were not going to say anything!

Lisa: no, I said I did not have room for my brain for your secret. So I removed it and transfer it to Lynn's, whose brain apparently has ample room.

Lynn Jr: thanks ( before she defends herself for what her sister said) hey!

Bloody Bunny: so the egghead told the danger girl. Way to go to become a big mouth Lisa

Lola: you knew about this?

Bloody Bunny: I didn't at first but he told me

Luna: so, you are being picked on

Lincoln: (nervous) what? a course not!

Luan: (points at the gum on his hand) then what's that?

Lincoln: oh this? this is just my gum

Bloody Bunny: (tries to warn Lincoln) Lincoln don't you-

Too late, Lincoln put the gum in his mouth and chews it but it was disgusting with the hair well his hair.

Bloody Bunny: chew it, nevermind

Lincoln: mmm watermelon lime. and hair!

Lincoln spit and cough out the gum onto the floor as the sisters start to demanding him to let them help.

Lincoln: (begs them) guys! guys! please stay out of this! you'll only make it worse

Bloody Bunny: he does have a point

Lori: regardless Bloody Bunny, if Lincoln means by worse then better, I agree

Bloody Bunny: (facepalm) Lori, I swear you are a Baka sometimes when I first met you

Lori: I don't know what you're saying that last part and you know I don't speak Japanese

Bloody Bunny: whatever

Lola: you should go straight to the school principal!

Lori: forget that. you should really text an embarrassing picture of him to all of his friends

Luan: I'm going to write an insult comedy routine that will leave him in tears

Lynn Jr: (flips at Lincoln) Hoo-wah! (before kicking him in the stomach) basic stealth ninja kick that's how you're gonna take him

Bloody Bunny: stealth ninja kick huh? is it better if I can do this! (she jumped at Lynn Jr)

Bloody Bunny: Hi-yah!

Bloody Bunny kicks the sports girl in the side head sending her flying straight towards the wall as Lynn Jr crash through it.

Bloody Bunny: This is how you do a stealth ninja kick. (she landed down to the floor)

Lynn Jr: (pain) ouch!

Lincoln groans, he looks at the audience and gives them an update on the sister storm news.

Lincoln: (to the audience) well, folks, the national weather service has just released a category one sisternado watch. We advise boarding up your windows and prepare your emergency supplies

Lynn Jr somehow was behind Lincoln, she grabs him by using a camel clutch move on him.

Lynn Jr: That's the camel clutch. another good option for ya. (she gets off of him)

Lincoln: (get off the floor) look, I don't need any-

Luan: we'll start with some basic sent dumb jokes. Like, you're so dumb you should lock yourself 'inside' your car that's kind of a good thing

Bloody Bunny: that's a stupid joke I ever heard in my entire life

Lola: ooh I know I'll invite him to a tea party and make him use the chipped cup! (she evil sinister smiled) I'm so evil sometimes I even scare me

Bloody Bunny: (sarcastically) like heck that's going to help- (she got distracted. When she noticed Lynn Jr was in a weird strange post behind Lincoln) Lynn, what the heck are you doing?

Before Lincoln has the chance to notice Lynn Jr pulls his shirt over his face.

Lynn Jr: surprise mime attack! I invented it that one myself.

Bloody Bunny: how about a surprise knuckle sandwich if you keep that up! (she threatened Lynn Jr)

Lynn Jr: no, thank you, I have enough knuckle sandwiches for one day

Lincoln: (pulls down his shirt) Lynn, I am not going to fight. I-

Lynn Jr: ugh! fine! I'll take care of this myself. (she walked off)

Luan: you should do this! (she slams a pair of cymbals right in front of Lincoln's ears) his ears will be ringing for days!

Lincoln: (his ears were still ringing) what?!

Lynn Jr returns with a boy that she found and carries him by the seat of his pants.

Lynn Jr: look! I found him

Bloody Bunny: Lynn, that's not the Bully!

Her foster sisters didn't listen. They surrounded the boy with angry looks on their faces.

Lori: how dare you bully our brother only we get to do that!

Bloody Bunny: first of all, that is not the bully! second, I don't bully Lincoln and third, you guys are total nut heads except for you Lincoln. And forth, I better play dead for that boy has a chance to notice that I'm alive (she falls down to the floor pretending to be a toy)

Lara: (grabs her brother's hand and spits out the gun into it) smooth your watermelon lime into his hair, Lincoln! (she sees that Lincoln have a disgusted look and doesn't have the guts to do it) fine. I'll do it

Lincoln: wait! stop! this guy is in my enemy! although, thanks to you, he will be now

The boy growled at him.

