CHAPTER 3: What is Reviewing?
It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).
"I think I've come to a realization," said Stunk, looking dismayed.
"Huh? You've been thinking again? You know your doctor told you not to do that anymore or else you might get another aneurism," Zel said.
"I know, I know, but I couldn't help but think… so, we get paid to review sex, right?" Stunk said.
"Yeah, that's why we're called the Ishuzoku Reviewers (or Interspecies Reviewers depending on how much of a weeb you are)" said Kanchal.
"Doesn't that mean… we are sex workers? Non-Succu-Girl sex workers?" Stunk said.
"Yeah I guess in a way it does!" Bruise said, looking satisfied with himself.
"And yet… we still have to pay for sex, right?" Stunk said.
"Well yeah, we can't just get any Succu-Girl we want for free," Zel replied.
"That means we are… the worst sex workers… we are so bad we have to pay someone else to have sex with us, even if we get paid in the end…" Stunk said, tears beginning to stream down his face.
The group of Reviewers realized what Stunk said was true. They've been paid for having sex, meaning they're sex workers, and yet they still have to pay to have sex, meaning they aren't even good sex workers. With depressed looks on their faces, Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise all try to leave the bar but trip down the stairs and die. Crimvael and Meidri end up falling in love and getting married one year later.
END OF CHAPTER 3