AN: A recent review told me that skunks are not found in Britain. For anyone else who may be thinking that just say that Dobby popped to America by accident and retrieved it there.
I also received a few reviews and PM's claiming I ripped off the idea for my story from Harry Potter and The Champion's Champion. The idea came to me when I read Dumbledore Is An Idiot (10565601), Chapter 9, and I was thinking of it for three months before I finally decided to write something about it. Go read it.
Chapter 9
∞Parseltongue∞
The Potions Class were waiting for the new teacher to make his entrance. Professor McGonagall had informed the Great Hall that morning that they had a new Potions instructor.
They didn't know his name, but what they did know that it was going to be a male instructor.
The door to the classroom opened and a tall man walked in. He was about six foot tall with an expertly slicked back brown mane and a manicured beard. Dean's eyes widened as he recognised the resemblance.
"Hans Gruber," he whispered to Harry. Harry noticed it too. He had seen parts of Die Hard when he was forced to carry food in to Vernon and Dudley when they watched it.
"A galleon he sounds like him," Harry whispered back.
"You're on."
"I'm going to count to three," the man spoke in a slow and deep voice. "There will not be a fourth. Give me some silence."
Dean grumbled at having already lost the bet.
"My name is Professor Allen Wrickman and I am your new Potions instructor," he spoke. The man had the ability to silence the entire room by speaking one word. Everyone in the room who had seen Die Hard were listening intently to the man. The ones who hadn't -namely Pure-bloods- found the man's tone of voice and his voice utterly listenable.
Soon enough Professor Wrickman had become the most popular teacher in the school. All students who were familiar with Die Hard loved hearing him speak and given that he provided an actual teaching of the Potions subject made him very popular indeed.
IlIlIlI
"Fascinating, absolutely fascinating," Arthur Weasley murmured as he looked at the engine of his new car, the Ford Escort.
Arthur had finally figured out what the engine of a car does and how it works and it had impressed him. For years he had tried to figure out how his Ford Anglia had worked and was just about to make the breakthrough when Ron had stolen it to go to Hogwarts. He had tried to retrieve it at Hogwarts during the previous Summer but it was impossible. Even Dumbledore couldn't catch it and nearly got run over. He would have liked to have tried to retrieve it during the Summer nearly two years ago but he stayed at home in his spare time to look after Ginny with Molly. The diary fiasco had taken so much out of his little girl and she was crying for most of the Summer.
Then he won seven hundred galleons in the Daily Prophet Grand PrizeGalleon Draw. Molly had wanted to go visit Charlie in Romania but Ginny was hoping to go visit Bill as she hadn't seen him for a long while. Eager to cheer up his daughter he bowed down to her demands and took his entire family to Egypt. The twins made sure to keep Ginny entertained and laughing and Percy had abandoned his formal attitude and spent a lot of time with Ginny, often carrying her on his back and pranking Ron along with the twins. Ron was in a foul attitude over the whole trip, complaining that they should have used the money to donate to the Chudley Cannons. Arthur had not been impressed with his son's attitude and his ignorance of Ginny's plight at the time. Molly had expressed her anger with Ron quite loudly that would have indeed woken the skeletons in the tombs.
Once they got back to The Burrow he lost his temper for the third time in his life. He had yelled at Ron for his behaviour on the holiday and for reducing Ginny to tears by commenting that she ruined the trip. He had also yelled at him for his dumbass decision to steal his car and fly to Hogwarts.
Ron had been terrified of his father's anger and had stayed in his room for three days, not even coming down to eat. Once the third day passed Arthur did something he still didn't know what had happened. He had asked Fred and George if they could get Ron out of his bedroom. He still remembered the smiles the twins had when he asked them that. But within ten minutes Ron was in the kitchen and was throwing out the cheese and butter, screaming that it would attract spiders and that he would never eat again.
Less than three hours after saying that Ron had eaten the entire chicken Molly had made for dinner along with the treacle tart she had also made. Despite being angry with Ron's disgusting appetite, Arthur had said nothing while wondering what the hell did his devil twins do to their brother. He hoped he'd never find out.
BOOM!
The explosions felt like that Fred and George had returned from Hogwarts, but it was really only Narcissa Malfoy learning to cook.
Narcissa was living with them at the moment as her new home was currently being built. She had come out to The Burrow back in November to apologise for what her husband had done to their daughter and not reigning him in with her Frying Pan.
At hearing the story that Narcissa had hated Lucius her entire life had cheered him up immensely. Accidentally overhearing Narcissa telling Molly that she had threatened castrating her own husband when he wanted a second child made him smile even wider. Lucius hadn't even had sex in fifteen years and yet he was still having it with his own wife. Luckily they remembered to use the Contraceptive Charm much more in the past thirteen years. The only time they had forgotten it was the night he believed Ron was conceived.