Lynn Jr: oh (she kicks the box out of the house) what are 'you' still doing here?

Lana: I can't believe I almost wasted a perfectly good gum on him. (she takes back the gum from her brother and chew it)

Bloody Bunny: (stop pretending as she gets up off the floor) Lana, you disgust me

Lola: (agreed) you got that right

Lynn Jr: I'll go get another boy (she was going to do that)

Lincoln: no! Lynn, stop! it's-

Bloody Bunny (interrupt him) the bully is not even a boy!

Lynn Jr suddenly stops surprised at that fact as she and her sisters start to get confused.

Leni: is it a dog?

Bloody Bunny: (facepalm) no, you damī the bully is a girl! (she stomps her feet in floor 5 times) a girl, girl, girl, girl, girl! and how do I know that? Lincoln told me (she looks at Lincoln) sorry bro don't take this personal

Lincoln: it's okay

The siblings were surprised and gasped to hear the news, but then all of them except for Lisa and Bloody Bunny started to squeal with delight.

Lincoln: (confused) what?

All the girls except for Lisa and Bloody Bunny gave him a group hug and suffocating him.

Lisa: naturally, I don't care for human emotions but...( she started to squeals and join the group hug)

Lola: (to Bloody Bunny) what about you?

Bloody Bunny: I don't hug unless but fine (she joins the group hug just like Lisa by hugging Lincoln in his collar)

Luna: Lincoln! why did you tell us you have a girlfriend?

Lola: she sounds so pretty

Lincoln: (suffocating from the hug) what is happening?

All the girls release Lincoln from the hug.

Lori: when a girl picks on you, that's only ever mean one thing: 'she likes you'

The girls except for Bloody Bunny all squeal again and Lincoln was dumbfounded to this explanation.

Bloody Bunny: that's the dumbest thing I ever heard in my entire life!

Lincoln: I have to agree with you. Besides, she shoved a sandwich down at my pants! I was picking sesame out of my butt for days

The girls except for Bloody Bunny faint over such a flirty prank.

Leni: so romantic

Lori: that's a classic

Bloody Bunny: so she shoves a sandwich down at your pants huh? what happens if I do that to her?

The loud sisters: (glared at Bloody Bunny) we'll stop you from doing that!

Bloody Bunny: you can all try but fair warning. I don't go down so easily

Lincoln: you guys are nuts! she hates me! I'm going to meet her today and give her a piece of my mind

Lori: you need to give her a piece of your heart instead

Lincoln: (surprise) what?!

Bloody Bunny: that's the second dumbest thing I ever heard

Leni: I think he needs to kiss her

Lily makes kissy faces in agreement.

Lincoln: (confused) what?!

Bloody Bunny: please he's not going to-

The loud sisters started to shout their brother to kiss the bully. They all form into a tornado but not just any tornado.

Bloody Bunny: oh, no. Not another sisternado! (she climbs into Lincoln's back) Lincoln to the bathroom!

Lincoln: hang on a sec (to the audience) this just in from the national weather service the sisternado watch has been upgraded to a sisternado warning. take cover immediately!

Lincoln and Bloody Bunny manage to escape the sisternado and ran inside the bathroom to seek shelter in the bathtub.

Lincoln: (take out his walkie-talkie from his pocket) mayday! mayday! Clyde, do you copy?

Clyde: (on the walkie-talkie) roger. I mean, this is Clyde, not roger. But yeah roger, it's Clyde

Bloody Bunny: make up your mind! (she yells at Clyde on the walkie-talkie)

Clyde: (on the walkie-talkie) sorry

Lincoln: (on the walkie-talkie and panicked) my sisters have lost their minds! they think the bully likes me! they want me to kiss her!

Bloody Bunny: not to mention is also a dumb idea (she murmured to herself)

Clyde: (on the walkie-talkie) I don't know, maybe they're right, Lincoln

Lincoln: (on the walkie-talkie) my sisters are never right! all they do is meddle.

Bloody Bunny: ahem! (she gets his attention that she wasn't involved in meddling)

Lincoln: except for you, you're fine

Bloody Bunny: thank you

Clyde: (on the walkie-talkie) they are girls, Lincoln. They know more about things than we do. It's a science fact

Lincoln: (on the walkie-talkie) yeah, but there is no way that- (he suddenly starting to believe his friend's words) wow. Me? Do you really think she might like 'me'? How would I know that?

