The Disgusting Lives of the Ishuzoku Reviewers

by bigbadoneechan

In your average episode of Ishuzoku/Interspecies Reviewers, the gang gets laid and writes about it. What happens if things go wrong and get more interesting? That's what this story is about: the everyday lives of the Ishuzoku Reviewers being shaken up and thrown about. tbh I do not like the series and this is catharsis and also its very funny. many ideas by Brightside (not on site)

8. Chapter 8: Nyan Neko Sugar Girl

CHAPTER 8: Nyan Neko Sugar Girls

It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).

"Hey have you heard of this new anime called 'Nyan Neko Suga Girls'?" said Stunk.

"That's not new, its like ten years old or something," replied Zel.

"Either way, it got me thinkin… I kinda wanna fuck a catgirl!" said Stunk.

Everyone was in agreement. Catgirls were hot.

"Alright! Let's go to a brothel!" shouted Stunk, standing up and throwing his money for the drink on the table.

Stunk, Zel, Kanchall, and Crimvael were on their way to a catgirl brothel. Crimvael left early, however, convincing everyone that they had slept with a catgirl already and didn't need to again. They ended up living happily ever after marrying the first catgirl he slept with. The others, however, were in for a surprise when they arrived at the catgirl brothel.

"Why's it closed?" said Stunk.

"Maybe its roaches?" said Kanchall.

They looked around and saw the mistress of the catgirl brothel having a screaming match with another catgirl, but it didn't look like a Succu-Girl. This girl looked jagged, weirdly colored, her features heavily exaggerated to the point her boobs were just large, bouncing, circles with no hint of even trying to look sexy. And yet, Stunk fell in love at first sight. Without thinking, he ran up to the catgirl currently in an argument.

"Hey there pretty baby, how about you and me-" Stunk said, before getting interrupted with a large hammer destroying his skull.

The hammer had come from the catgirl, who everyone could tell her name was "Raku-chan" from the argument she was having, who had been so angry with Stunk's flirting that she killed him on the spot. And yet the guards didn't seem to care. Kanchall and Zel walked up to her to try and get her to turn herself in but before they could get in edge ways, Raku-chan slammed the hammer against their heads and killed them too.

THE END