The Disgusting Lives of the Ishuzoku Reviewers

by bigbadoneechan

In your average episode of Ishuzoku/Interspecies Reviewers, the gang gets laid and writes about it. What happens if things go wrong and get more interesting? That's what this story is about: the everyday lives of the Ishuzoku Reviewers being shaken up and thrown about. tbh I do not like the series and this is catharsis and also its very funny. many ideas by Brightside (not on site)

6. Chapter 6: DevilSponge

CHAPTER 6: DevilSponge

(This features characters from my previous fic "DevilSponge" which can be read here: s/13469442/1/DevilSponge this fic is also best read listening to "Devilman no Uta," while I personally would recommend the original 70s anime version, the Devilman Crybaby version works just as well. Please enjoy!)

It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).

"Holy shit, this friend sponge is great!" said Stunk, chewing as he spoke.

"I can't believe you won the limited edition friend sponge and we gotta eat the same old shit!" said Bruise, quite upset. He really wanted to eat sponge.

Suddenly, a flash of light in the middle of the bar caused everyone to hide their eyes. Out from the light was DEVILMAN!

"Fuckin hell!" said Devilman, "thank goodness I got out of that mess in ancient Greece!"

The bar was completely silent. Nobody knew who this Devilman was, let alone why he teleported into the middle of the bar completely naked. Stunk, Zel, Bruise, and Kanchall all got rather uncomfortable as Crimvael stared at Devilman's naked body.

"Hey, who do you think you are teleporting into the bar without any clothes on?" yelled Stunk, getting ready for a potential fight.

"Huh? Mind your own business, stinky!" said Devilman, somehow perfectly guessing Stunk's middle school nickname.

Devilman took a closer look at Stunk. His rugged and disheveled look did not impress the half-devil, but something caught his eye. The food he was eating… it was his friend Spongebob, or as he was known last he heard of him… DEVILSPONGE!

"Just what the fuck do you think you're doing? You're eating my friend!" yelled Devilman.

Devilman pointed his antennae at the friend sponge and shot a laser at it, using his devil powers to revive DevilSponge to his proper form! In order for this to happen, of course, the parts that Stunk ate were violently ripped out of his gut, causing him to turn into a pile of flesh and bones. Zel, Bruise, and Kanchall all drew their weapons in retaliation.

"You're gonna get what's coming to ya!" yelled Bruise.

"I think you're gonna be disappointed with the outcome of this fight," said Devilsponge, a large, smug grin forming on his face.

"Get ready for shit to start pouring out of your eyes when I kick your ass!" said Devilman, similarly looking very happy with himself.

Devilman and DevilSponge proceeded to beat the fucking shit out of the three main characters, and were applauded by the bar patrons because they were seen as quite the nuisance. Crimvael ran up to Devilman, still naked by the way, and asked him to go out on a date, but Devilman refused.

"Sorry, but I have to get back to my home world, wherever that is," Devilman said.

And so Devilman and DevilSponge walked off into the sunset together, reconnected at last.

END OF CHAPTER 6