I do not own Transformers. All original Transformers belong to rightful owners!

I also do not own ANY songs, name brands or media used in this story (Don't Sue me please!).

I DO own Celestial Jazmine Jackson and her cat Minty...and the plot.

Props to; Mywinx14, Nocturna-she-devil and mklover2013 For following!

Props to; Mywinx14, Nocturna-she-devil and mklover2013 For adding this story to their favorite's list!

Major thanks to; Mywinx14 and ashley0921 for Following me! I appreciate it!

Major thanks to; Mywinx14 and Don't judge me I'm a Fangirl for adding me to their list of Favorite authors! I appreciate it

Rebecca Frost: I'm glad that you found that to be great! I'm glad that you liked it!

Jazzilynn Hall: *Grin turns wicked* Oh you think that huh? You'll like this chapter then! She may think that now but who knows? Oh and keep an eye on the author's notes! They're important!

DJ Jazzy-D: Glad you found it funny! And though she wasn't seen by them when she was in there or on her way out, her little secret wont stay a secret for long!

{Text: "} =Com. Link/text message/ phone call. (specified)

Jazz's pov

Have you ever had someone try to avoid you, and then pretend that it's totally okay? I haven't spoken so much as eleven words to my charge in a week. The first day I didn't notice, the second she turned bright red when she saw me and walked away. That put me off, but not too much since she did almost get eaten by sharks. Which puzzles me, Jersey rarely has shark attacks, and then to make things stranger, there was a weird silver flash of light in between Celeste and the shark before the shark swam away. At first I thought that it was the boat, but looking back on the memory file the boat was behind her, and that shark looked like it had hit something, and that it hit hard. But I digress. The point is that after the first three days, I got suspicious. I know she has a lot of work to do, what with the new press she got, and with twice the amount of soldiers to sew for, but that still doesn't explain why she ran away from me two days in a row. I mean she was running like Unicron was chasing her yesterday, and the day before, she would turn around and walk away if she saw me. Even if I was coming into the cafeteria for some energon she would either hunch down in her chair or get up and run away. Did I say something I shouldn't have? Did I do something wrong? Was she actually mad about taking us to the car wash? For the love of Primus, WHAT DID I DO?!

"Hey, I'll catch you later Kaela. I gotta go feed Minty." She said. She's just around the corner! Now's my chance! "Hey Celeste!"

"H…Hey Jazz. Sorry, can't talk gotta go bye!" She said as she tried to run past me. Before she could get halfway up the hall I scooped her up and sat down against the wall. "Now hold on. Where ya goin' so quick?"

"I…I gotta feed Minty! Can't leave him hungry you know. So yeah…uh hmm. If you'll just put me down, I can do that so he doesn't starve. Wouldn't want him to do that, hey I even think I can hear him meowing from here!" She said desperately as she wriggled around in my grasp. "Celeste, what's goin' on? Ya've been 'voiding me fo' a week now."

"Avoiding? What? Me? No, I haven't been avoiding you Jazz! Don't be silly!"

"Then why have ya tried to run from me?"

"I…I haven't been running per say."

"For someone who can tell when others are lyin' yer a terrible liar."

"I'm not lying!"

"Are too."

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"Am not!"

"Are too."

"Am not! Am not! Am not! Am not! Am not infinity!"

She shouted before sticking her tongue out at me. "Yer hiding somethin'. C'mon jus' tell the Jazz man what's goin' on."

"I'm not hiding anything!"

"Ya know, even though most o' us aint medics, we can still monitor yer heart rates."

"Y…you can?"

"Yep. An right now, yer's is higher than it normally is 'round me. Wanna 'xplain why?"

She turned bright red. What on earth is her problem with me? "Did I say somethin' to upset ya or somethin'?"

"Na…no. No not at all. C…can you please put me down now?"

"Hmmmm. Nope."

"W…why? Why Jazz?"

"Cause yer hidin' somethin'. An as head o' special ops it's my job to find out what it is. By any means necessary. Even torture." I said watching as her eyes grew wider before they narrowed. "Autobots don't believe in torture. You told me so yourself."

"I did. But I also said that we preferred more…humane forms o' it. Like fo' 'xample, over stimulation of sensory arrays."

"Over stimulation of what? That sounds painful."

