AN: Songs- Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch me. Just that one this time.
Also note that this chapter (and the last one of this universe) are the reason we have an M rating folks. It isn't graphic (cause the movies only R) but it is enough for me to make this warning.
"You know," Emerald started, extremely confused by what they were watching, "I think I may be using my semblance on myself. My entire life is an illusion."
Port's office is shown again. He looks right at the audience before speaking, "There are those who say that life is an illusion."
"Yep, I'm deceiving myself right now," Emerald said with conviction.
Mercury rolled his eyes, "Em, the boss's kid disabled your semblance, remember?"
"But what if I imagined that to fool myself?" Emerald retorted, "And why am I talking to you, you don't exist."
Mercury rolled his eyes and thumped Emerald lightly on the head. "Ow!"
"Your illusions have no substance, remember? If I was your semblance, I couldn't have hit you. It's all real," Mercury sighed.
"Then what in the world are we watching?" Emerald asked in shock.
"And that reality is simply a figment of the imagination." He finished.
He shrugged before continuing, "If this is so then Neptune and Weiss are quite safe."
"I doubt it," Weiss sighed, "Even if life was an illusion, Jaune still just killed Penny."
"I'd like to get more into the theory of life as an illusion," Ren stated, "It poses an interesting philosophy of life that…"
"I can assure you, Mr. Ren," Ozpin sighed, "Life is not an illusion."
He squinted more than he already was and continued, "However, the sudden departure of their host and his creation into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy."
"Yeah," Neptune noted, "but I think the casual murder left us more uneasy than that."
"A feeling which grew," he said weirdly, "as the other guests departed and they were shown to their separate rooms."
"If their going to be married, why do they need separate rooms?" Pyrrha asked.
Jaune sighed, "I would guess it's for one of the other me's schemes."
Back at the castle, Ruby, already in the anger phase of her grief, pushed Weiss into a red tinted room. She threw a pink robe in after her and departed.
"What's wrong with me?" Ruby asked, "I'd never act like that!"
"Right," Yang rubbed the back of her neck, "You missed it cause you were dancing. You and Penny were a thing before Jaune killed her."
"A thing?" Penny asked as Ruby went wide eyed.
"You and Ruby were a romantic couple, Penny," Winter explained.
"Oh," Penny tilted her head, "That's intriguing."
Weiss glanced at her out of the corner of her eye. She gained nothing form the girl's expression.
Weiss jumped a little when the door slammed. She soon began to examine the room, finding a small camera in the corner.
"Well, that's not surprising," Weiss noted.
"Really?" Blake raised an eyebrow, "You're not upset by the voyeurism?"
Weiss shrugged, "So far, it's the least offensive thing he's done."
Ren and Nora were back in the lab. They were supposed to be cleaning up, but instead they were watching the monitor and spying on Weiss.
"Enjoying the show you two?" Neo teased.
Nora and Ren blushed, but Weiss smirked at the joke.
A similar scene with Neptune occurred, except the room wasn't tinted red and he got a blue robe. He just stood in the room dumbfounded.
Ren and Nora watched as Weiss got in bed.
A few hours passed and Weiss was lying in bed trying to go to sleep. The room was still tinted red and she had the shears around her bed drawn so all we could make out were shadows.
"That's a strange way for us to view this," Summer commented.
"You'll appreciate it shortly," Gordeau sighed.
There was a knock on her door and she gasped. She sat up in bed quickly. "Who is it? Who's there?"
The door opened and Neptune's voice was heard softly, "It's only me, Weiss." His shadow was now seen.
"Oh, boy," Weiss sighed.
"Hey, look at it this way Ice Queen," Qrow shrugged, "It could be worse."
Weiss had to admit the former drunk had a point.
"Oh," Weiss sighed, "Neptune, darling, come in." She pulls her covers back to let Neptune into bed.
Instead of getting next to her and cuddling like she thought he was going to, he got right on top of her and planted a kiss on her lips.
"Well, there you go man," Sun slapped his friend on the back, "You got it with Weiss."
Neptune raised an eyebrow, "Something seems off about this."
Weiss was surprised but not against what was happening.
Neptune's hips started moving, grinding against hers.
"Yes, Neptune!" she exclaimed before a thought came to her mind, "Oh, but what if,"
"There is a camera in the room," Raven remembered, "They could still be watching."