"Pogliere," he cast at the fuel tank of the car. Sounds of splashing was heard from somewhere inside the car before the fuel steadied itself to last forever. While not knowing everything about Muggles, Arthur knew from the prices of petrol that Muggles would love to do THAT spell.
Ding. Ding.
That was the dinner bell so Arthur made his way inside. The kitchen was in shambles from the explosion but that was to be expected. Molly wasn't even angry. She was laughing away with Narcissa on the current attempt to boil peas. There was a large pile of a brown food gloop on the floor that apparently looked like it had a foot.
"Don't worry Arthur, this isn't your dinner," Narcissa laughed.
"Here's your dinner dear," Molly said.
They all sat down at the table eating away at the chicken that was successfully cooked.
"I see your house is almost finished Cissy," Arthur said.
"Yeah, it's looking great," Narcissa smiled. "I'm glad I'm having it built next to here. I can come see my best friend everyday and steal her cooking."
"Oh, you prat," Molly giggled.
" I just hope Ron behaves with Draco being so close by," Arthur commented.
"I don't understand why my son is so fixated on yours," Narcissa said.
Molly leant into Narcissa and whispered something in her ear as a joke.
Both women had wide eyes from the joke.
"Is it possible?" Molly asked.
"Now I understand why Draco always spoke about him," Narcissa said, looking thoughtful.
"Maybe we should put them out of their misery," both women said at the same time.
Arthur had no idea of the fate that was soon going to befall his youngest son.
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Dean Thomas, Neville Longbottom and Seamus Finnegan were initiating a plotted plan in their Dorm Room. A plan that would get them a nice proper sleep.
In the Summers when the school year went out they would go home to snoring environments. Dean's stepfather was a large man who snored so loud that the chance of sleeping was next to nil. Seamus' father was pretty much the same but was louder. With Neville it was his Uncle Algie. He lived with him and his grandmother in the family manor. Despite his bedroom being at the other end Uncle Algie's booming snores could be still heard.
When the three boys came to Hogwarts they were hoping to get a nice sleep away from their relatives. But luck was not on their side, as they had the misfortune to sleep in the same dorm as one Ron Weasley. All three of them wanted to hex him for his snoring, but as Harry Potter, The Boy Who Lived was best friends with the obnoxious redhead, they felt outnumbered.
Now that Harry and Ron weren't friends anymore they were free to take their revenge on the redhead. Dean had heard a joke about a navy guy and an army guy in the Summer about how to deal with a snorer, and he wanted to try it out. He told Seamus, Harry, and Neville the idea. Harry was currently off with Colin Creevey and the Weasley twins pranking the Slytherin Common Room and wouldn't be back until after midnight.
"Target in sight," Dean whispered, as one Ron Weasley entered the dorm.
"What are you doing?" Ron asked offhandedly.
"Oh, just sitting around," Seamus said.
"Well, I'm going to bed," Ron said, letting loose a loud fart that made the three boys cringe in despair at the smell. Thank god there were windows.
The three boys were already dressed for bed. Before getting into his bed Dean walked over to Ron.
"Goodnight beautiful," he said, putting as much sweetness into his voice. He leaned in and kissed Ron on the right cheek.
Ron jumped back in horror. "What are you doing?"
Dean said nothing, but gave Ron a saucy wink before getting into bed and watching him.
Seamus repeated the same thing on Ron but on his left cheek, whispering into his ear, "I'll be watching you."
Neville repeated the same process, kissing Ron on his head and simply whispering, "I want you."
Later when Harry turned up for bed he noticed his three dorm mates were sleeping peacefully. As for Ron, he hadn't moved an inch. He just sat on his bed watching his three dorm mates, unconvinced they were actually sleeping. At seeing Harry come in to the room he bolted upright.
"Harry," he frantically spoke. "They kissed me and told me they want me. They're not sleeping. They are just waiting for me to sleep so they can do stuff to me."
Dean was right, Harry thought. Much more effective than what a single hex could do. They had tried Silencing Charms on Ron before, but the magnitude of his snore always broke the barrier.
Deciding to contribute for his friends, Harry went straight up to Ron and breathed in the seducing way Fleur did to him. Putting as much allure into his voice he said, "We all want you Ronniekins."
That was the best night's sleep he ever got.
Ron, however, was terrified at what was happening in the room. He pinched himself to see if he was dreaming and hoping it was all a nightmare. He didn't get any sleep at all that night. He just kept watching his dorm mates beds, paranoid at what they would do.