"Nah, it aint painful…usually. Its jus, uncomfortable fo' us cause we do it to make one feel uncomfortable. We could even use it on humans, but the effect is different, so is the name."

"It is?"

"Yeah. It's called…TICKLE TOURTURE!"

I said as I began to poke and wiggle my digits around in her tummy making her shriek with surprised laughter. Her wriggling picked up and I had to pin her down so that she wouldn't roll out of my hand. "Now are ya gonna tell me what I wanna know?"

"Ja AHAAAHAHAHAHAAA AZZZ! ST-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA-HPP! PLEEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE EEEZZE!"

"What're the magic words?"

"PLEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I CAHAHAHANT ST-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAND IT! PLEASE OH PLEASE! STAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHP!"

"Mmmm. Not the words I was looking for. Try again." I said as I moved my digits from her stomach to her sides. This made her laughter go up an octave as she continued to wriggle and giggle loudly.

"Coochie coochie coo! I aint gonna quit till ya tell!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOO! DON'T SAY THAHAHAHAHAHAHAT!"

"Why? Does it TICKLE TICKLE TICKLE you more? Awww! Somebody is ticklish!"

I cooed as she squealed even louder.

"HEEEELLLLLPPPP MEEEE HEE HEE HEEEEEEEEEE! PLEEEEEAAAAAAZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEE! SOMEBODY HELP!"

"Ah ah ah! You aint goin' nowhere till ya tell me what yer hiding! An I'm gonna get that info!"

I said as I gently pulled off her flip flops revealing her milky white soles. She gasped for air as I repositioned her, holding her delicate feet up. Her eyes sparkled as I wiggled my fingers menacingly. "Are ya gonna tell?"

"N…no…please. Not there. Not that, anything but that!"

She begged through her giggles. I couldn't stop the devious grin that came to my face as I gently stroked one sole making her squeak while thrashing to get away. "Oooo! Looks like somebody's super sensitive!"

"N..n…n…no! No please! Jazz! PLEAAASSSSEEEE!"

She begged. Too late.

"Coochie coochie coochie coo! Time to tickle your little toes!" I crooned as she began to laugh madly. I would have continued if somebody hadn't cleared their throat. Looking down I saw Will and Epps standing next to my right peede smirking up at us. "Do I even wanna know what she did to you?" Epps chuckled. "HELP ME PLEAASE!" She wailed from my hand. "If you don't mind, I need your charge. We have a very sensitive mission for her." He said smiling. "This aint over 'Leste. "I said as I put her down. She swayed for a few seconds before she scampered behind Epps.

"L…lemme guess. Your wives know you're stateside and you need me to babysit?"

"Bingo. I warn you, that it won't be easy."

She snorted while rolling her eyes. "Pffft. If they're anything like their fathers, I think I'll somehow manage." She said with a wide grin. "Riiigghhtt. You do know we're talking about three little girls here on base right?"

"Yep. Now I assume you have the necessary information for me."

"Which would be?"

"I need their measurements, height, weight, favorite colors, favorite Disney characters this includes princesses and princes, favorite My Little Pony characters, food allergies, foods they can have, foods they can't have, fears, their favorite movies, favorite super heroes, favorite games both virtual and pretend, Favorite songs, favorite music, places they are known to hide in, general allergens, and their ages."

"Is that all?" Will asked in amazement making her shrug. "If I'm gonna sit for you, I need to know these things, and the sooner the better. I only have 24 hours to prepare."

"H... how did you know that?"

"I can see the nervousness in your eyes, as well as excitement." She said dryly as they walked off talking about what she needed to know. Do I think I would have gotten her secret out of her by all that tickling? Eventually maybe. In all honesty I did have fun, and I do love hearing her laugh, but I really wanna know what's getting at her. Maybe if I asked the other's they'd know.

My quest for answers led me to the rec room where the three were lounging playing video games while their guardians watched.

