The fanfic to the fanfic fan squeal - My Little Depression by PenneIsForThotties (aka Elie Wiesel)
I wokedid up in the morning and i reemberred i broke my rist of me hooves and i seed mah ShAun HoffmAn!? I membered i could no masturtate anymoar so i neded 2. I got my dressed and went to the kitchen with the poopie ceral in me jaws. I abra to da gorgey stor and they said i was borken rist hoof how do walkin?% i sayed i no need to walk i no chicekn. KEvin! Oh no secs with cube hert me and mah rists of hoofeses and ma love whole. I cri i hert! It wa DIScorde he wa kevin. He was allway gothik not pulpure! The stor employ''s wonder (gr8 liberry) what why we do in da stor but i Midnight Spermkul so i no careeiE. We kept maided out minuts then and secsing then da cops cum and see no 1 not not dark so they leafed. They thourght it was several gay semertation becuz that ill legal but no homo. We after then leafed the KAYMART!? We bot no thing ther, only for secs. I do no y discorde want ther. We do all time he lic gothik so we do. We wentadid back down stret then hom. Oh no obama! He wa sitin in the dark ha and he cumed at us and we left.! Shih oh no! Obama through his bombs at me and discorde and me flew way. We got home and herd da gothik musc and went go to go to sleep after we suk face.
Me and discorde wok up and da deliver came from da cat through bug and we got boxe! We gott da videagams and we suk face a gain. We happ burds know! Da cat wa big and we he big da cat. Josh came ober and he play gothic musc! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.? I had herd tiem with da videagams cuz me hoofeses rists was stills borkens. butt the discordes was still gudz so he play the fifites aint no 19-90s! So he make harf and bot gothic fo 20, oh no! It wa obomb? He yellses threw televiison! No baby herd tho becuz he black.. We stop dat videagames and chang ching videagames to da six gay rain-bow! No oh obama in dark becuz he natural gothik. We stap and suk face becuz obama no gud he stock uus. Re-cow spot he watched us his rist! Obama need was scarred us he is thots! We kame 2 the obama he no house white because he no whit. We new whered hed bee so we gott to get his rist bork. Obama stapp his shih so we goo now! kadabara! We putted him in da vents and he got sdm and he deadeed know. rip obama not reely ha. Me and the discorde got bac to da favoirt kay-mart and make da secs for da workes. Now josh sltinin and cryin cuz obomb was his secs man. He go to da dress room and we see da blod and oh no? Josh die becuz he a bad. we tulk to employes and they sayed he go bye to dumperster. The cat 8 him, yum! Da cat gived us chiken for da mill and we happ a gain! Me disorde have passionte secs and suk and have gud tiem! we have gud day butt we have gud dilders now and videagames. Yay secs and now sleeping time bed time sleep bye yay. Dreem: obama ded ha no wone kares! We get da ceral do it a gain thank me spermkul.
special tanks to da leiv man and da recow man and Obama.
Part 1