The next day he convinced himself that it was all a disturbing dream, despite not having woken up from it.
But that night it happened again. Neville, Seamus and Dean kissed him on the head and cheeks. Harry had made him feel like he was being seduced.
It went on like that for the next week. During those times, Ron refused to close his eyes and had stopped eating. He tried to use his brain to figure out what was going on, but his head hurt every time he tried to think or use his brain. His grades had been falling since November, but now his schoolwork was suffering worse due to a lack of sleep and insomnia. He was even beginning to hallucinate.
By the sixth day he met a beautiful girl.
"Hello, Ron, " the girl said. She had long blonde wavy hair and blue eyes. "I need you to follow me."
Ron happily followed the girl out to the grounds towards the gate of Hogwarts.
The girl loosened her robes and leaned up against the gate.
"Take me, Ron Weasley."
When Hagrid came out to the gate to lock up Hogwarts for the night he was walking with Lavender Brown who was begging to be let out to visit Snape's twin Fanny, they found Ron Weasley dry humping the gate naked. Once Lavender saw what was happening she ran back into Hogwarts. Given Lavender's reputation as a gossip, the whole of Hogwarts found out within the next twenty four hours what Ron Weasley did. It ruined any chance he ever had to get a girlfriend.
Hagrid carried the poor naked boy back to his cabin and Ron fell asleep on Hagrid's couch, not knowing his reputation was now completely shattered.
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"What is wrong with your brother?" Hermione asked the twins, plonking down next to them on the Common Room sofa. "I can't hear him snore anymore through the walls. He seems to be staring at the wall most of the time, and now I've heard he had humped the school gate."
She watched the twins closely, searching their faces for any reaction. What she saw surprised her. The twins apparently did not know what was wrong with Ron.
"We don't know what's wrong with him?" Fred, or was it George, said. "I haven't seen him this bad since the cheese and butter incident."
"What did you do with the cheese and butter?" Hermione said, scowling at the twins.
"Uh Oh-"
"-Looks like-"
"-we slipped-"
"-up."
The twins knew Hermione wouldn't accept a 'we'll tell you when you're older' explanation.
Fred looked at his twin. He twitched his head towards Hermione, trying to make him tell her.
George looked back at his uglier brother. Deciding to take the hit for the team, he leaned down and whispered what he did in Hermione's ear.
Hermione's eyes widened as she heard every single detail, and when George finished speaking she burst out laughing.
"I can't believe you got away with that. How did you make the spider look like that? How did-"
"That's enough Hermione," Fred quickly said.
"Yeah, we don't want anyone hearing about what we did," George whispered.
Ron came into the Common Room. His eyes were more bloodshot now and he looked a mess with unkempt hair and wearing a massive cloak that even looked too big for Hagrid.
"Why are you wearing a cloak Ron?" Hermione asked.
"So they won't be turned on by me," he whispered.
Ron looked towards the wall for a brief moment before screaming. "THE SPIDERS ARE IN THE BUTTER! THE SPIDERS ARE IN THE CHEESE!" He ran back out of the portrait and disappeared.
"I still can't believe what you did," Hermione said, feeling exasperated.
The twins just give her their signature evil smile.
IlIlIlI
I need an explanation why I can still speak Parseltongue... I need an explanation why I can still speak Parseltongue... I need an explanation why I can still speak Parseltongue. Harry thought these words fiercely as he walked back and forth in front of the Room of Requirement.
The door appeared and he walked in. There was a warm fireplace and a large sofa with a large parchment on it.
Harry picked up the parchment lying on the sofa and unfolded it. He unfolded another part. There were many other parts to unfold but Harry did not feel like unfolding them all.
"Unfold this, remove the creases, and plant this on the wall," Harry spoke to the room.
The room immediately obliged. The parchment disappeared from his hands only to appear on the massive wall already completely unfolded.
Harry realised now what he was looking at. It was a massive family tree dating back to the early tenth century. But what did it explain.
After three hours of looking through the names on the family tree he finally found out why he was still speaking Parseltongue. He traced back his family history on the Potter side which was shown on the far right. His father was an only child and had one cousin. His grandfather Fleamont (he regretfully sniggered at the name) had one sibling, a brother named Charlus and a nephew who had died young when Death Eaters attacked the Leaky Cauldron sixteen years ago. He traced the Potter's all the way up through several centuries. He waved his wand over some of the names and was surprised as information about his ancestors filled the space where their names were. His grandfather Fleamont invented the Sleekeazy Hair Potion (he was definitely telling Hermione and Fleur THAT). His family didn't just get their wealth by sitting back and inheriting it. He couldn't believe the accomplishments they had made. Another ancestor named Drusilla Potter created the Impediment Jinx. He was delighted to find that he was related through many centuries to Elizabeth Smudgling who had created the Expelliarmus spell, who later married his many times great grandfather Hank Potter.