{Bee: "You get anything on why Celeste's been avoiding you?"}

{Me: "Nada. She's hidin' somethin', but what could it fraggin' be?! It's like after we got back from the wash, she's been uncomfortable with me."}

{Skids: "Pfft. Femme probably got creeped out by yo admittin' to bein' tickilish."}

{Bee: "That doesn't make sense. Most femmes think it's cute that we're that sensitive. At least Kaela and the femme soldiers think so."}

{Mudflap: "An' besides, Jazz would make most femmes swoon at his innuendos."}

{Me: "Nah mech, didn't mean it like that. It aint a secret that if ya brush a bot's sensory array a certain way that it tickles."}

{Bee: "Sooooo?"}

{Me: "I dunno. I jus' wanna get back to the way things were."}

Bee raised an optic ridge as he opened up a private channel while simultaneously cheering Sam and Mikaela on.

{Bee: "But that's just it Jazz. You don't want things to go back to normal."}

{Me: "Wha'da mean by that?"}

{Bee: "I mean that you love her, and you're too shy to tell her."}

{Me: "Seriously Bee man? Tha- "}

{Bee: "Jazz, I heard you talking to yourself in Sari's dimension. You like her and you like her a lot."}

{Me: "I don' even know what to feel. I wanna be angry at ya for listen in, but at the same time- "}

{Bee: "Jazz, it's cool. I totally support you. Frankly I think it would be cool if you courted each other, not to forget to mention that she's made for you. You both love music, you both have a way with cultures, you're both laid back, you both care about the bots and people around you, face it it's meant to be."}

He said as he took a controller and began to start playing leaving me speechless. That is a feat in it of itself. He's right, but at the same time, what if she doesn't feel the same? I mean, I don't wanna end our friendship by making her think that I'm in love with her. But at the same time I do love her. But at the same time, the friend zone is a lonely place, and it's not like it would work out. But at the same time, there aren't many femmes left so what's stopping me? What would the others think? Well Bee's on board, but the other's probably think that I'm glitched for loving an organic! But what's so wrong with that? Bee loves Sam and Mikaela, but like in a family like way, and that's okay. Hide and Chromia love Annabelle like their own sparkling and that's okay. So what's so wrong with loving Celestial like she's my sparkmate? Not to forget to mention that some blogs say that the best and longest lasting relationships between spouses often start out as friends.

{Me: "Do ya think that Sam, 'Kaela, an' Leo know why she's actin' so strange?"}

{Bee: "Maybe, but don't you think that Celeste might have figured it out on her own? You did comfort her after the shark attack, and you did buy her that stuffed alpaca."}

She is smart. And I have kinda been hinting at the fact that I like her. But I thought that I was keeping my love of her a better secret.

{Me: "frag. She is good at readin' people, and she can see right through me!"}

{Bee: "So what are you gonna do?"}

{Me: "I gotta talk to her!"}

{Bee: "ATTA MECH! YOU CAN DO THIS! YOU'VE FACED WORSE!"}

{Me: "THAT'S FRAGGIN' RIGHT! I FRAGGING FACED MEGATRON FOR PRIMUS SAKE!"}

{Bee: "THAT'S THE SPIRIT! NOW GO GET HER!"}

He said cheering me on as I strode out of the room down the hall and to her quarters. I knocked on the door…

"Just a second!"

The door opened to reveal her in a form fitting tank top, and a black pair of shorts with her hair done in its natural gorgeous wavy curls. All she saw was thin air. I chickened out. No I don't know why I ran like a scared little sparkling. I just did.

A Day later

Celestial had spent the whole night making outfits for Annabelle and Epps' girls, and the work seemed to have paid off since the three were running around the rec room twirling about. Celeste even had her own gown to wear, and let me say that she looked stunning in it. After the first introductions, demonstrations of hypnotism, (we now know that Will is very aware of his surroundings when hypnotized) and after reassuring that everything would be okay, she was left with the three bubbly toddlers. Annabelle and her friends aren't much older than three and a half or four, so I guess they still count as toddlers. And it's almost like Celeste knows what they're thinking all the time. They watched movies with the sparklings, and they were all about princesses. Each of the sparklings had their own crown to wear, and Celeste even made the girls their own tiaras. After a few movies, the girls had a potty break, played a few games, one of which being tag, which is how I got roped into the madness. After another bathroom break, and after Celeste kissed one of Epps' daughter's knees all better, we had a royal tea party. Yes, I sat still in a feather boa and crown sitting next to Replenish and Minty who were dressed similarly, while we poured juice and spoke about princesses and preschool. Apparently Annabelle was learning how to write and read a little bit while Epps' daughters (I think their names are Shauna and Lina) were learning their abc's, complex shapes and advanced colors. (Aren't all colors simple colors? I thought so…) once the small tea party interlude was done; they went back to watching movies. The first being Mulan. It's basically about this chick, who seriously doesn't fit in in her society. To keep her dad safe, she pretends to be a boy and fight, which if you ask me is strange. Not the idea of dressing like the opposite gender…I did that for a couple of long term missions undercover in Decepticon territory near the beginning of the war. Oh don't judge me! Plenty of spies on both sides did it, one of the most renowned spies we had was actually a femme pretending to be a mech who was using his hologram software to project himself as a femme.