Her question went unanswered as Neptune interrupted her, "It's all right, Weiss. Everything's going to be all right."
"Oh," Weiss swooned, "I hope so my darling." Neptune kissed her neck as she ran her fingers through his hair.
Doing this, however, led to the wig coming off, revealing it to not be Neptune at all, but Jaune.
Everyone's jaw hit the floor. No one had any idea what was happening.
"Well," Qrow finally stammered, "It got worse."
Neptune shook himself out of his mind, "I told you something was off."
Weiss screamed, "Oh, it's you!"
If we could see his face Jaune would've smirked, "I'm afraid so, Weiss. But isn't it nice?"
"Wow," Pyrrha sighed out. This version of Jaune may have been a beast, but he definitely knew what he was doing. If she closed her eyes and just listened, it was pretty hot.
"Oh!" She screamed indignantly, "You beast! You monster! What have you done with Neptune?" She pounded his chest and sat the both of them up.
"Well," Jaune started concerned before turning cocky, "nothing. Why do you think I should?"
"You tricked me!" Weiss cry-screamed, "I wouldn't have. I've never, never," she began crying.
"So," Yang said teasingly, "That true, Weiss?"
Weiss huffed, "That's none of your business."
"So, a yes then," Yang smirked.
"I didn't say that," Weiss scoffed.
"Yeah, but you didn't deny it," Blake noted, "It's a little obvious."
Weiss grimaced at the pair.
Again, Jaune would've smirked, he cupped Weiss's face to comfort her, "Yes. Yes, I know."
"How?" Velvet asked, "That's a pretty personal thing for him to just know.
"But it isn't all bad, is it?" he asked as he gently pushed back down onto the bed.
"I think you really will find it quite pleasurable." He said as he started planting kisses on her again.
Ozpin glanced at his son and whispered, "Is this why Oscar's not here?"
Gordeau nodded slowly.
They both said something at the same time.
Jaune was saying, "So soft, so sensual."
Weiss yelled, "Stop. I mean, HELP!"
As Weiss yelled Jaune shushed her, "Neptune's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like this?" He lifted her legs up so they were straight in the air, his hips between them.
"Pyrrha?" Nora looked over at the champion, "You okay?"
The champion had her eyes closed, imagining her version of Jaune doing something similar to her.
When no response came, Jaune looked over to see what Pyrrha was doing. For once in his life, Jaune actually understood what was happening. He shook her lightly.
Pyrrha jolted out of her vision. She looked over to Jaune and the two blushed.
"Oh!" she screamed, "Like this? Like how? It's your fault! You're to blame!"
She calmed down a little bit before continuing, "I was saving myself."
"Bit of an old-fashioned notion," Roman commented.
"But still practiced by some," Winter noted.
He grabbed her face gently and locked eyes with her. He chuckled, "Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet."
He leaned in to kiss her. She stopped him but not forcefully, "Promise you won't tell Neptune?"
"Cross my heart and hope to die," Jaune promised.
They leaned back onto the bed both moaning and laughing with delight.
"Oh, please tell me we're not watching the whole thing," Weiss put her face in her hands.
Unknown to the pair in bed, Nora and Ren had watched the whole thing. Seeing that Jaune was distracted Ren walked away from the screen. He and Nora shared a sinister smirk.
"Oh, thank you!" Weiss sighed.
"Really?" Ilia raised her eyebrow, "Nothing about being watched."
Weiss shrugged, "Again, worse things have already happened."
He turned to the bridal suite where Cardin was lying, chained by his ankles to the bed. He walked away and Nora undressed him with her eyes.
Neo smirked, "Well, just jump on him if you're gonna be that obvious about it."
Nora blushed profusely.
Ren grabbed a candelabra from by the bed and shoved it into Cardin's face, hissing as he did.
The brute grunted in terror before breaking his chains and running away. Ren chased him with the fire, laughing maniacally.
"Huh," Tai noted, "Kid's got a cruel streak."
"Hopefully it's just another quirk of this universe," Sun suggested.
"It is," Ren noted quickly.
Cardin climbed down the elevator shaft and ran through the castle. Ren threw a candle down after him.
Ren and Nora did their weird hand thing again, though much slower this time. Afterward, Ren embraced her and placed a very wet kiss on her neck.