However, it was the name Ignotus Peverell that had grabbed his attention. When he waved his wand over his name, he finally learnt where his cloak came from. It said that Death himself made the cloak as a reward for trying to defeat his trap. Cadmus Peverell and Antioch Peverell were interesting too. It was when he got to the top of the family tree he made his discovery.
He was related to Salazar Slytherin through many centuries back. Salazar Slytherin's daughter married into the Peverell family and his granddaughter married into the Gaunt family. Salazar himself had one son who didn't have any male children, so the Slytherin name died out very quickly. When Harry waved his wand around his name, he made a surprising revelation.
Salazar Slytherin did not want Muggle-borns dead like he thought. He just did not trust them as the Founders were in a timeline where Muggles were actively hunting witches and wizards, fearing some were spies in order to kill them off. The Basilisk was not left in the Chamber to attack students, but rather to protect Hogwarts from the angry waves of Muggles who often ran up to the school with pitchforks and crosses. To say Harry was astonished was an understatement. He couldn't believe he hadn't thought of that as a reason as he was aware of witch-hunting. Vernon made sure to say he would love to be a witch hunter and drive a pitchfork into his heart when he went home after every school year.
Antioch Peverell's line died out when his son died of dragon pox before he got married. The line of Cadmus Peverell and Ignotus continued down for several years, the name dying out in the process. All of the Peverell descendants had very small families, at the maximum two children. Harry continued following the line of Cadmus' families, hoping to recognise some names, but he didn't. According to the information, the line became more unstable with the Gaunt Family having incestuous relationships with their own cousins, reducing the line massively.
Marberry Gaunt... Marvick Gaunt... Marvolo Gaunt... Morfin Gau-
"Wait, what did I just see," Harry muttered. He looked up again to the name Marvolo Gaunt. MARVOLO.
"Oh my god," Harry paled. "Please don't tell me I am related to that monster."
He went lower. Morfin Gaunt had died in nineteen-forty-five. He looked at the sister and his blood ran cold.
MEROPE GAUNT-RIDDLE was written right there. Unable to look away, he looked to that name's right. THOMAS RIDDLE SENIOR. He looked down. And there it was. Written below the two names was the name THOMAS MARVOLO RIDDLE.
Harry collapsed into the sofa wondering why this had to happen. Why did he continue reading. Just why?
He looked back up at the massive family tree in front of him. There were only two names on the entire tree that were still alive, and that was him and Voldemort.
Without thinking, he waved his wand in front of Voldemort's birth name. Information after information piled up about Voldemort on it. Wanting to find out more, he thought the phrase 'I want to find out everything about Voldemort' and a book appeared in front of him on a small table. He lay down on the sofa and read the book for two hours.
When he finished reading he was feeling sick. Voldemort had murdered over five hundred people himself and didn't even have the slightest twinge of remorse. He also found out why Voldemort attacked him and killed his parents. Apparently a very drunk Trelawney spouted off a prophecy that he was the only one able to kill the Dark Lord in Dumbledore's office in her job interview. Dumbledore had brought her to the Hogs Head and ensured that a Death Eater overheard her say it again so he could find out who Voldemort would be after and recruit that person to be his successor. "Like that'll ever happen," Harry muttered.
Despite not having a good time that night, he found out the reason he could speak Parseltongue was because he was related to Salazar Slytherin. All the Potter's could speak it, but had kept it immensely private so that no one would ever know. The Potter's were traditionally sorted into Slytherin for centuries until Henry Potter, Harry's own great-grandfather broke tradition and was sorted into Gryffindor. Now he understood why the Sorting Hat was insistent on Slytherin, the Hat must have been embarrassed at suddenly putting Potters into Gryffindor and wanted to send Harry back to Slytherin.
As he walked quietly back to Gryffindor Tower, he wondered how the Merlin his father got into Gryffindor. From the stories Sirius was telling him on the Hogsmeade weekends, his father was extremely cunning with his pranks, was very sly on getting away with it, wicked resourceful, a strong leader, and yet he was placed in to Gryffindor. Harry immediately assumed his father had asked to be put into Gryffindor like his own father.
He did not know that he was exactly right. The Sorting Hat indeed wanted to put James into Slytherin but James asked to be put into Gryffindor.
Like father, like son.
IlIlIlI
On the tenth of February at midnight, there were a group of wizards in the Great Hall waiting for the Goblet to make its choice.
The Second Task was two weeks away now and the Goblet was going to select who would be taken from the Champion as a hostage.
