CHAPTER 9: Mirror Mirror on the Wall
It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).
"This may sound weird, but… I can't look in mirrors anymore… they turn me on…" said Zel.
"Huh?" Everyone in the bar said at once.
"Oh, so Mr. 'Gay people are gross, men can never be sexy' is getting off to himself in the mirror, huh?" said Meidri.
"W-wait but-" said Zel, but before he could say anything, all of his friends spoke.
"So what? I've been doing the same thing," said Stunk.
"Yeah same here," said Kanchal.
"Me too," said Bruise.
Everyone else in the bar were not surprised. For people who were as narcissistic enough to write reviews for sex as if their opinion mattered would get off to themselves in the mirror despite being homophobic. Everyone ignored the shitheads and went back to their own business, but the four friends had an idea.
"Alright! Let's go to a brothel!" shouted Stunk, standing up and throwing his money for the drink on the table.
Later that night, the four friends walked into the brothel "Magic Mirror," where they could fuck themselves. They walk in and get the cheapest method, which is summoning themselves from an alternate dimension. Little did they know, that was actually a trap set up by demons to get back at them for not fucking demons when they were asked to (this series is weird).
They sit in front of the mirror and chant "mirror mirror on the wall, I wish to fuck myself." After doing so three times, alternate universe versions of Stunk, Zel, Bruise, and Kanchal walk through the mirror! They all stare at each other for a second before putting a hand on their alternate version selves, which of course causes a dimensional rift and makes them explode, killing them all instantly.
END OF CHAPTER 9