Ren smirked. He wasn't embarrassed by his feelings like he knew Nora was. He just had a hard time expressing himself in words. If he and Nora ever did get together, this would probably be similar to how it happened.
The scene suddenly cuts to Neptune's bedroom. It is flooded with blue light this time, though the set up is the same as Weiss's room. He is lying in bed with the shears drawn.
"Oh, no!" Neptune went wide-eyed, "I think I know what's about to happen."
Weiss, in her pink robe suddenly bursts into the room. "Oh, Neptune, darling, it's no good here! It'll destroy us!" she yells and hops into bed with him, crying into his shoulder.
"If it is," Mercury noted, "He does a great impression of the Ice Queen."
"Don't worry Weiss," he comforted, "We'll be away from here in the morning."
"Oh, Neptune," Weiss swooned, "You're so strong and protective." She began kissing his shoulder.
He chuckled and stroked her hair.
And that's when the wig came off revealing it to be Jaune.
"Called it," Neptune sighed.
"And we all believed you," Velvet agreed.
"YOU?" Neptune yelled.
Jaune would've smirked if we could see his face, "I'm afraid so, Neptune. But isn't it nice?"
"Why you," Neptune started angrily, "What have you done with Weiss?"
"Nothing," Jaune started, "Why, do you think I should?"
"You tricked me!" Neptune stated angrily, "I wouldn't have. I've never, never. Never!"
"Isn't that the same thing Weiss said?" Summer asked.
"It is not exactly the same, but the point is the same," Penny noted, "In fact, most of the dialogue for the two scenes is the same so far."
She quickly raised an eyebrow, "By the way, was that reproduction?"
"Nah," Roman shrugged, "That was just sex."
Penny tilted her head, "What is the difference?"
"One is for having kids, the other for pleasure," Roman went on, oblivious to the fact that he just gave this girl her first sex talk. If he had looked at Winter, he would have noted that he had screwed up.
Winter sighed. Now I have to give that girl the actual sex talk. How do I give that talk to a robot?
"Yes, I know," Jaune started, "But it isn't all bad, is it? Not even half bad. I think you'll really quite enjoy it."
Jaune began kissing Neptune's body trailing down towards his area. They were both saying things at the same time.
Jaune said, "So soft. So sensual."
Neptune cried out, "No, stop, stop, no. WEISS!"
Jaune shushed him, "Weiss is probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like this?" He lifted Neptune's legs straight up and put his hips in between them.
Neptune quickly sat up, "Like this? Like how? It's your fault! You're to blame! I thought it was the real thing!"
"It is," Ilia scowled, "That would be like saying that sex between Sundae and I wouldn't be real."
"I get it," Neptune agreed, "I don't share his view."
He pointed at Jaune accusingly. Jaune shrugged it off, "Oh, come on, Neptune, admit it. You liked it, didn't you? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure."
"Well, that depends on where you do it," Qrow teased.
Summer, Tai, and Raven glared at him, while everyone else ignored him.
They all figured the man was talking about himself, but the trio knew what her was referencing. They were just glad no one asked.
He pushed Neptune back onto the bed, "Oh, Neptune, you've wasted so much time already," he started placing kisses again, "Weiss needn't know. I won't tell her."
"Well," Neptune thought, "You promise you won't tell?"
Jaune replied in between kisses, "On my mother's grave."
"So, now he's had sex with both of them, and promised not to tell the other," Cinder smirked, "I feel like that won't last. I'd tell when it could hurt them most."
Neptune leaned back and Jaune moved down to his package. If the curtain wasn't there, we would clearly see Jaune giving Neptune a blowjob.
Neptune and Jaune looked at each other. They silently vowed never to talk about this again.
Suddenly, the hidden screen in the room lights up with Ren's face, "Master," he started, "Cardin has broken his chains and vanished. The new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds. Nora has just released the dogs."
"It was his fault!" Blake noted, "Ren scared him free."
"Those two are scheming something, I can tell," Emerald squinted at the screen.
Jaune looked up from Neptune and scoffed, "Coming." He said before going back to what he was doing.
"So's Neptune," Yang joked. Everyone except Jaune and Neptune laughed at the joke.
Ruby's laugh was covered by everyone else, so no one realized she got the joke.