Clyde: (on the walkie-talkie) there's only one way to find out

Lincoln: (turns off his walkie-talkie) time for me to kiss this girl

Bloody Bunny: you absolutely going to kiss her?

Lincoln: (nodded) yes

Bloody Bunny: but what happens if things go south?

Lincoln: it won't go south, I think she might actually like me

Bloody Bunny: I have a bad feeling about this, what if she hits you?

Lincoln: (assured) trust me, she won't hit me once I kiss her

Bloody Bunny: (sighs) then, by all means, go ahead and kiss her but don't say I didn't warn you

Lincoln gets out of the bathroom to confront the sisternado.

Lincoln: hold it!

The sisternado stop and turn back to their normal selves as they look at their only brother.

Lincoln: so I'm going to kiss this girl or what? (he smirked)

The sisters except for Lisa squeal again

Lisa: again... (she squeal)


(Downstairs)

Lincoln: (checking his watch) it's 3:30. Lola, lip balm (the pageant princess puts lip balm across his lips) Lana, breath mint. (The rock star sister placed the breath mint in his mouth) let's do this. (he headed towards the front door to meet the girl)

Lynn Jr: go get her, Romeo.

Lori: you so got this, little bro

Lola: aw, our little Lincoln

Lana: all grown up (she cry a little)

The pageant princess handed her twin tomboy sister a napkin to blow her nose.

Bloody Bunny: Leni, what's that on your head? (she noticed a trash lid on top of the dumb blonde's head)

Leni: oh, this is the latest trend. all the bridesmaids should wear these hats at Lincoln's wedding. These are all the rage right now.

Bloody Bunny: give me that! (she jumped to snatch trash lid away from Leni before tossing it away) never wear a trash lid in the house! it could have germs

Once Lincoln walks outside he sees his bully. He marched towards her.

The loud sisters and Bloody Bunny goes to look out the window and sees what happens outside.

As Lincoln approaches the bully. He gave her a kiss on the lips.

The loud sisters: (sweet) Aww

Bloody Bunny: (smiled a little) well, will you know he really did kiss that girl

The bully girl like the kiss at first, however, she gave Lincoln a punch to his eye.

The loud sisters: (worried) ooh

Bloody Bunny: ouch that's gotta hurt

Once the white-haired boy steps back inside the house. He had a black eye on him and now he was furious at his sisters.

Lincoln: (to Bloody Bunny but angry at his sisters) say it

Bloody Bunny: I told you so

Lincoln: I should have listened to you,

Bloody Bunny: you should have (she climbs into Lincoln's back)

The sisters try to apologize to Lincoln for their meddling but he doesn't want to hear it anymore.

Lincoln: (angry) quiet! every time you guys but into my life, you make things worse! well, guess what? never again! no more meddling!

Bloody Bunny: Yeah, what he said. You guys should have listened. When you had the chance!

The loud house sisters look down to the floor in shame and standing to feel guilty.

Lincoln and Bloody Bunny make their way upstairs, goes into their room as Lincoln slams the door in a rage.

(Lincoln and Bloody Bunny's room)

Lincoln and Bloody Bunny are now sitting on the bed in anger by the fact that Lincoln actually listens to his sisters for once.

Lincoln: I knew it all along. I should never listen to them. my sisters are always wrong

Bloody Bunny: well this is the price you pay

Just then someone whistle comes outside to get the white-haired boy's attention.

Lincoln: huh?

He goes over and looks out his window on one end as a rock comes flying in through the other end and sees there's a note attached to it.

Bloody Bunny: (took the note from the rock and reads it) 'sorry, lame-o. Here's my number. Text me?' no way then that means

Lincoln: she likes me (smiles)

He looks out back to the window to get a steak thrown at his face. he took it off and noticed there was another note.

Lincoln: (took off the note from the steak and reads it) for your eye. Xoxo Ronnie Anne.

Lincoln smiles hopefully and places the steak over his black eye socket.

Bloody Bunny: Ronnie Anne huh? looks like my brother has a girlfriend.

Lincoln: no, I don't (he defends himself)

Bloody Bunny: (gave him a look) are you sure?

Lincoln: (admitted) okay maybe I do

Bloody Bunny: that's what I thought

Lincoln: (to the audience) okay maybe just once my sisters were right. But don't tell them that!

Bloody Bunny: (to the audience, warns) if you all do I will hunt you down one by one

to be continued

(Damī means dummy in Japanese and Baka means idiot)