Sirius was there in his capacity as Minister and he didn't like it. He had a bad feeling who Fleur's hostage would be now that she and Harry had started dating. He smiled at the thought that his godson was dating a gorgeous Veela. He still yet had to attract one and his godson had achieved it at fourteen.
He shook the thoughts out of his head as he watched the flame of the Goblet suddenly turn red and a parchment came out. Ludo Bagman grabbed it and read it out.
"The hostage for Viktor Krum will be Hermione Granger," he passed the note to his aide to confirm what he said was the truth as barely anyone in the room trusted the gambling wizard.
Flames spit in the air again and another parchment came out.
"The hostage for Cedric Diggory is Cho Chang."
Another flame spitfire went into the air with parchment adjourning it.
Ludo looked up at Sirius uncertainly and Sirius fears were confirmed.
"The hostage for Fleur Delacour is Harry Potter," Ludo said meekly, ready to run if the Minister lost his temper.
But Sirius didn't. He just sighed and said he was expecting it. There was no letting the hostages back out now. The hostages were bound by magic to the Goblet just like the contestants, even their parents or guardians would not be able to do anything about it. Sirius knew, as Harry's current guardian and Minister For Magic, that he couldn't do anything about it with whatever he said. The Goblet was a very ancient artefact that couldn't be tampered with or have any loopholes.
The Goblet let off another flame and instantly died down. The parchment that fell from the air was picked up by Ludo once again and he read it. "The hostage for Tom Riddle is Albus Dumbledore."
Sirius could not stop the laugh from escaping. He burst into loud laughter at the idea of Voldemort searching the lake for the whiskered fool.
"According to the TriWizard Laws," Ludo said. "Dumbledore is still competing if he is the hostage."
Everyone in the room started laughing then.
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The fourteenth of February found Harry and Fleur in the swankiest restaurant in Hogsmeade, the Red Dragon.
Harry had treated Fleur to a beautiful expensive dinner in the premises, and now they were walking about Hogsmeade eating some sweets from Honeydukes.
"Harry Potter," Tom ran up to Harry. "Do you remember me? I'm the kitchen sink that likes to get clogged by Dumbledore."
"SHUT UP TOM," came a roar.
"He's not happy I'm telling people that," Tom said, batting his eyes towards the direction of Dumbledore, who was advancing towards them. Harry and Fleur moved away quickly from Dumbledore's line of sight, but not before hearing a "Alby, I'd like to spend time on my favourite planet. I think you know the one I'm talking about."
Dumbledore didn't manage to run away on time before he was being dragged to the Hogsmeade Twenty Knuts Motel by a clearly horny Tom.
Harry and Fleur spent the next two hours of Valentine's Day by Hogwarts Lake. Sometimes they were just talking to each other. But most of the time the two locked lips and spent ages just kissing each other.
A loud scream came from Hogsmeade that tore the couple apart. Harry deduced correctly, and with a sick feeling in his stomach, that the scream came the Twenty Knuts Motel. His quickly forgot all about it when Fleur once again claimed his lips to herself.
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Harry was sitting waiting in the Common Room in the evening the day before the Second Task.
He knew it was coming. He knew he was going to be put underwater in the lake for the Second Task. After Fleur retrieved her egg from the grounds at the lake she and Harry went into the lake to decipher what the screaming was saying. After a minute of contemplating, she realised Harry would be the one taken from her. Harry had not liked it one bit but he said to he would be part of it just to make her happy. Fleur knew her other option would probably be her sister, and she didn't want her underwater in February. Harry knew of a way to stay underwater and not be cold. The next time he got free, he snuck out of the castle with Fleur, she apparated him to the nearest city which was several miles away. He had bought three dry suits for himself, Cho, and Hermione. He didn't get any for Dumbledore, having no desire to do something for him.
"Potter," came a voice from the entrance to the Common Room. "Professor McGonagall wants to see you."
Harry sighed and left the room with Moody towards the Headmistress' Office.
"What is THAT?" Moody asked as they were walking.
Harry noticed that Moody was looking at his attire. "It's a dry suit, Professor Moody," he said. "It will keep me warm underwater. It is February, after all."
Moody chuckled and walked up to the gargoyle outside McGonagall's office.
"Piertotum Locomotor," he spoke and the stairs ascended.
Hermione, Cho Chang, Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, Professor Babbling and McGonagall as well as Ludo Bagman were in the room. Harry was expecting to see Dumbledore. Sirius had sent him an amusing letter that Dumbledore would be the one sorely missed by Squibmort and it made him laugh. He had contacted Rita Skeeter with the information and she was prepared to have it ready the day the task ended. She had sent him a rough draft which made him laugh. The power of the press was his. Everyone in Wizarding Britain read the Daily Prophet and he had found out just after Halloween he owned the paper. He wondered what the press would do to him if he didn't own it or the Ministry blackmailed them.
