CHAPTER 7: Minions
It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).
"Now I know this sounds bad, but… I kinda wanna try fuckin a Minion…" said Kanchall.
There was complete silence at the table for a solid ten seconds, before Zel broke the silence.
"Why?" said Zel.
"Well, halflings and fairies are all pretty small and accomidate my size, right?" Kanchall said, to which everybody replied with a nod, "well Minions are the same way."
"Yeah but… really, Minions?" said Stunk.
"I know it sounds weird but… I just think it would be worth trying out, if I don't like it don't have to do it again, right?" Kanchall said.
"Alright! Let's go to a brothel!" shouted Stunk, standing up and throwing his money for the drink on the table.
Stunk, Zel, Kanchall, and Bruise stood outside a Minion brothel, very scared of what lied beyond the door. They hadn't even gone inside and they already regretted their decision. Kanchall took the nervous steps inside and almost cried tears of shock as he saw Minions in revealing clothes.
"Ooba banana?" said a nearby Minion.
The four then got brain clots and died.
END OF CHAPTER 7