Elita later figured out what was going on, and that she changed her armor so that she could fight and not worry about being captured and bred by the Decepticons should they ever get her. This way she could drop the hologram, and throw them off and escape. She's pretty cool.

But anyways, eventually Shauna asked why Mulan had to fight at all, and why some of the other Princesses didn't wait to be saved. (I know! Smart question for a three-year-old right?) And Celeste gave a very intriguing answer. "A princess should be able to fight for herself and her kingdom. Ruling a kingdom is a very hard job, and the best princesses know how to work hard, while also knowing when to give others work to do too. Plus, it makes the princess way cooler when she can defend what she has and what she believes in. Like Princess Celestia does with Equestria." The three nodded their heads in unison and understanding, before the youngest gasped. "What is it Lina?"

"Your name is Celestial!"

"Oh." She chuckled. "No I am not the ruler of Equestria, or anywhere for that matter. Sorry girls." She said eliciting a whine from the three before they went back to watching the movie. After another movie, Celeste showed them a function of their dresses. When the right bows or beads were pulled, a length of the dress could be removed at the bottom and then used as a connecting cape via snap buttons hidden under more bows and beads. Apparently snap buttons are really cool since the three kept playing with them until they fell asleep. And just in time for their parents to pick them up. After Celeste gave them a full itinerary of the night and its events, she retired for the night. Will, along with Epps, said their "See ya laters" stating that they were going to be off base for a while to spend that time with their families.

That's the strange thing, Celeste never usually goes to bed so early…its barely seven thirty. But at the same time, she did stay up all night yesterday making the dresses and she did have to play a few rigorous rounds of hide and go seek and tag, so I get that she might be exhausted.

But the next morning over, I think I know why she did it. I was walking up the hall when I heard someone sneeze. Turning around, I didn't see anyone so I kept walking. A few minutes later Celeste ran into me…literally. She backed up and smiled at me mouthing a quick sorry before she turned the corner and began running again. Stranger still, the part of my leg that she ran into was covered in dust, eye liner, and lip stick. She never wears this much make up, not even when she and the girls were playing "Make-over" yesterday. Something is wrong with her, and I mean really wrong.

I began to chase after her up the hall before she disappeared altogether. I don't have a clue where she could have gone but I do know that I really need to talk to her. She isn't telling me something and I think that it's something important. Just when I was about to go running down another hall, I heard Ratchet swear and saw my charge sprinting towards me with a look of pure terror on her face.

"FRAGGIT JAZZ! CATCH YOUR CHARGE BEFORE SHE WORSENES HER CONDITION!"

He screeched as she rounded the corner speeding past me. This time I kept up with her better and soon enough she was cornered between me Ratchet and Jolt who gave her a quick scan.

"She has a high fever. 103.3 degrees. Definitely sick." He confirmed making my charge slide to the floor sobbing. "Fragging virus must be spreading faster than I thought. Jolt, take her to the Medbay an- "

"Hey hey hey. You can't do that!"

"I can and I will. She is not going to contaminate the rest of this base with her illness."

Ratchet scolded loudly, attracting the attention of Prowl and Prime. "I see that your charge has come in contact with the new virus."

"Yes she has, and she is going to Medbay for treatment."

"Ratch, ya don' understan'. She neva had a good experience in there. Pretty much all her life hospitals meant nothin' but trouble."

The three looked at me like I was trying to get her off the hook, which in a way is true, but at the same time she has a small problem with doctors. I remember watching her when she was in the Medbay that first day we met. Her eyes wandered around nervously, and it wasn't your typical "I'm in trouble" nervous, it was the look of someone going, "not again. It can't happen again". I don't want her to live through that pain anymore, I want her to move on. "Jazz, may I presume that this is because of the abuse that your charge has lived through?"