It was explained to them of what was happening and that they would be under the lake as hostages for the champions to rescue.
Dumbledore had been subdued quickly as he tried to escape the room, he was screaming like a child that he wouldn't do it. He was now on the ground as stiff as a statue.
"By the way, what are those you three are wearing?" McGonagall asked, indicating the dry suits that Harry, Hermione, and Cho were wearing.
"These are dry suits, Professor," Harry explained. "It would keep us warmer underwater as we put many warm clothes on before we put this on."
McGonagall smiled briefly at the idea, but quickly reverted to her stern look. "Smart, Mr Potter."
"By the way, Professor," Harry asked bewilderedly. "What does Piertotum Locomotor mean?"
Professor McGonagall smiled slightly before saying, "I always wanted to use that spell."
"Could you three take those off?" Ludo Bagman grumbled, referring to the dry suits. "We'll put warming charms on you so you'll be fine."
"Warming Charms can only last for a short amount of time Mr Bagman," Hermione said. "The longest they last is only ten minutes, and I intend to stay warm, thank you very much."
Harry smiled at Hermione's cheeky but intelligent answer. Ludo Bagman looked very put out.
At six o clock that morning four unconscious bodies were lowered into the lake. The Merfolk came up to pick each body. They hadn't yet been told the names of the hostages, only who they were hostage for.
It was just when he was positioning Harry did the Merfolk man recognise Harry.
"WE'VE GOT HARRY POTTER DOWN HERE. WE'VE GOT HARRY POTTER DOWN HERE," he roared into the lake.
On the way back to shore Professors Flitwick and McGonagall felt something stir beneath the boat. Professor Babbling screamed as she saw a massive figure beneath the water moving very fast towards the Merfolk village.
"What was that?" she asked.
Minerva McGonagall smiled. "That Bathsheda, is the Giant Squid, Big Frankie."
"Why is he rushing to the Merfolk village?" Filius asked.
"I don't know Filius."
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Once Claktaken had shouted that into the lake, there was a massive rush from all directions of the Black Lake sea life who had heard of Harry Potter.
Big Frankie the Giant Squid was at the other end of the lake and had darted forward when he heard that the famous Harry Potter was in the lake. When he got there he got easy access. Despite his gentle nature, many in the lake feared him because of his size. He got through the crowds of merfish and other sea creatures. The moment he saw the sea horse he glared at it.
"Don't think I don't know what you are doing you dumb Each-uisge," he snarled at the water demon. "Go back or face me."
Detestare the Each-uisge snarled at the Giant Squid and left, transforming back into its last state.
"Is it really Harry Potter?"
"Are you sure it's The-Boy-Who-Lived?"
The questions stopped as Claktaken spoke, "I am deadly sure. No one else has that scar."
"Can we see him up close," came from a voice in the back.
"I really only meant for Big Frankie to hear," he said. "Harry Potter needs to be protected from that water-demon, and Big Frankie's the only one in the lake he's scared of."
Big Frankie stood tall and moved forward, delighted to have the chance to see Harry Potter up close. The war wasn't only known by the humans. Sphinxes, dragons, and many other creatures knew of the war and that it was stopped by Harry Potter. The young boy had been claimed a national hero and now here he was in front of him.
He glared at the other lake life and they all scattered.
Delighted at having Harry Potter so near them, the Head Mercreature Clackatank sent off his trusted aides for answers to some questions. It wasn't until after eight his people found out what he wanted to do to Harry Potter.
They were going to waken him and ensure he had a great time in their premises. They wanted to introduce Harry Potter to their world and reward him for his heroics.
He pressed his fingers to the throat of the boy lightly and chanted in his language with his fellow men. They all spoke the same words while a strong blue water tornado swirled around Harry Potter.
When the swirling stopped Harry's eyes opened. Harry did not look like himself anymore. He was now grey coloured all over his body and his wild dark hair was sticking up straight.
"Uh, hello," he said cautiously to the Merperson who was in front of him.
"Follow me," the Merperson grunted and swam off slowly, gesturing for Harry to follow him. Harry swam towards the Merperson, curious to see what he was asked to follow.
It was only when he arrived he realised he forgot Mad Eye's motto: Constant Vigilance. Why, oh why, did he follow this guy.
There was a large group of strange looking creatures in front of him. All were looking straight at him, all holding arrows instead of pitchforks.
"Harry Potter," a deep gravelly voice boomed. "Step forward and swim to me."
