CHAPTER 5: Gotta Go Fast
It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).
"You all see that new Sonic the Hedgehog movie that came out recently?" asked Bruise.
"You know we don't watch those furry movies you love so much," said Zel.
"What are you talking about? That movie kicked so much ass!" said Stunk.
"It was pretty good, actually," said Kanchall.
Zel couldn't understand why people would like furry movies. He had grown up in a strictly anti-anthropomorphic-animal home, or as his grandmother put it, AAA. Stunk and Kanchall however, don't even know what the word "furry" even means.
"Alright! Let's go to a brothel!" shouted Stunk, standing up and throwing his money for the drink on the table.
Stunk, Zel, Crimvael, and Bruise all were in front of the movie theater named "Sexy Showings." They walked in, bought their tickets, and sat down to see the Sonic movie. It totally blew Zel away, he couldn't believe a movie could be so amazing, so captivating, so… wait a second, the main character looked familiar to Zel. Of course, Zel had heard of the Sonic franchise before, but the exact way he was portrayed in the film… he knows he had seen this creature before.
Immediately after the movie, Zel rushed into the Succu-Girl district. The others followed, because hey why not, except Crimvael who went home to go to bed. Zel ran through the district until he saw it. Where he had seen the exact face of Sonic used in the film. It was a brothel named "Gotta Cum Fast" (apologies), and while Zel had never gone there before, he had passed by it many times. He shook there in his boots, unable to move.
"Hey Zel, what's going on? Want to go in there?" said Stunk, motioning towards "Gotta Cum Fast." The trio entered and lo and behold, it was Zel's grandmother in a Sonic cosplay as one of the Succu-Girls!
"G-grandma?" Zel asked.
"Oh my, Zel-chan, what're you doing here?" Zel's grandmother asked.
"I'm a Succu-Girl, and I love cosplay, so I work here! Did you never know this is where I worked?" Zel's grandmother said.
It all made sense. Why furries were not allowed in the house. Why Zel was so into sex. He was a descendant of a Succu-Girl who tried to protect him from his heritage. But she failed, as he had become someone who reviews sex for money (yes really) and now he's grown to love Sonic as well. Zel shed a tear as he had failed his grandmothers wishes.
Now of course, since Zel's grandmother is an elf, she didn't age past 20. She still looked as young as Zel. Stunk was totally not listening to the conversation at all and immediately asked to go to bed with Zel's grandma. Zel watched in horror as Stunk, his best friend, went to go to bed with his own grandmother. Who was in a Sonic cosplay no less! Zel, in a fit of anger, drew Bruise's sword (and it was done at such an angle that ended up cutting Bruise's torso to the point he would eventually bleed to death) and stabbed Stunk with it 93 times in the chest. After he calmed down, Zel was executed by the state.
END OF CHAPTER 5