"One hundred percent yes."

"Are there any alternatives to her staying in Medbay?"

"None that I would out right approve of. Once the virus passes in 48 hours, she'll want to get up and go back to work."

"What if we move her punishment up to now? I could keep her in there an' I can keep her away from work."

I said, thankful that boss bot and Prowl were there. If anyone could back me up on this, it's them.

"Perhaps that would be best. I did want her cut off from her hobbies, and seeing that it will be another two weeks until we return to base, it would hardly be fair of me to make her wait for her punishment if it could be fulfilled while we are here."

"An' I will gladly play nurse bot for her when I can."

I said looking to Ratchet who was fuming. "Fine. Jolt will aid you in this endeavor, and the both of you will report any changes in her condition to me immediately."

He said with an air of finality. Looking down I saw Celeste looking around with wide eyes. "Are ya al'righ? Celeste?"

"Where did all the cows go? So many cows! Happy cows!"

She seemed to coo as we all looked worriedly at her. "Ratchet?" Prime asked as she crawled over to him and laid on his foot. "Biiiiiiiig cooooooooooow!" She moaned right before she turned away from his foot and threw up. She then passed out and landed in it face first making us cringe in disgust.

"Her temperature is lowering slightly. The virus has been known to cause minor hallucinations, and with her fever they are no doubt heightened."

He said as he took a couple bottles out of subspace. "This is for the soreness that comes with her purging, and these should help her sleep. No more than two pills at a time with at least six hours in between doses. Make sure she receives plenty of fluids and rest."

Ratchet said sternly. "And make sure that when her fever breaks and when she is able to move that she knows that she is on punishment for the next three days." Prowl ordered as I gently picked up my charge. With the orders of giving her a cool shower and putting her to bed, Jolt and I returned her to her room where Minty immediately greeted us with happy nuzzlings and meows. While Jolt took Celeste to get her cleaned up, I fixed her bed for her prolonged stay. I made sure the pillows were fluffy and that a fan was in the right position to blow on her if she got too hot. While I was doing this I heard Celeste mumbling nonsense…about me. "Jol…have ya ever seen a penis? Jazz has a nice one. A great big one made outta lines…I wanna fuck that…would be fuuuuuunnnnnnnnn." She said as Jolt chuckled lightly before he pulled her out of the bathroom five minutes later. She was totally asleep again. "She must be hallucinating. She isn't even compatible with our species."

"Heh, yeah right." I said half-heartedly as I helped him lay her down on the bed while also positioning a trashcan under her face in case she needs to throw up again.

I took first watch over her so that Jolt could help Ratchet in the Medbay with the twins. I guess both sets found a way to glue and magnetize themselves to each other, putting the Hatchet in a rage. I couldn't help but look at her and think. Jolt is right, we aren't compatible. But having said that, we do have realistic human holoforms. "What do you think? Is it so weird for me to love you? And is it so wrong for me to want you?" I asked her sleeping form not expecting an answer. To my surprise (and dread, Primus I hope she didn't hear me) she turned over in her sleep sighing. "Phooo. Mmmmm."

Pho? Why in the pit is she talking about Decepticons…oh wait…Pho. That's some kind of soup. I think Soup is like one of her favorite things to eat. Especially if there's a bunch of that red chili sauce in it…what did she call it again? Sriracha! Yeah she really likes that stuff. Huh, there's gotta be a place where I can get some of that stuff around here somewhere. Mmm. There's a place not too far from here. Ratchet said make she has plenty of fluids…soup is a fluid…and Will said that chicken soup cures illness or something like that. I think that when Jolt gets back, I'll go get her some…eh the people who work there would know the best kind to give her right? Before I could answer my own mental question I saw Celeste grab her stuffed yellow alpaca and snuggle into it…I could have sworn that I put that thing on her desk…maybe she grabbed it on her way to the bed, but it does make for a cute picture

A/N: My my my, you all seemed to like that last chapter! And as luck would have it, this story won the extra chapter! So the next time you see me here, I will have two chapters for you! Keep an eye on these author's notes because they will matter, and of course let me know what you think of this chapter! This story is now my most popular, so great job!

Please follow favorite and review!

CLYL!

.