Harry looked ahead and saw a large overweight Merperson sitting on a throne like chair. He moved forward cautiously.
"For your services in the war that had transpired until fourteen years ago we bestow on you a gift. Come forward."
Harry knew he was not sleeping as he had already pinched himself rather hard and did not wake up.
"For your services to our world of magic we bestow on you a talent we have not given to anyone in over eight hundred years. Would you accept the gift to become a Water Mage?"
A Water Mage. He was getting the opportunity to become a Water Mage.
Smiling Harry spoke to the Chief Merperson, "It would be an honour to become a Water Mage."
The Chief Merperson closed his eyes and gave an almighty roar that shook the entire lake. A swirling water tornado encompassed him as the Water Magicks connected to him. The roaring of the Merperson continued for a full minute, shaking the entire lake like an earthquake, loosening several rocks in the seabed.
"FIRE!"
The Mercreatures shot the arrows in their crossbows into the air. The arrows went to the top of the lake before falling down and all landing around Harry who was in a swirling tornado of water.
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"Where are we?" Harry asked Clackatank, the Chief Merperson.
"This, Harry Potter is the sunken village of Haugh Wards," Clackatank said, gesturing to a sunken underwater village that they had arrived at. "Salazar Slytherin, Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, and Helga Hufflepuff were born here. They were originally going to name the school Haugh Wards but they just combined the two words into the name Hogwarts. When they were building Hogwarts there were a lot of problems with the attempted building. A building prank attempt that had gone wrong between Godric and Salazar caused a massive earthquake and had sunk the land that was next to Hogwarts, including the village. A few months after the build was complete, the founders filled the land with water so they could give Big Frankie the Giant Squid a home."
"The Giant Squid has been here for a thousand years," Harry exclaimed.
"To help with the protection of Hogwarts from all the angry witch hunters from back then," he said. "We have preserved this village and protected it from interference over the years. No one above the surface knows of this place anymore. I doubt the Ministry even knows of it. By the time the Ministry was created everyone forgot of this place."
"Why are you showing me this?" Harry asked.
"You have defeated the one they call Lord Voldemort and rescued our world," Clackatank said. "We believed we were in danger. For all we know he may have found the diary of Salazar Slytherin in the Chamber of Secrets and discovered the secrets of the lake."
"You know of the Chamber of Secrets?" Harry asked astounded.
"My many times great grandfather saw Salazar building it," he said. "The Chamber is under this lake."
"How did the Basilisk not kill you from being so near you?"
"Salazar told her not to harm us for when Vera swam in here," he said.
Harry sputtered, "The Basilisk was swimming here."
"Of course," Clackatank said. "Vera was so gentle with every one of us. She should be by soon."
At hearing this Harry felt faint. "Is the Basilisk still alive?"
Clackatank chuckled. "Did you really think a sword would kill her? We all heard the story."
Clackatank suddenly looked to his left and smiled. "Hello Vera."
To Harry's horror the massive fifty foot snake he thought he had killed was swimming towards him. He closed his eyes on instinct only to hear a soft, "Don't worry, child. I will not harm you. Open your eyes."
Slowly Harry opened his eyes. He looked into green eyes instead of the deadly yellow he had seen two years beforehand. Before he could think he spoke. "Why are you alive?" He clasped his hand to his mouth, praying he wasn't too rude.
He heard what sounded like a chuckle from the massive snake. "Come down to the Chamber on Tuesday night and I will explain. Today is Friday, is it not?"
Harry nodded. "I will see you then∞"
And with that the Basilisk swam far down to the deepest part of the lake.
"Where is she going?" Harry asked Clackatank.
"Back to the Chamber before the task starts," Clackatank said. "Don't need to scare everyone away."
Harry nearly jumped out of his skin as a massive roar rippled through the entire lake.
"Always a joy, that Vera," Clackatank smiled. "Probably roared to scare the humans above."
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As Clackatank said, the humans who were above in the stands, who were so far just the judges, dived under the table that was set up the moment they heard the roar.
It took ten minutes for them to come out from their hiding places and a further twenty to get Ludo Bagman out from under the table.
When nine in the morning came students and staff all piled into the stands in the middle of the lake for the task. The champions were already all there.
Fleur was in her bathing suit and the two male champions were wearing what looked like male tank tops.
Tom had been sent a packet of Gillyweed for the task by Harry, who acted as an unknown source as he believed that being married to Squibmort and alive was worse for Dumbledore than being dead. Tom was wearing a frilly pink swimsuit.