Weiss was sitting up in bed crying, "What is happening here? Where's Neptune? Where's anybody?"
Cardin was outside in the rain running for his life from the dogs chasing him.
Weiss wandered the house until she reached the elevator, "Oh, Neptune!" she got in the elevator, "Neptune, my darling. Oh! How could I have done this to you?"
"It seemed fairly easy," Neo noted.
She hit the button and the elevator started moving.
She reached the lab and started lamenting about the nights events, "Oh! If only we hadn't made this journey."
"But you did," Ruby noted.
"If only the car hadn't broken down."
"But it did," Yang added.
"Oh! If only we were amongst friends."
"But you're not," Blake stated.
"Or sane persons."
"But…"
"But I'm not, okay, I get it, can we move on?" Weiss yell asked.
"Oh, Neptune." She said worriedly, she turned to the viewscreen and got an idea, "What have they done with him?"
"Same thing they did to you," Yang noted.
She pulled the lever and the screen showed Neptune sitting on the side of the bed smoking a cigarette. Jaune lay in the bed. He was taking a nap.
"Neptune." She gasped in surprise, "Oh, Neptune! How could you?"
"Wow," Mercury said with an eyeroll, "Double standard much?"
"I hate to agree with him," Jaune sighed, "But he makes a good point."
She began crying, until she heard someone else in the room crying too.
She walked over to the tank. The cover was inside now and was moving like someone was under it. She removed it to reveal Cardin lying there, crying.
He stood up. Weiss could see he was covered in cuts, bruises, and dirt.
Ruby chuckled, "For all the muscles, Cardin looks so sad and hurt like that."
Weiss gasped, "You're hurt!" she got upset and put on the classic Weiss scolding face, "Did they do this to you?"
Cardin nodded, and Weiss pumped her fist to the ground in frustration. She ripped the bottom of her underskirt off, "Here. I'll dress your wounds."
"Aw," Ruby teased, "Nice Weiss strikes again."
Weiss glared at her team leader.
As she dressed the wound on his left hand, he moved his right hand over and caressed Weiss's hands. She looked up to see Cardin looking at her gently. She stood up as an idea ran through her head.
"That is your 'bad idea' face sister," Winter sighed, "Whatever you're thinking of doing, don't."
Weiss blushed at her sister's insight.
Port's voice is heard like narration, "Emotion: Agitation or disturbance of mind; vehement or excited mental state."
"And he's back," Raven sighed.
Port's office is shown and it is clear he is reading from a dictionary.
He turned to the audience, "It is also a powerful and irrational master. And from what Nora and Ruby eagerly viewed on their television monitor,"
The scene changed to a bedroom that was clearly shared by Nora and Ruby. They were both in their pajamas. Nora was blow drying her hair, and Ruby was painting Nora's toenails. Port finished his statement, "There seemed little doubt that Weiss was indeed its slave."
Nora and Ruby both looked at the monitor and mocked Weiss, "Tell us about it, Weiss." They both said.
"Well," Yang chuckled, "They made my joke for me."
Weiss sighed, "I really wish you'd find a different target for those."
"Hey," Sun objected, "It was me last universe."
Music started up and Weiss started singing. She was stroking Cardin's hand.
W: I was feeling done in
W: Couldn't win
W: I'd only ever kissed before.
Back in Ruby and Nora's room, Ruby looked at Nora incredulously.
R: You mean she-
N: Uh-huh
"Oh, no," Yang shook her head, "You don't get to make that judgement, Ruby."
"Yang," Qrow sighed, "Guys, she's not a little kid anymore. Let her think and do what she wants."
"Yeah," Ruby agreed, "I'm seventeen, Yang. I don't need you controlling my life anymore."
Yang glared at her sister. They were going to have a serious talk later.
Weiss looked into Cardin's eyes and he smiled.
W: I thought there's no use getting
W: Into heavy petting.
W: It only leads to trouble and seat wetting
"That would be a problem," Weiss noted.
"And a pretty funny spectacle," Nora laughed.
Nora laughed as Weiss continued.
W: Now all I want to know
W: Is how to go.
W: I've tasted blood and I want more.
Ruby and Nora leaned closer to the monitor.
RU, N: More, More, More
"So, now I'm going to have sex with Cardin too," Weiss sighed.
