CHAPTER 11: The Obligatory Homestuck Chapter
It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls). After a weird joke Crimvael overhears them say, they join in on the conversation.
"Haha, that's just like Homestuck!" Crimvael said.
"What's a Homestuck?" asked Zel.
"Oh, it's just this funny webcomic, it's all weird and stuff," said Crimvael.
"Hmm… do you think there's a brothel for it?" asked Zel.
"Oh my god it's always brothels with you people," said Meidri, jumping into the conversation, "for once in your life why don't you take something non-sexually, after all Homestuck is full of-"
Interrupting Meidri, Stunk, Zel, Kanchall, and Bruise all laughed really hard.
"Taking something non-sexually? Who do you think we are, women?" said Kanchall.
"Alright! Let's go to a brothel!" shouted Stunk, standing up and throwing his money for the drink on the table.
The four doofuses arrive at a brothel they assume is related to Homestuck in some way. They didn't actually go to a Homestuck related brothel because, in case you were not aware, that kind of thing doesn't exist in this universe because all the characters of Homestuck are minors. Teenagers. Children. I mean I guess the character's parents are adults but they have alternate-reality child versions of them too so it would still be creepy. In the end, no such thing existed, so instead they accidentally went to a Home Improvement brothel, because they figured it was close enough. Unfortunately, the only options for fucking are various women in Tim Allen cosplay, which none of the guys are interested in. Ironically, the Home Improvement brothel wasn't built by an architect, but rather a clown. Look I have to make this story about Homestuck somehow. So as the four guys were reconsidering their options the building collapsed, killing only those four. All the Tim Allen cosplayers lived for some reason. Probably because the chapters always end with bad things happening to the main characters. God this story really got lazier and lazier as things went. Y'know, the first few chapters had genuine effort in them. I wanted to write a really satirical dark comedy about the characters of this anime I hate dying over and over. And yet however many months later here we are and most chapters are even shorter than the originally bite-sized ones with way less thought behind them. I think the last chapter I put effort into was the DevilSponge chapter, and that's because it involved my OC and Devilman, who I care way more about. I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do next with this story because the way things are now this is just sad. Oh right I was in the middle of a story, not a diary entry. Sorry, Homestuck Chapter got me typing novellas over here. Anyway all 4 of those guys died the end/
END OF CHAPTER 11