"Well, all our champions are ready for the second task, which will start on my whistle. They have precisely an hour to recover what has been taken from them. On the count of three, then. One … two … three!" Ludo Bagman called out in a Sonorus enhanced voice
The whistle echoed shrilly in the cold, still air; the stands erupted with cheers and applause; Fleur jumped into the lake and started swimming in the direction she believed the Merfolk were in.
Meanwhile, Harry himself was having an enjoyable time.
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"Can I play with Harry Potter, dada," a small voice said.
Clackatank smiled and picked up the small Merchild that had swam up to him. "Harry, this is my daughter Meenreagh."
"Hello Meenreagh," Harry said. "I'm Harry Potter."
"Can you play with me?"
Harry give a quick look at Clackatank who nodded.
"What would you like to do first?" Harry asked.
"I want to put some makeup on the white haired hostage," she smiled.
An evil smile appeared on Harry. "Okay let's go."
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Fleur swam towards where she believed Harry to be. She managed to dodge the Grindylow that tried to attack her and a strange looking sea-horse that lurked near the bottom.
She weaved her way through the tall green like grass and avoided a Hinkypunk looking like creature., continuing her trek towards Harry.
There it is. She saw what looked like a village up ahead. She swam as fast as she could only to arrive at a strange scene.
Harry was with what looked like a Merchild applying some kind of green and purple makeup on Dumbledore.
"Hi flower," Harry said, stealing a glance at her. "Want to help."
Mindlessly she found herself helping apply blue makeup on the disgraced former Headmaster.
She had no idea how long she was doing it for before she heard something what sounded like a squeal.
Harry looked up when he heard the "Ohmigod, Alby, you look gorgeous." Tom had arrived.
Harry stifled his laughter when he saw what Tom was wearing. The pink swimsuit was indeed doing him wonders.
"Put some of that make-up on me, honey Harry," Tom gushed.
Eager for the opportunity Harry applied the strange green stuff to Tom's face. Meenreagh applied the purple stuff to his hair. Smiling she went back to Dumbledore and put the purple stuff into his hair.
"Looks like I'll have to leave now, Meenreagh," Harry said, seeing Fleur motioning to her watch. Viktor and Cedric were just arriving.
"Don't go, Harry," Meenreagh wailed.
"Don't worry, sweetie," Harry smiled. "I will be back soon, I promise."
Harry began swimming to the surface with Fleur. Viktor and Cedric weren't far behind with their hostages. Tom was moving slower with Dumbledore.
Fleur won the highest points for the Second Task.
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The moment Dumbledore reached the surface he awoke like the other hostages.
"Get off me Tom," he growled.
"I'm so glad you're alive," Tom wailed happily. "I was hoping you'd survive and we'd be together forever."
At hearing that Dumbledore ducked underwater, intending to drown himself and pulling Tom underwater to try and drown him too.
However Clackatank was not going to have the half skunk or the whiskered fool return to the water after hearing what they had done to Harry Potter. With a mighty throw Dumbledore and Tom were thrown out of the water by Big Frankie. Students cheered as they caught sight of him. Deciding to put on a show he went towards the stands and used the opportunity to swim around the stands. He moved his head out of the water and tricked the blonde haired moron named Draco Malfoy standing there into believing he was going to eat him before going back into the water.
On the shore Dumbledore was still holding onto Tom in the same way he had tried to drown him. Tom used the opportunity to lean over and had given Dumbledore a sloppy kiss.
FLASH!
Dumbledore pushed Tom away and noticed Rita Skeeter with her photographer right in front of him. Rita was smiling in a predatorily way at him.
Why is it always me, he screamed in his mind.
"Hey, look Alby," Tom said. "We both now have purple hair. Don't we look amazing together, honey bunny."
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Severus Snape smiled as he looked around his new store.
He had opened a potions apothecary on the edge between Diagon Alley and Knockturn. He did not have an opening because he knew that Fanny would indeed embarrass him to the visiting public.
He heard the opening bell chime that meant he had his first customer. His smile went away when he saw who it was.
"BROWN," he practically screamed. "Get out of my store."
Lavender Brown had come in to the store and made her way to him. Or rather, to his shoulder.
"The place looks great Fanny," Lavender said, looking around the store. "You did a good job with the designs."
"I know," Fanny preened. "I just wish Sevvy had let me make the walls pink."
"You should have made the walls pink, Sevvy," Lavender said, looking at Snape disapprovingly. "You would get so much customers if you had done that."
The vein that had been throbbing on Severus' forehead was too much for the man and his face fell forward as he slumped in dismay into the bowl of fruit.
"You need to stop doing that Sevvy," Fanny giggled. "I wanted to make the register a floating balloon but he wouldn't agree with me, so I settled for a floating picture of the gorgeous Harry Potter."
Severus Snape really wanted to scream.