"I'm so sorry for you," Velvet hung her head for Weiss.
Weiss ripped her underskirt off to reveal her panties. She moved closer to Cardin seductively.
W: I'll put up no resistance
W: I want to stay the distance
Ruby and Nora shot up and gasped.
"Eh," Nora shrugged, "Probably close to what I would actually do."
Ruby and Weiss shook their heads, before both saying, "Not me."
W: I've got an itch to scratch.
They pair of girls did it again with giant smiles on their faces.
W: I need assistance
Weiss moved to sit on the tank and wrapped her arms around Cardin's shoulders.
W: Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch me
W: I want to be dirty
Weiss turned entirely red. Sure she had urges, but she never wanted them vocalized that blatantly.
She pulled Cardin closer. He actually tried to turn away from the sexually crazed woman but she pulled him back. Nora and Ruby watched with antici….pation.
W: Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
W: Creature of the night
Weiss got in the tank with Cardin before continuing.
W: Then if anything grows (Giggles)
Yang and Tai laughed at the pun, as Weiss stayed beet red and the rest of the audience groaned.
W: While you pose
W: I'll oil you up and rub you down.
The female duo leaned closer again.
RU, N: Down, Down, Down
Weiss approached Cardin and he kept smiling.
Weiss already hated this universe. Now, forcing her to watch a different version of herself do it with Cardin, she wished she would have stayed missing with the rest of the world.
W: And that's just one small fraction
W: Of the main attraction
The duo gasped again.
W: You need a friendly hand
W: And I need action
Weiss put Cardin's hands on her boobs. He began to fondle them.
Neo chuckled, "Not much there to work with."
Weiss began to glare at her, so Neo put her hands up, "I mean no offense, just that they're not the biggest out there. I mean look who I'm with."
Ilia wasn't sure if she should blush, or be mad that Neo had called her boobs small.
W: Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, touch me
W: I want to be dirty
Weiss was enjoying the feeling and Cardin was mesmerized.
W: Thrill me, Chill me, Fulfill me
W: Creature of the night
The duo began to mock Weiss, though they started groping each other as well.
RU: Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, touch me.
N: Oh, I want to be dirty
Yang was getting angry. First Cardin, then Jaune, then Penny, and now Nora. If one more person came on to her sister.
"Yang…" Blake looked at her with a stern look.
Yang grumbled and folded her arms.
RU: Thrill me, Chill me, Fulfill me.
N: Creature of the night.
Nora looked at Ruby and chuckled, "Nope. Sorry Ruby, not my type."
Ruby shrugged, "That's okay."
Weiss moaned as the two descended into the tank.
W: Touch-a, Touch-a, Touch-a, touch me
W: OH, I want to be dirty
Ruby pounced on Nora and the two girls progressed through fits of laughter.
W: Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
W: Creature of the Night
Cardin moved on top of Weiss. In her vision the person on top of her changed with every line to someone else she had seen that night.
C: Creature of the night
NE: Creature of the night?
J: Creature of the night
NO: Creature of the night
RE: Creature of the night
RU: Creature of the night
C: Creature of the night!
W: Creature of the night.
Weiss sighed as the song ended, though she did enjoy the moment when Ruby (even if it was a hallucination) was on top of her. This universe had a lot of sex in it.
Qrow, Ozpin, and surprisingly Ruby were glad Oscar wasn't here. Having to explain things to Penny was awkward, but poor Oscar didn't need to see it.
AN: I got nothing, no new cast so not much to say. I do want to answer some reviews though. Normally, I try to answer via pm, but I wanted to hit a few of these here.
Ak-Jayden: One of the most fun parts of this fic for me is watching the cast in roles that aren't there's. Doing other Fanfics makes that part non-existent, so I don't plan on doing them.
Guest: Uncharted 2 is coming. I don't want to do them too close together, but it is coming
Guest (from a while ago sorry): I do have Lazarevic as someone else. I agree with you that he is much more cruel than anyone from RWBY (except maybe Cinder), but Lazarevic is the perfect opportunity to start to teach a certain character a lesson.
As for the others, please note that I read all of the reviews and private messages. I am not responding to requests, but I do take all of them into consideration. As I stated though, I have a large list already set, so it may be a while. See you Friday.
