CHAPTER 4: Back on the Fairies
It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).
"Y'know," said Zel, "I was kinda wanting to go back to the fairy brothel we went to before."
"Huh? Why would we go there?" said Stunk.
"I'd go again," said Kanchall.
"What? Come on, am I the only one who DOESN'T want to go?" said Stunk.
"Well last time you went you did have to sleep with someone who you wouldn't normally sleep with," Zel said, and then he lowered his voice to say "someone who looks over 20."
"Yeah yeah, rub it in, small dick," said Stunk, causing the whole table to laugh besides Zel, who got mad he was called "small dick" because he takes that kind of thing very personally.
The laughing caught the attention of Meirdri, who walked up to the table.
"Don't you remember I have a restraining order on you?" Meirdri said to Stunk, looking very pissed off to see his face again.
"Hey now, just because I'm not allowed to be within 100 meters of you doesn't mean I can't come to my favorite bar every now and then," said Stunk, not realizing how laws work.
"If you don't get out of here now I'm going to give you the opportunity to review a glass of beer up your ass!" said Meidri.
"Alright! Let's go to a brothel!" shouted Stunk, standing up and throwing his money for the drink on the table.
Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and nobody else because Crimvael's dick is too big to fuck the fairies and Bruise is a racist against fairies I guess I don't know, arrive at the fairy brothel they had been to before. In the doorway was madame Aloe, wearing basically nothing and smoking her usual pipe with much fervor.
"Well I'll be, I never thought I'd see your faces in here again," said Aloe, looking smug.
"Yeah, yeah…" said Stunk, trying not to look Aloe in the face.
"Last I saw in your review of my place you were rather upset at the prices and most of you weren't even satisfied with my girls," Aloe said, still looking smug.
"Well we had to pay for a first time membership fee, might as well come again since we're members," said Kanchall, "plus I liked coming here."
"Yeah I know you did, and thanks for being gross about the way fairies smell in your review by the way," said Aloe, surprisingly smug.
Stunk, Zel, and Kanchal all got rather upset at Aloe's smugness. They were Succu-Girls reviewers, they should be treated with respect and not with smug disdain! They all indecently came up with their own ways to enact revenge upon Aloe for being justifiably rude to them.
As Zel entered the fuck room with his chosen girl, he grinned as she flew up to him. He caressed her small body until his hands reached her waist, at which point he grabbed her tightly and shoved her inside his mouth. He began to chew her body into pieces, a rather difficult task considering she had strong BONES and she was struggling to escape.
Stunk and his fairy were about to engage in coitus when Stunk brandished a gun and shot the fairy he was supposed to fuck 37 times.
Kanchall actually just had normal sex with the fairy he was supposed to enact revenge upon, but he still got what he wanted by constantly whispering "mm you smell nice" to the fairy he was with, which made her uncomfortable.
After the three came out of their rooms, two of whom were covered in blood, they were met with police officers handcuffing them. Aloe had heard what went on in all the room (she didn't trust them coming back for no reason) and had them arrested. Stunk, Zel, and Kanchall rotted in jail until they died.
END OF CHAPTER 4