The Disgusting Lives of the Ishuzoku Reviewers

by bigbadoneechan

In your average episode of Ishuzoku/Interspecies Reviewers, the gang gets laid and writes about it. What happens if things go wrong and get more interesting? That's what this story is about: the everyday lives of the Ishuzoku Reviewers being shaken up and thrown about. tbh I do not like the series and this is catharsis and also its very funny. many ideas by Brightside (not on site)

10. Chapter 10: Oncest

CHAPTER 10: Oncest

It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).

"Hey, have all of you heard of this Onceler thing all over the internet right now? I don't really know that much about it, I just keep seeing it on my twitter feed," said Stunk.

"What the fuck? What year is it? Did I die and go to hell?" asked Zel.

"I don't know much about the Onceler but a brothel called 'Oncest' just opened up and I think they're related somehow," said Kanchall.

"Alright! Let's go to a brothel!" shouted Stunk, standing up and throwing his money for the drink on the table.

Stunk, Zel, Kanchall, and Crimvael entered Oncest and were shocked to see hundreds of clones of the same 3D CG animated twink walking around, all with unique (see: stereotypical) personalities that set them apart from each other.

"Welcome to Oncest, how may I take your order?" asked Receptionist-Onceler.

Everybody was too confused to say anything, given the circumstances. However what was even more confusing was the fact that there was only one woman Onceler, known as Wonceler. Everyone stared blankly at each other, hoping to be the first to make a move and get her to himself. Except Crimvael, who left because they saw Meidri and just really badly wanted to leave.

"Um, excuse me? Are you all going to do anything or just stand in the entrance?" said Receptionist-Onceler.

Stunk, Zel, and Kanchall all decided to take the L and have an orgy session with Wonceler to get it out of the way. This had to happen eventually.

"Yeah uh… one group session with… the woman one," said Stunk, so embarrassed at having to say that he almost barfed.

Receptionist-Onceler led them to a room with Wonceler and they were so scared of touching each other during an orgy in fear of being considered gay they all threw up their organs onto the bed, and died on the spot.

END OF CHAPTER 10